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EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my hotheaded dad that my teacher gave me detention for not wearing a bra?

I am a high school senior, I'm 18 but my school still treats me and a lot of the girls as children who have to be told to dress themselves... It's kind of gross to have teachers telling us what is too immodest to wear.

So I was in gym and my teacher said I was against dress code because he could see my bra strap. I was wearing a shirt that usually covered it but it came out over my shoulder because I was moving around.

Anyway he said that 2 more strikes and I'd have detention

A week later my bra strap slid onto my shoulder again and my teacher was like "that's your second strike" so after that I stopped wearing a bra to school. I don't really care if people judge, its nothing gross or unnatural I think

Which I got in trouble for at gym. My teacher gave me detention for my third strike. I looked through the school handbook and here's what it said::

1. Shorts or skirts must meet finger-tip length when arms are hung straight to the side.

2. Pants/shorts with rips/holes/mesh may not be worn.

3. Low slung pants may not reveal undergarments, shorts, or boxers.

4. Shirts that are low cut, midriff-baring, open-back, or see-through may not be worn. Camisoles or undergarments must not be visible.

5. Outdoor clothing such as hats, hoods, coats, and sunglasses, may not be worn

6. Clothing or accessories with messages suggesting drugs, alcohol, tobacco, sex or any other image deemed suggestive, offensive or disruptive by Administration may not be worn.

7. Pajamas and/or slippers may not be worn

So yeah, nothing about needing a bra.

So I told my dad who has kind of a hot temper that my gym teacher gave me a detention for not wearing a bra, and that the school roles don't even say anything about needing to wear bras, and I was honestly kind of horrified that this guy was looking hard enough at my chest to see that I didn't have a bra on under a baggy black t shirt that covers everything

My dad was furious and he drove me to school the next morning and went into the principal's office and absolutely chewed him out. Saying that it wasn't right grown men were looking at his daughter's body like that, that it was disgusting that I was in trouble for my under garments that was nobody's business but my own. That he was pissed he had to explain to a grown rear end man what was wrong with this picture. That he wasn't gonna keep quiet about this, all the guys in his motorcycle club was gonna hear that this teacher was eyeing up their daughters, etc.

He was madddd, like screaming mad, and apparently a bunch of students in the hall heard the whole thing and it's caused some gossip.

I don't know what's gonna come off it next, I feel a little weird because my dad took it up to 11 and I usually don't care for his temper but it felt kind of justified then.

AITA for telling my dad about this?

good dadde

# ? Jan 6, 2020 23:25

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Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

Gym teachers are usually the scum of the earth

# ? Jan 6, 2020 23:26

DeadMansSuspenders: Jan 10, 2012; I wanna be your left hand man

chemtrail huffer posted:

My [21F] boyfriend's [23M] relationship with his teddybear is making me uncomfortable

I told myself I wouldn't post until I caught up to the end of the thread but holy poo poo I can't let this one go. Teddy is going to end up with a wig of her hair or necklace of her fingernails.
Someone contact Timothy's parents.

E: vvvv my god I love this thread. Can't articulate how I feel right now lmao

DeadMansSuspenders fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jan 7, 2020

# ? Jan 6, 2020 23:27

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DeadMansSuspenders posted:

I told myself I wouldn't post until I caught up to the end of the thread but holy poo poo I can't let this one go. Teddy is going to end up with a wig of her hair or necklace of her fingernails.
Someone contact Timothy's parents.

keep reading, you missed a doozie of an update that includes pictures

# ? Jan 6, 2020 23:28

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Smirking_Serpent posted:

So I told my dad who has kind of a hot temper that my gym teacher gave me a detention for not wearing a bra, and that the school roles don't even say anything about needing to wear bras, and I was honestly kind of horrified that this guy was looking hard enough at my chest to see that I didn't have a bra on under a baggy black t shirt that covers everything

My dad was furious and he drove me to school the next morning and went into the principal's office and absolutely chewed him out. Saying that it wasn't right grown men were looking at his daughter's body like that, that it was disgusting that I was in trouble for my under garments that was nobody's business but my own. That he was pissed he had to explain to a grown rear end man what was wrong with this picture. That he wasn't gonna keep quiet about this, all the guys in his motorcycle club was gonna hear that this teacher was eyeing up their daughters, etc.

He was madddd, like screaming mad, and apparently a bunch of students in the hall heard the whole thing and it's caused some gossip.

I don't know what's gonna come off it next, I feel a little weird because my dad took it up to 11 and I usually don't care for his temper but it felt kind of justified then.

AITA for telling my dad about this?

haha hell yeah, get biker dad on that pervert teacher

one of the times that explosive anger is an advantage and a public rear end chewing is justified

# ? Jan 6, 2020 23:33

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Sjs00 posted:

Gym teachers are usually the scum of the earth

Gym teachers are usually history teachers who happen to own khaki shorts

# ? Jan 6, 2020 23:50

Bananaquiter: Aug 20, 2008; Ron's not here.

Licarn posted:

My (23m) father (67m) wants my sperm to impregnate the woman (39f) he cheated on my mother (62f) with 13 years ago

That's how you get your half son.

# ? Jan 6, 2020 23:50

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
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and all I got was
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Gym teachers are usually history teachers who happen to own khaki shorts

All of our PE teachers were also team coaches, and I wouldn't put loving a student past a single one of those shitbags. The Girls' basketball coach in particular had creepo written all over him.

# ? Jan 6, 2020 23:56

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Danaru posted:

I like how her mind short circuited so hard at the concept of bisexuality that "my girlfriend wants to bang other people too" is like her tertiary concern

google gold star lesbian for an insane trip down an insane rabbit hole.

# ? Jan 6, 2020 23:59

Kenshin: Jan 10, 2007

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my hotheaded dad that my teacher gave me detention for not wearing a bra?

AITA for telling my dad about this?

100% NTA, fantastic dad at least in this instance

I don't usually support losing your poo poo yelling at people but this is one of those instances where it is not only appropriate, it's loving required

# ? Jan 7, 2020 00:29

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for not inviting my father to my wedding after I wasn't invited to his?

My dad and his wife "eloped" and got married when I was 14. I found out days later that my stepbrothers were present at the wedding. My father didn't get me because he knew it would cause a big fight with my mom.

I can confidently pinpoint this exact incident for my relationship with my dad becoming very icy. I was extremely close to him before this.

I saw it as a huge slap in the face and I never viewed my dad the same since. It's also affected my relationship with my stepbrothers and stepmother.

To his credit, my dad did recognize that he really hosed up and has tried over and over to fix our relationship but it's never really worked.

I still went for my visitation and never disrespected him and his wife. But I made it very clear that I wasn't really a part of his family.

My father came to my graduation a few years ago and broke down in tears and apologized again but I just simply can't bring myself to start caring about him. I said everything was fine and moved on.

I'm now getting married in September. I love my fiance and I'm very happy with my life.

My father texted me the other day saying that he can't wait to walk me down the aisle.

But I would like my stepfather to do that instead. And honestly, I would rather my father not come to the wedding at all just to avoid any drama about the whole walking down the aisle thing.

And also, maybe he'll finally understand how I felt all those years ago.

AITA?

Delicious. Finally a grown rear end shitburger learns when you gently caress up those who you are supposed to love you suffer. Just a shame it took him his whole life to figure it out.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 00:34

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Sjs00 posted:

People if you hate someone even for something justified think before severing because they might just get cancer and die without telling anyone too

I'm having trouble parsing your intention. You're saying think twice before severing, because then they might die without you learning about it? Cause if you're really severing then that's actually the desired outcome

# ? Jan 7, 2020 00:43

avoid doorways: Jun 6, 2010; 'twas brillig; Gun Saliva

DandyLion posted:

Delicious. Finally a grown rear end shitburger learns when you gently caress up those who you are supposed to love you suffer. Just a shame it took him his whole life to figure it out.

reddit convinced her she�s the rear end in a top hat and she�s going to invite him

# ? Jan 7, 2020 00:45

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

Chad Sexington posted:

This is legit sad. That's a move you regret later in life.

yeah her dad regreted it but its a very clear signal you dont care about making someone part of your family when you wont risk a fight with your ex wife to try to get them into your wedding and whats good for the daughter is good for the dad.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 00:46

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Licarn posted:

reddit convinced her she�s the rear end in a top hat and she�s going to invite him

What next, are you gonna tell me Santa isn't real?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 00:47

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my hotheaded dad that my teacher gave me detention for not wearing a bra?

I'm not normally a fan of people yelling at service people, but weirdly that's one of the services that a principle is supposed to provide to frustrated parents. Like it's obviously not the principle's fault that this gym teacher was being an rear end in a top hat over rule infractions, including imaginary ones, but that's the designated outlet for these kinds of grievances and meekly pointing out a problem never ever works with school administrators.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 00:48

avoid doorways: Jun 6, 2010; 'twas brillig; Gun Saliva

DandyLion posted:

What next, are you gonna tell me Santa isn't real?

Santa�s real and he posts in /r/shortcels

# ? Jan 7, 2020 00:53

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

AITA for telling my mother that my step dad will not be walking me down the aisle because I hate him, and in turn ripping my family apart?

quote:

I (23) am getting married to my boyfriend of 6 years in June. We're having quite a large wedding (fiance has a big family, and we have a lot of friends), but my family is very small. My only family is my mom (never met my dad), and I have an aunt and uncle who are childfree. Since I was little, having no father I always wanted my uncle to walk me down the aisle.

My mom married my step dad when I was 12, and I've never liked him. He's a bully. He says horrible things to people, says racist, sexist, transphobic things for attention, and heavily contributed to my mental illness and eating disorder as a teenager. My mom knows that we don't get along, and she knows I didn't like him, but I gave up on confiding in her about how much I disliked him when I was around 15, because she would always insist that despite having a nasty mouth, he was a really good guy and he would never hurt us. So, it's been around 8 years since I've told my mom I hate him. I moved out when I was 19 with my boyfriend. I visit my mom maybe 3-4 times a week, I would try to time this around my step dad working so I wouldn't see him. As a result of seeing him less, I was more able to ignore his horribleness and we stopped arguing. I mostly stopped talking to him. He still refers to me as his daughter and my mother insists he loves me. It is not mutual, but everyone has assumed that I love him too and our relationship is just based on 'banter' rather than tormenting.

So, when I got engaged, I asked my uncle almost straight away if he would walk me down the aisle. He was over the moon, but my aunt was like 'oh, you aren't picking step dad?' and I said no, I've always wanted uncle to do it. A few hours later, my mom called me crying asking why I wouldn't want step dad to do it, saying it's broken his heart. I told her that I've always dreamed of having uncle do it. She pressed on about how heartbroken he is, saying he always thought we had a good, funny relationship. This is where I feel like an rear end. I said, 'there was nothing funny about him ruining my self esteem and teenage years. I hate him and if it were up to me, he wouldn't even be at the wedding'. My mom said that she's horrified that I still feel this way, once again spouting that he's a good guy and he loves me. I repeated that I hate the guy, and she said she'll tell him to back off.

He's now angry at me and has asked my uncle not to walk me. My uncle is now not speaking to him, and I feel like I've torn what little family I have apart. AITA?

I feel like the stepdad's actions here pretty much say it all

# ? Jan 7, 2020 00:53

massive spider: Dec 6, 2006

AITA for intentionally sending my mom a dick pic to prove a point?

I know, i Know. Hear me out.
I'm currently 20, going to college, and live a hour away from my parents. My mom has always been invasive. Living at home I had no privacy. She would always want to see what was on my phone, pc, laptop, etc. She insisted on me not having a lock on my room door and would barge in when ever and when ever. Now that I live on my own, this has only gotten worse. She demands to know everything i'm doing and stalks me on any social media she can find.
I went home for christmas and during that time she found out through my sister that i've been seeing a girl on campus and have not told her. She has not stopped invading my life since and has demanded all the information she could get on her. I didn't give her anything and did not let her look at my texts when she demanded to see them. Now that I'm back on campus she's only ramped up.
Last night she called me prodding for more, and eventually she started to accuse me of "illicit" behavior with my girlfriend. She claims that "If i can't show my mother my texts, then I shouldn't be sending them". My mom decided to lecture me for half an hour last night. I had enough and said I would send her a full log of our texts. After I hung up though, I sent my mom a picture of my erect penis and turned my phone of do not disturb.
I only just barley checked my phone and she had called me over 10 times last night and sent over 50 texts. My dad and sisters also blew me up with texts calling me an rear end in a top hat.. I just called my dad and he said that it was way out of line and that i'm a major rear end in a top hat. My mom left me multiple voice mails crying and saying that she went wrong while calling me a degenerate.
Honestly. she wanted this. She already assumed my texts had dick pics so I just gave her what she wanted. AITA?
Edit:
Not gonna go through and respond to 100 posts so
1: Picture was one I took for my gf. Mom would have seen it anyway if I sent the text logs.
2: I didnt do this for any cheap porno reasons.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:02

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

QuarkJets posted:

AITA for telling my mother that my step dad will not be walking me down the aisle because I hate him, and in turn ripping my family apart?

I feel like the stepdad's actions here pretty much say it all

It is really nice to see, like in that one and the one with the adopted kid and the grandmother, other relatives that have the ops back.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:02

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

QuarkJets posted:

AITA for telling my mother that my step dad will not be walking me down the aisle because I hate him, and in turn ripping my family apart?

I feel like the stepdad's actions here pretty much say it all

good news op it is up to you dont invite him. burn the bridge its a lovely bridge anyways and your mom enables him and obviously doesnt care so burn that one to.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:05

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

QuarkJets posted:

AITA for telling my mother that my step dad will not be walking me down the aisle because I hate him, and in turn ripping my family apart?

I feel like the stepdad's actions here pretty much say it all

The only thing she did wrong was not severing with her mom for picking the lovely man over her own daughter years ago.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:06

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Ya gotta be a real heel to pay for feet pics, nyuck nyuck nyuck.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:15

Pirate Radar: Apr 18, 2008; You're not my Ruthie!
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You're not my Sherry!

My first thought with �noodle whore� was that it was something about super skinny women, who the guy is pissed at for some reason? My second thought was �wait, noodles, does he mean Italians?�

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:24

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Noodle Whores, ASSEMBLE HO!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:30

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

massive spider posted:

AITA for intentionally sending my mom a dick pic to prove a point?

LOL

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:36

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

massive spider posted:

AITA for intentionally sending my mom a dick pic to prove a point?

/r/relationships: I sent my mom a dick pic. Honestly. she wanted this.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:47

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

QuarkJets posted:

/r/relationships: I sent my mom a dick pic. Honestly. she wanted this.

/r/relationships: I sent my mom a dick pic. In Europe this is very normal.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 01:50

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WIBTA for calling out my daughter-in-law on her 'chronic illnesses'?

quote:

EDIT: I never ever said she was faking it!! I love her and my son and am concerned for them both. And for everyone who keeps asking me about my MD license: one of my closest friends is a doctor and she said you can train your nerve pathways in your brain towards being hyper sensitive towards pain and sleep (fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue syndrome). She also said this is on the rise with young adults. So that's why I'm nervous of them accepting labels.

My son got married to a girl 3 years ago; I thought she was great and our relationship was good. In the last two years, she became withdrawn and was diagnosed with chronic illnesses (fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, etc.) but as far as I know there are no blood tests for these things. The thing is, it is all a bit convenient for her to now do things her way with these 'illnesses'.

There has been a lot of tension ever since. She doesn't hardly show up to any family gatherings, and when she does she comes for an hour or two at a time because 'she has to rest afterwards' and doesn't help me much in the kitchen. They have told us before that we can't stay with them when she's in a flare (she always seems to 'be in a flare'). If we do stay with them, she tells me that she isn't up to cooking for the whole family (me, my husband, and two teenage sons) so I end up cooking for everyone. If I meet her for lunch, she always 'has to leave' after two hours. (EDIT: What I mean is that I like to make a day of it- offer to take her grocery shopping afterwards, etc.) She never seems to be able to go out and do what we've planned (or she'll do one thing on the list of five things), and she's forever retreating to her room to rest.Over Christmas, my son told me that I need to support her better and that she's missing out on her life with everyone and not just putting it on around me. I've tried to be nice and understanding to her, but I guess she makes me out to be the bad guy. I've spoken to the rest of the extended family and they also think she's actually messing up our family patterns because she doesn't like us, under the guise of 'illness'.

I'm not saying she's faking completely, but she's 25 years old and it's time for her to be an adult which means having thicker skin. She used to have a job and dropped down to part-time because she 'was too sick' and now my son is having to pay for all of these unnecessary doctors appointments and medications. But she has REALLY gotten in the way of family time. I think it would be best for everyone if she toughened up, was a team player with the family, and put her mind to a job. Of course it's not easy to grow up, but everyone still manages to do it without needing to be coddled like a baby. WIBTA for sitting my son and DIL down and giving them some tough guidance on these 'illnesses'?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:09

Rosalind: Apr 30, 2013; When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

massive spider posted:

AITA for intentionally sending my mom a dick pic to prove a point?

You know she's a bad mom because she's offended instead of replying with "Guess you haven't grown much since I was changing your diapers huh?"

Pinecone Sample posted:

WIBTA for calling out my daughter-in-law on her 'chronic illnesses'?

Is there a boomer AITA/relationship advice bingo card that I can fill out? Because this would totally be a winner.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:19

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Estranged Parents: Life Before the Sever

# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:24

the holy poopacy: May 16, 2009; hey! check this out; Fun Shoe

Pinecone Sample posted:

WIBTA for calling out my daughter-in-law on her 'chronic illnesses'?

I think the MIL is right to doubt these diagnoses. Anyone capable of putting up with this woman for an entire 1-2 hours clearly has superhuman endurance and pain tolerance and can't be suffering that badly.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:32

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

Pinecone Sample posted:

WIBTA for calling out my daughter-in-law on her 'chronic illnesses'?

oh sweetie

# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:35

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Pinecone Sample posted:

WIBTA for calling out my daughter-in-law on her 'chronic illnesses'?

Lmao holy poo poo.

Uh can you please suck up your fibromyalgia a little better, you're affecting family fun time!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:45

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

A lot of people don't believe fibromyalgia is real.

A lot of people don't cry until dawn because the pain is too bad to fall asleep.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:54

Rosalind: Apr 30, 2013; When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

Here's my first attempt at a boomer relationship advice/AITA post bingo card. Happy to make changes based on any feedback folks have.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:56

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I think you are missing �back when I was a kid...� but otherwise pretty good.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 02:58

Clitch: Feb 26, 2002; I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

massive spider posted:

AITA for intentionally sending my mom a dick pic to prove a point?

Siri - Show me the weirdest flex.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 03:05

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Gym teachers are usually history teachers who happen to own khaki shorts

Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, teach gym.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 03:07

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Beachcomber posted:

A lot of people don't believe fibromyalgia is real.

A lot of people don't cry until dawn because the pain is too bad to fall asleep.

A lot of people misinterpret "psychosomatic variables" as "made up/fake."

# ? Jan 7, 2020 04:03

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