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Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

LingcodKilla posted:

I’m having a movement right now.

poo poo yeah, good for you!

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Dwanyelle posted:

poo poo good, yeah for you!

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Dwanyelle posted:

Yeah, poo poo good, you!

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Dwanyelle posted:

You poo poo, yeah good for!

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Dwanyelle posted:

Yeah, for you, good poo poo!

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
:goodshit:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Dwanyelle posted:

You, yeah, poo poo for good!

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Midjack posted:

Adversary gets on the phone then uses pictures and messages harvested from the phone to send targeted deepfake porn videos featuring the phone owner’s spouse or SO and someone else in the unit every 10 minutes nonstop for a week.

Just wait until deepfakes effectively impersonate the chain of command somewhere to maliciously change a unit action, that's gonna be a real mess.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Midjack posted:

Adversary gets on the phone then uses pictures and messages harvested from the phone to send targeted deepfake porn videos featuring the phone owner’s spouse or SO and someone else in the unit every 10 minutes nonstop for a week.

Wouldn't it be cheaper / easier to just access the videos Jody has been making on their phone and send out the real McCoy?

Phone -> spouse Facebook -> Jody's Facebook -> Jody's phone -> distribution

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

pmchem posted:

Just wait until deepfakes effectively impersonate the chain of command somewhere to maliciously change a unit action, that's gonna be a real mess.

just get a Luz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVCTTuzj8ys&t=79s

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
still unconfirmed but seeing a lot more chatter and "evidence" for it this time




https://twitter.com/Mahdiibakhtiari/status/1214683353540186112

https://twitter.com/Joyce_Karam/status/1214682354570158080



edit:

https://twitter.com/JenGriffinFNC/status/1214687328515624962

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jan 8, 2020

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hot Karl Marx posted:

still unconfirmed but seeing a lot more chatter and "evidence" for it this time

Something very clearly going on. Not real sure about how big.

https://twitter.com/cbs11doug/status/1214689070351355907

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Amnesty for gippers still good, especially if you have dogs

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Those seem pretty slow. Any speculation as to what they are?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


pmchem posted:

Just wait until deepfakes effectively impersonate the chain of command somewhere to maliciously change a unit action, that's gonna be a real mess.

Imagine if they sent out letters that said one thing while other parts of leadership denied that it happened at the same time.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
https://twitter.com/DuffelBlog/status/1214517383278268417?s=19

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Iran is claiming credit for the attacks now



Dandywalken posted:

Those seem pretty slow. Any speculation as to what they are?

https://twitter.com/no_itsmyturn/status/1214689199661686792

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

pmchem posted:

Just wait until deepfakes effectively impersonate the chain of command somewhere to maliciously change a unit action, that's gonna be a real mess.

Or acts as a dispatcher on unsecured FM Coms to move a unit into an ambush.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

A long range missile attack seems both flashy and ineffectual. Hopefully this is a mostly symbolic, limited retaliation.

Though that also requires Trump to not respond, so...

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

I legit worry we're going to retaliate with something very heavy

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
posting too early, ignore bad tweet

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Jan 8, 2020

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
most of the stuff im posting is unconfirmed unless said otherwise

edit:

https://twitter.com/farnazfassihi/status/1214692161054281728

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011


I hope this is BS. How would this guy possibly know a US casualty count?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Pine Cone Jones posted:

I legit worry we're going to retaliate with something very heavy

Yeah this is pretty much what Iran is aiming for

Its Poland all over again

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Best Friends posted:

I hope this is BS. How would this guy possibly know a US casualty count?

it is ill delete it

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Best Friends posted:

I hope this is BS. How would this guy possibly know a US casualty count?

He checked their cellphones

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Best Friends posted:

I hope this is BS. How would this guy possibly know a US casualty count?

Yeah stick to the real sources right now, even if marked otherwise. Lot of people are going to be bullshitting.

https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1214691716378320896

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Yeah this is pretty much what Iran is aiming for

Its Poland all over again

I mean what would they do if we just nuked a few of their cities, I'd seriously hope that other world leaders would at least pull back or someone would drag some of our leadership back. Maybe I'm worrying too much, who loving knows.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Frankly, I think arbitrarily nuking a few cities would get us grounded for at least a month if mom and dad find out.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
Welp, this is happening :allbuttons:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Iran's still gonna Iran.

https://twitter.com/CindyOtis_/status/1214696007042322443

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realdivipro/status/1214697983750610947

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Aljazeera English feed on youtube is covering it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjIjKNcr_fk

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

"Mr. President, if we pursue this course of action we risk becoming a pariah state just like those that we attack!"

"Then we should do it! Piranhas are feared, they're the scariest fish!"

Another fake vet (a civilian who reads and occasionally posts in this thread) checking in to say this is the best CE thread, thanks for your posting service! :zpatriot:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Women are too emotional to be in positions of political power.

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1214699236790611970

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

facialimpediment posted:

Women are too emotional to be in positions of political power.

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1214699236790611970

Oh gently caress, we're all gonna die of sheer pettiness. Has anyone activated the strategic memer brigades?

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

There are always a lot of jets taking off from Oceana, seeing as how it's where all the jets are. A bunch of Hornets aren't about to fly to Iraq on their own.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

facialimpediment posted:

Women are too emotional to be in positions of political power.

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1214699236790611970

Iranian flag is 782px × 440px, US flag was only 220px × 116px :ohdear:

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Here's the official word so far.

https://twitter.com/rabrowne75/status/1214701035589165057

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