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Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

why are these guys so much cooler than us. we are the bad guys and it’s obvious

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MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Philthy posted:

only if the potus is a white male

HMM

Clinton was a southern white male and uh, that didn't go well either.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



Costlier Tobaccos is a choice forum name

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
there's a little Creek nearby called Hog Creek and sometimes i just dip my dilz into it and have a little chuckle

like hehehehe

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lol this guy is good

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
im hosed up rn

just found out baby bells arent real cheese, its that edame poo poo they cheap pizzas out with

wtf

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
https://twitter.com/nycbunnymadison/status/1214320414975021056

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

man what a lovely system

It 100% is and is why I write to every congressperson in every state I can about anti-SLAPP suits. If someone comes after me and sues me for 100,000 dollars even though I'm clearly in the right, I still have to take a risk that a jury of 12 yokels is going to disagree with me enough to award some damages.

Much better that I can get a judge to look at it, see it's frivolous, and order the suit-bringer to pay me instead.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
goddamn, Iranians are cool

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



lol

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

haha I just started tearing up at this for no reason

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
who wants to bet Donald Trump could be goaded into writing a gospel

the gospel according to Trump

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
a little bowl, as a treat

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




there should be a statue of this guy at the Posters' Monument

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

Dolphin posted:

who wants to bet Donald Trump could be goaded into writing
:chloe:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Dolphin posted:

who wants to bet Donald Trump could be goaded into writing a gospel

the gospel according to Trump

Trump can't write poo poo

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Schmeichy posted:

haha I just started tearing up at this for no reason

rattos are precious and short lived and very very precious

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Admiral Ray posted:

Is your house safe? Let Twitch decide

thinking about that time Dr Disrespekt [sic] had shots fired at his home while streaming

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Republicans when a doctor leaves a lead pipe in my anus during a wrist surgery: "gently caress YOU WE NEED TORT REFORM, MAXIMUM DAMAGES MUST BE CAPPED AT FORTY DOLLARS"

Republicans when the media reports that a lovely little kid was being lovely: "A BILLION DOLLARS gently caress YOUUUUUU"

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
pat every goddamn rat son of a bastard on their tiny head and feed them something delicious, thats my motto

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

bring back old gbs posted:

im hosed up rn

just found out baby bells arent real cheese, its that edame poo poo they cheap pizzas out with

wtf

why on earth did you think a cheese like that would be shelf stable?

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



he is either an absolute rube, a disingenuous son-of-a-bitch, or a doddering idiot with a rotten brain

(he is all of those things)

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

the only conclusion is Biden is mushbrained, or he likes McConnell policy

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Trump can't write poo poo
well it would obviously be ghost written

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/crowcialist/status/1214433410799685632

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005



Wow that's almost tourmp levels of delusion

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
the baseball man is still going

https://twitter.com/aubrey_huff/status/1214656599702159365

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



for best results, eat the babybel red wax and all

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
it's me, the person who posts their pet and/or child on facebook/twitter who types something in the first person, stuffing words into the mouths of unspeaking, unconsenting beings as if we live in a Look Who's Talking movie

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Ben Nerevarine posted:

it's me, the person who posts their pet and/or child on facebook/twitter who types something in the first person, stuffing words into the mouths of unspeaking, unconsenting beings as if we live in a Look Who's Talking movie

Somebody post the Instagram of the fetus commenting on their future mom's photos

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

HAHAHAHAHAH HE DREW HIMSELF WITH A GIANT STICK PENIS BECAUSE THE SI REPORTER GOT UNDER HIS SKIN

HOLY FUCKIN HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

pathetic little tramp posted:

It 100% is and is why I write to every congressperson in every state I can about anti-SLAPP suits. If someone comes after me and sues me for 100,000 dollars even though I'm clearly in the right, I still have to take a risk that a jury of 12 yokels is going to disagree with me enough to award some damages.

Much better that I can get a judge to look at it, see it's frivolous, and order the suit-bringer to pay me instead.

just keep in mind you still need to pay lawyer to bring your anti-slapp suit, then win, then actually collect (good luck!) enough to cover hiring a lawyer

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I want a new Trump, one that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Xaris posted:

thinkin' about those tim apples

how bout tim apples

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Obama: Hope and Change

Biden: Mild Cooperation and Status Quo

Trump: I AM YOUR MESSIAH ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE THROUGH ME INSTANTLY FOREVER

Bethamphetamine has issued a correction as of 22:25 on Jan 7, 2020

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Someone with a twitter please tweet that Aubrey Huff drew himself as a stick man with a big penis and how loving horrifyingly depressing that is.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



euphronius posted:

not disagreeing but interested why you think so

i know poo poo all about law but it reminds me of patent trolling practices where even if you're 100% in the wrong you can just file and bully people into pulling things / shutting up because the cost of fighting it outweighs the benefits of getting a fair result

i'm sure there are times when that ends up protecting people too, though

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



just hanging out with my massive dong out

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


pathetic little tramp posted:

HAHAHAHAHAH HE DREW HIMSELF WITH A GIANT STICK PENIS BECAUSE THE SI REPORTER GOT UNDER HIS SKIN

HOLY FUCKIN HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


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