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haveblue posted:I would say they should both be murdered but if they regularly spend hours discussing the star wars prequels they are clearly already in hell They're 22, the prequels are cherished childhood nostalgia
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My new gay roommate thinks I’m gay, which I’m not, but I feel like every interaction I have with him reinforces his beliefquote:I moved in with a couple guys I met online a few weeks ago. One mentioned his sexuality during the first meeting, to which my awkward rear end replied “oh yeah, totally cool with that”. Later on we were making small talk about relationship patterns, and him, clearly prying, referenced my “girlfriend”. I don’t have a partner right now, which is what I told him. I used the word partner, specifically. Edit: also happy 6000 pages of reddit fuckups
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Jan 7, 2020 20:47
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That guy is beating off to the thought of his roommate questioning his sexuality.
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Jan 7, 2020 20:51
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Xenocides posted:my [22f] fiancé [22m] won’t fake enthusiasm for my interests Maybe you need to introduce star wars ERP into the bedroom, so your fiancé can roleplay as palpatine Sheev fucks
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Jan 7, 2020 20:54
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i think that guy gives off closet vibes because he's way overconcerned with other people accurately perceiving his sexuality, which he admits himself he's not sure about
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Jan 7, 2020 20:55
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writing a 600 word essay about how you're not gay is a totally not gay thing to do
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Jan 7, 2020 20:57
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Xenocides posted:my [22f] fiancé [22m] won’t fake enthusiasm for my interests After reading this I know how her fiance feels
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DemoneeHo posted:My new gay roommate thinks I’m gay, which I’m not, but I feel like every interaction I have with him reinforces his belief Happy 6k day  Also I would watch this play with a series of escalatingly suggestive situations that roommate keeps walking in on. Like a sausage eating contest, shake weight training, nude male photography Call it "The Not so Odd Couple"
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Jan 7, 2020 21:09
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A partner who responds to you trying to show them a text from your mom with "I don't care" is an rear end in a top hat
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Jan 7, 2020 21:11
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Schmeichy posted:A partner who responds to you trying to show them a text from your mom with "I don't care" is an rear end in a top hat They should probably break up though, since it sounds like the only thing that was keeping them together was hours long conversations about Star Wars minutia and he's no longer interested even in that.
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Jan 7, 2020 21:28
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Chomp8645 posted:I discovered a subculture within the fandom that developed from fans of the Clone Wars that developed their own conlang and slave culture based out of Tatooine and it’s now it’s own thing and it’s super interesting As someone who had an entire bookshelf full of Star Wars novels 
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Jan 7, 2020 21:31
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Schmeichy posted:A partner who responds to you trying to show them a text from your mom with "I don't care" is an rear end in a top hat
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Jan 7, 2020 21:36
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Slave culture definitely means they're doing bdsm roleplay. Maybe Gor poo poo.
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Jan 7, 2020 21:36
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Beachcomber posted:Slave culture definitely means they're doing bdsm roleplay. Maybe Gor poo poo. Slave, come here and service my pod racer. Make sure to polish the throttle. If you don't do a good job I'm putting a restraining bolt on you!
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Jan 7, 2020 21:42
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Yea, they're 22 now and are developing into different persons. She paints him in poor light but I have this sneaking feeling that her 'low engagement' things are memes and the like. That can get old very fast. Also, six thousand pages of this. Good work everyone, the human race was a mistake.
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Chomp8645 posted:Slave, come here and service my pod racer. Make sure to polish the throttle. Restraining bolts are for droids you fool!
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Leon Einstein posted:Today I learned that a person is an rear end in a top hat if they don't care about boomer memes and FB posts. According to her post she's trying to get him to engage in literally anything with her and he's not Peaceful Anarchy posted:They should probably break up though, since it sounds like the only thing that was keeping them together was hours long conversations about Star Wars minutia and he's no longer interested even in that.
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Jan 7, 2020 21:45
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zakharov posted:Restraining bolts are for droids you fool! Sorry, but we can't undo Solo. Humanoid-Droid sex is canon now.
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zakharov posted:Restraining bolts are for droids you fool! Shut up! I was almost there....... 
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Chomp8645 posted:Sorry, but we can't undo Solo. Humanoid-Droid sex is canon now.
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Jan 7, 2020 21:55
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Lack of fuckdroids is the most unrealistic thing about Star Wars. Not true R2D2 was a well-known sex expert. He had an attachment for everything
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Jan 7, 2020 21:58
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Page 6000 made this one for all the Pete fans
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Jan 7, 2020 22:26
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My(30m) Gf (late 20's Gf) just told me she was bipolarquote:Tl,Dr new Gf is bipolar and I don't want a bipolar Gf again
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Jan 7, 2020 22:33
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*Girlfriend reveals herself to be bipolar* Me: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?
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Licarn posted:My(30m) Gf (late 20's Gf) just told me she was bipolar Looking forward to the sweet release of death at the age of 30. Good plan.
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I [28 M] have gained weight since meeting my girlfriend [30 F]. Recently she confided in me that she actually likes it and wants me to gain more. My girlfriend and I started dating about a year and a half ago. Throughout our relationship, she has cooked a lot for me (pasta with various sauces, etc.), and she usually brings me seconds and dessert without me having to ask. I always just assumed this was how she showed her love. As a result of her great food and constant encouragement to eat, I put on 38 pounds from summer 2018 to October 2019 (I'm 6'0", so that's not as much as it sounds like). Then I got a terrible cold just before Halloween and ended up unintentionally losing about 10 pounds (haven't weighed myself to see exactly how much). The other day I was joking about it and said, "My pants fit better than they did in the fall. I bet you're happy about that." She said, "Actually..." and eventually admitted that she thought I "look really hot with a bigger belly." I asked if she was serious, and she said that she was and even confided that she fantasizes about what I'd look like with an extra 50 pounds. She asked if that's something I'd ever considered doing for her, and I told her I needed a few days to think about it. My initial reaction was shock because she's tiny (5'2" and barely 100 pounds), so I never expected her to be into something like this, but after thinking it over, am I crazy to actually be considering it? She's been noticeably more into sex since I've gained weight, and when we lay down to go to sleep, she now asks to be the big spoon 90% of the time, which I now realize is because she likes rubbing my belly as we fall asleep. To be blunt, I like the extra sex and affection, and I wouldn't really mind gaining more weight to make her happy. The only thing holding me back are the potential health consequences, but I could always try to gain the weight she wants me to gain and just lose it if it starts to affect my health. I love this woman, and we're compatible on so many levels that I could see us getting married a couple of years down the line, so part of me feels like this isn't too much to ask of me if it would really mean a lot to her. It's kind of a win/win anyway since I'd get to eat whatever I want. I have no one to whom to talk about this in real life because it's obviously a private matter, so I figured I'd ask here. Editing this in because I forgot to add it earlier. I guess another potential downside is if I gain 50 more pounds and we eventually break up for whatever reason, then would it be harder for me to meet someone else? She reassured me that wouldn't be an issue because: 1) she doesn't see any reason why we'd break up and 2) even if we did, she claims that a lot of women prefer bigger men but just won't admit it. I'm not sure if that last one is true or not. tl;dr: I got kind of fat since meeting my girlfriend. She's actually been doing it on purpose and wants me to get fatter because she thinks it's sexy. Should I do it?
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Xenocides posted:I mean certain things like very niche WWII things Feel like this got glossed over. I bet Star Wars BDSM fiance is really into facts about German tanks and guns.
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Chamale posted:Feel like this got glossed over. I bet Star Wars BDSM fiance is really into facts about German tanks and guns. I've never met a straight white guy into WWII poo poo that was worth dating. They've all turned out to be closet -ists of every horrible variety.
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Chamale posted:Feel like this got glossed over. I bet Star Wars BDSM fiance is really into facts about German tanks and guns. How could the Nazis have possibly lost with this tank design? Have you seen the caliber on the gun? How? By Odin WHY?!?!
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Jan 7, 2020 22:55
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Xenocides posted:I [28 M] have gained weight since meeting my girlfriend [30 F]. Recently she confided in me that she actually likes it and wants me to gain more. I won the lottery, what should I do?
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Xenocides posted:Looking forward to the sweet release of death at the age of 30. Good plan. People nowadays start way earlier than 30s.
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Dear Reddit, Seriously, this is like asking for advice when you find out your girlfriend is really into anal.
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Xenocides posted:I [28 M] have gained weight since meeting my girlfriend [30 F]. Recently she confided in me that she actually likes it and wants me to gain more. She couldn't just start with a fat guy? Seems like a lot work doing all that extra cooking.
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Jan 7, 2020 23:02
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Took a quick look at Fight Man's profile. I got beat up by a girl today. quote:So basically today I was walking through the Target parking lot and this teen girl almost hit me. I accidentally walked out in front of her and she had time to stop but was texting on her phone. The car came like two inches from me. I punched the hood. She screamed out her window that I better watch where I’m going. I then gave her the finger and she hopped out. I got into a fist fight today over Trump. quote:I was walking down the street this morning and there was some people talking to eachother next to me and they were talking about how trump shouldn’t be impeached and all this nonsense. I said too bad he already is and it’s gonna go through senate too. They told me to gently caress off and get out of their conversation. I was instantly angry. I tackled the smaller one of them onto the ground and went to punch him. And the bigger guy ripped me off and slammed me into the ground. I grabbed his foot and yanked him down with me. I got on top of him and then the other guy tackled me off him. I then punched him and he staggered and then I kicked him in the nuts. But also, he's way into seizing the means of production. Rich people should not exist. quote:No one in the world needs to have over 5 million dollars. There’s no need. It should be immediately taken from them by the government and put to use in way better ways. Everything in the USA would be way better if this is the route that we took. I’m a pretty well off guy with money and even sometimes I think I have too much. But I’m trying to make more and more as time goes. But even if I got over 5 million I would be perfectly fine with giving the rest up.
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Dear Reddit, I'm so glad that my SOs fetish is ruining my body, I'm such a lucky guy! Ow, my cankles!
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Chamale posted:Feel like this got glossed over. I bet Star Wars BDSM fiance is really into facts about German tanks and guns. 
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Jan 7, 2020 23:04
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Dear Reddit, Maybe dude doesn't want to be fat? Like that's not really a controversial thing. I was fat for a good while and now I'm not fat and I feel a lot better. Like, physically, not just "man I look good". I wouldn't want to get fat for someone because to me it feels bad to be fat.
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Jan 7, 2020 23:06
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Pros: regular sex with gf. Cons: death by diabetes at 40. What do I choose guys?!
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Jan 7, 2020 23:08
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Another con is that she could be a witch and is just fattening him up to eat him. He should check and see what her house is made of. If it's made of gingerbread or some manner of candy he might want to move on.
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Xenocides posted:I [28 M] have gained weight since meeting my girlfriend [30 F]. Recently she confided in me that she actually likes it and wants me to gain more. Just get married.
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