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Rosalind posted:Here's my first attempt at a boomer relationship advice/AITA post bingo card. Happy to make changes based on any feedback folks have. Not believing people actually have allergies
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MrQwerty posted:keep reading, you missed a doozie of an update that includes pictures Please tell me there isn't Butthole Hippo? (Haha.)
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Rosalind posted:Here's my first attempt at a boomer relationship advice/AITA post bingo card. Happy to make changes based on any feedback folks have. This is the best thing I've seen in 3 months. Thank you.
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Rosalind posted:Here's my first attempt at a boomer relationship advice/AITA post bingo card. Happy to make changes based on any feedback folks have. Any chance of squeezing in "Still believes in women's work"?
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mortons stork posted:AITA for not changing my cat's medicine even though it could kill my roommate /r/relationships: Why do people keep commenting about my roommate frenching my cat
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1redflag posted:I think you are missing “back when I was a kid...” but otherwise pretty good. Yeah I think this and "young people are lazy/stupid/morally bankrupt based on my absolutist view of right-and-wrong" could kind of be combined into a single theme but I can't figure out a simple 4-5 word way of summarizing it. Problem Sleuth posted:Not believing people actually have allergies There's "Ignoring diet or food allergies" already but if there's a more inclusive wording, I can update it! Straight White Shark posted:Any chance of squeezing in "Still believes in women's work"? I would put that under "casual bigotry" right now, but I agree that " 'not sexist but' believes in traditional gender roles" is probably common enough to deserve its own box.
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Rosalind posted:Yeah I think this and "young people are lazy/stupid/morally bankrupt based on my absolutist view of right-and-wrong" could kind of be combined into a single theme but I can't figure out a simple 4-5 word way of summarizing it.
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Beachcomber posted:A lot of people don't believe fibromyalgia is real. A lot of people try malingering when their financial situation allows them to push all the work onto their families or spouses without being driven into immediate homelessness, and these controversial syndromes that lack clearly defined symptoms or even diagnostic criteria like chronic fatigue syndrome are classically how they claim it
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Rosalind posted:Yeah I think this and "young people are lazy/stupid/morally bankrupt based on my absolutist view of right-and-wrong" could kind of be combined into a single theme but I can't figure out a simple 4-5 word way of summarizing it. "Millennials!" 
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AITA for refusing to pay for “my part” of the pizza? A few friends and I went out to a party and got drunk. Three of us headed back to sleep at Jamie’s. I was pretty out of it and passed out on the couch. I sort of remember one of them asking me, “Hey OP what do you want on the pizza?” I said “cheese” and went back to sleep. I woke up and the two large pizzas they ordered were gone. They were like “yeah when they got here you were asleep” and asked me to pay a third since I “helped ordered the pizza.” I was really confused by this and said I was not going to pay third for food they ate. They were like “it’s not our fault you were asleep, you helped order the pizza.” I would be happy to pay for it if I got even one piece the morning after! I asked how the two of them (two small girls) even managed to eat two large pizzas and Sarah was like “well Matthew helped.” Matthew is Jamie’s boyfriend. I said then well Matthew should pay for his part. They got angry and said “you helped order it, we would have gotten something else if you hadn’t.” I refused to pay still because I didn’t want to pay for food that someone else had eaten without even saving me a little. AITA?
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Jan 7, 2020 05:31
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AITA for telling an acquaintance I don't want to her about her sex stories if they don't involve me?quote:I (21m) went for drinks with my friends and an acquaintance (21f) came along.
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Jan 7, 2020 05:42
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Lucrece posted:AITA for telling an acquaintance I don't want to her about her sex stories if they don't involve me? Lmao she was totally trying to bang him but he helpfully hoisted a giant red flag to ward her off
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Lucrece posted:AITA for telling an acquaintance I don't want to her about her sex stories if they don't involve me? Dude, you're an rear end in a top hat for a dozen reasons and I've only known you for a paragraph. Danaru posted:Lmao she was totally trying to bang him but he helpfully hoisted a giant red flag to ward her off I thought that too. "Hello new acquaintance. Let me tell you about my sexual appetites and how I'm totally cool with one night stands." "Hey, can we skip to the part where you block me on half a dozen social media platforms? I want to get home and rub one out before Sportscenter." Clitch fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Jan 7, 2020 |
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Jan 7, 2020 05:46
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AITA for taking my wife’s lasagna to work without telling her? I had a work party today and we were all suppose to bring a dish. I asked my wife to make dish for me. She told me she will but she didn’t because our kid got in trouble for kicking another student so she had to see the principal and deal with the parents. No big deal. Before you ask, I couldn’t go to the principal meeting because this party is mandatory. My wife told me that I could just grab any of the premade dinner in the freezer upstairs. I took a frozen lasagna from the basement instead because I didn’t think it would be any different than the one upstairs and the fridge upstairs had a lot of crap in it and I wasn’t going to play tetris. I brought it to work and brought home half of it. My wife was furious. Turns out, the lasagna was made by her grandma who just passed six months ago and she was saving it for her grandma’s birthday for her and her mom. She’s been crying for hours and insisted that I sleep elsewhere tonight. I told her that she’s overreacting. She yelled at me for an hour before she got her stuff, our son and left. She’s sleeping at her moms now, who also yelled at me. AITA? It’s just a loving lasagna.
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Jan 7, 2020 06:33
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Im sorry, a how old lasagna
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Jan 7, 2020 06:38
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Barudak posted:Im sorry, a how old lasagna 6 months + X, where X is however long before mother dearest made and delivered to her some lasagna to be frozen. Since it sounds like this family is into pre-frozen dinners, if grandma died fast of like a heart attack, it's not out of the question it's only 7-8 months old. If it was packaged well, it is probably in tolerably good condition.
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Jan 7, 2020 06:41
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Unless she was cooking on her deathbed, more than 6 months 
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Jan 7, 2020 06:41
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Ignoring the weird memorial lasagna, husband is an rear end in a top hat for being dummy thic and helpless in the kitchen.
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Jan 7, 2020 06:42
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2nd trimester casserole got got. Also, she had to have told him at some point and he forgot which is probably why she got mad, right? Nobody has a memento mori lasagna without mentioning it to their spouse. dudeness fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jan 7, 2020 |
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Just a lasagna but have some compassion you animal. Go sleep on the couch and check things out tomorrow. She’s overreacting but you’re a robot so y’all suck.
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Jan 7, 2020 06:47
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Nobody got memorial freezers in the us? Hmmm here in europa
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Jan 7, 2020 06:48
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No goon is going to know how long lasagna says good for because they’ll always eat it before it goes bad. That said, six months sounds like a long time to me.
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Jan 7, 2020 06:50
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dudeness posted:memento mori lasagna Can I get a name change please
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Jan 7, 2020 06:51
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On the bright side, at least half of it is left. Might mean the memorial meal has smaller portions and is twice-frozen, but she can still do her weird ceremony.
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datajugend posted:Nobody got memorial freezers in the us? Hmmm here in europa No, we have memorial freezers here, they put Walt Disney in one.
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Dead grandma haunts those coworkers now
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Jan 7, 2020 07:10
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Its thenew Adam Sandler movie where he plays zombiegrandma. Long creepy oneshot of a zombie walking up to a chair as the tv plays static, the chair turns around and its David spade with lasagna all over his face going "uaahhhaa" and farts
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Jan 7, 2020 07:11
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Don't newly married couples keep the top of their cake frozen for a year to eat it on their first anniversary? It's like that, but with lasagna and death
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Jan 7, 2020 07:14
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If breaking a mirror gets you seven years of bad luck, what does stealing grandma's death-sagna get you?
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dudeness posted:2nd trimester casserole got got. Memento Mori Lasagna is an excellent username Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Jan 7, 2020 |
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Jan 7, 2020 07:21
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Telling your crying wife she’s overreacting is certain to fix everything
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Pirate Radar posted:No goon is going to know how long lasagna says good for because they’ll always eat it before it goes bad. That said, six months sounds like a long time to me. In a fridge yeah but frozen? Flavor might get weird (some things freeze odd, some people can taste it more clearly) but health-wise should be fine for a while.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for taking my wife’s lasagna to work without telling her? Isn't this a Seinfeld episode
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Jan 7, 2020 07:31
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Wife cries as she holds a tray of half eaten lasagna, husband comes in singing very loudly " pizza pasta put it in a boox"
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datajugend posted:Its thenew Adam Sandler movie where he plays zombiegrandma. thanks I deeply and profoundly hate it
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Jan 7, 2020 07:33
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No more lasagna! Like momma used to make! Anyway dude is a dick who doesn't understand his wife is grieving and probably thought she was over the whole "dead mom" thing.
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Jan 7, 2020 07:36
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cumshitter posted:No more lasagna! Like momma used to make! Dead grandma, but the principle is the same
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Ugato posted:Telling your crying wife she’s overreacting is certain to fix everything
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AITA for not paying for a girl's medical bill after I scratched her in the eye?quote:Welp. This is embarrassing but here goes.
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