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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I like that robocop is doing the lol wut face.

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Algol Star
Sep 6, 2010

Glad Johnson went and hid as war broke out. Nothing that happened during the election could have warned us of this tendency. Hopefully not too many people die this time and we stay out of it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Centre for Town Centres for Towns …

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Well, been nice knowing you goons.

https://twitter.com/alstewitn/status/1214697736852914181?s=20


https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1214694536821313543?s=20

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jan 8, 2020

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


God the C64 had so much good music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EcgruWlXnQ

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1214696126676393986

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if anyone needs a soundtrack for whatrs going on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrqlo_L-gY

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
wow thomaspaine you went too far trying to do guava's ik challenge

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/synagogue-attack-durham-neo-nazi-teenager-jailed-terror-antisemitism-a9273696.html

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

I should really go to sleep, let me just check the UKMT thread before I do...

Dammit

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't know that you can have a world war with only the US really wanting to fight.

Oh and the UK I guess maybe if johnson can come out of hiding long enough, I'm sure we can crash an avro lancaster technically inside the iranian border or something.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

RockyB posted:

I should really go to sleep, let me just check the UKMT thread before I do...

Dammit

Sorry :(

Gets to Pearly Gates:

St P (for it is he) "How did you spend your last 4 minutes on Earth?"
Jae: posting poo poo on UKMT and FB about the end of the world. (Oh and I did the dishes too)
St P bursts into song in voice of Dave Edmunds:

I hear you knocking but you can't come in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTD5_FwdiBU

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




:100: Absolute club banger

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
Nah we're gonna go with the 'chinook in a couple of light patrol vehicles' plan.

quote:

Weighing 7-tonnes, the Panther is air transportable and can be underslung beneath a Chinook helicopter. It is armed with a 7.62mm L7 general purpose machine gun, which can be upgraded to a 12.7mm/cal weapon if required, plus an appropriate day or night sighting system.

Panther is in widespread use with various commanders, sergeant majors, and liaison officers for armoured, armoured recce and armoured infantry units.

Are boys boots on the ground don't like it up 'em. Maybe hang BoJo from a harness waving a couple of flags for moral support, too.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
God I'm hyped. Last time I felt like this was during the Egyptian revolution (when I was in Cairo).
Couldn't stop twitching, lost 4kg in a week boggle eyed at the tv 24/7.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.
It's all about the Amiga if we're going period:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55jpHprP_ao&t=23s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0FaAs4M3d0

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
this poo poo makes the leadup to the iraq war look like masterful political intrigue lmao

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Kokoro Wish posted:

It's all about the Amiga if we're going period:
:agreed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxomGCQRgFc

Also, since you brought up Turrican:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QfwKqy3LyY

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!


So uh I somehow didn't quite think they'd do it but there appears to be widespread confirmation of multiple attacks on US facilities across Iraq.

Oh loving dear this isn't going to be pretty.

Saros fucked around with this message at 02:41 on Jan 8, 2020

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Trump thought he could pull a ridiculous power move without consequences and got called out, this is exactly what he deserves and I have zero sympathy for him or anyone who picks up a gun in service of the country he leads.

This will be awful for Iran but it's nonetheless going to backfire massively on trump, so silver linings

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Saros posted:

So uh I somehow didn't quite think they'd do it but there appears to be widespread confirmation of multiple attacks on US facilities across Iraq.

Oh loving dear this isn't going to be pretty.

Iran have threatened to hit Dubai and Haifa if US retaliate.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Meanwhile in other news:

Vile scumbucket Pearson writes:

https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1214638213257728001?s=20

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

I am less sure it will. If anything a few Americans + a lot of Iranians & Iraqi's will die and a tremendous amount of money will go to the MIC but unless Iran is prepared to escalate to state sponsored assassinations and terrorist attacks in the west or to really gently caress with the strait the most likely outcome is Donald loving trump gets a second term.

[E] The people pulling the levers in the states do not give even the smallest fucks about Dubai or anyone else in the region. Though I am legit surprised that this is happening because the Trump's appear to be massively owned by the Saudi's.

Saros fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jan 8, 2020

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah really just sad for the poor iranians and iraqis who're gonna get blown up. No sympathy for the yanks though.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Saros posted:

I am less sure it will. If anything a few Americans + a lot of Iranians & Iraqi's will die and a tremendous amount of money will go to the MIC but unless Iran is prepared to escalate to state sponsored assassinations and terrorist attacks in the west or to really gently caress with the strait the most likely outcome is Donald loving trump gets a second term.

[E] The people pulling the levers in the states do not give even the smallest fucks about Dubai or anyone else in the region. Though I am legit surprised that this is happening because the Trump's appear to be massively owned by the Saudi's.

- I wouldn't put it past Iranian intelligence to pull some seriously ballsy moves, this is an existential threat not just for a state but an ideology

- This + other factors also means any land war will make Vietnam look like a picnic, and the Iranians have been waiting for this for decades. It would be bloody awful but they're not about to roll over like Saddam did, and they don't be beaten with air power alone (which is far from guaranteed). The US could legit get its rear end kicked unless they just nuked them, but if that happened then well we're well and truly through the eye of the needle.

- don't the gulf states have a fairly pally relationship with the US, particularly the UAE?

- other complicating factors: Israel + its neighbours, the other global powers response (esp China and Russia).

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If the US actually tries to bomb iran with B52s I'm not going to stop laughing.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
This is fuckin epic

https://twitter.com/gemmacdoyle/status/1214327733246926849?s=19

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/jenanmoussa/status/1214733683678162944?s=21

Iran not being subtle here. Big, flashy strike, bit of property damage, few-to-no casualties, and Soleimani is buried.

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

Yeah a lot of the gulf are functionally US client states with the twist they realised a good while ago they could just buy a lot of the US democratic leadership outright with petrobucks. It's one of the reasons this is all so insane.

As for a land war in Iran that is definitely not happening. The US is both unprepared for and just not capable of a major land campaign now. I can't even see a major air campaign because it's just nuts.

If they try they will lose not insignificant amounts of planes as Iran has both a modern air defence net and is totally prepared to retreat to a pop up style air defence when the US breaks their expensive stuff like their pride and joy s300's.

Iran won't win per-se but there isn't really a win condition for the US here either unless they just decide to say gently caress it and eat the casualties inherent in an extended bombing campaign to essentially destroy all the infrastructure necessary for a vaguely modern country to exist.

It's reallll dumb all around.

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

Saros posted:

Iran won't win per-se but there isn't really a win condition for the US here either unless they just decide to say gently caress it and eat the casualties inherent in an extended bombing campaign to essentially destroy all the infrastructure necessary for a vaguely modern country to exist.

they did that to Iraq and Libya.

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

Iran is a completely different story in terms of capability, terrain and willingness to fight than either of those countries. I'm not saying the US couldn't do it (they totally could) but they can't do it from a standing start or without losing a lot of planes and people in the process.

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



US bases bombed? So far, so good!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1214739853025394693

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Saros posted:

Iran is a completely different story in terms of capability, terrain and willingness to fight than either of those countries. I'm not saying the US couldn't do it (they totally could) but they can't do it from a standing start or without losing a lot of planes and people in the process.

Yes but remember trump is actually insane

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014

Saros posted:

Iran is a completely different story in terms of capability, terrain and willingness to fight than either of those countries. I'm not saying the US couldn't do it (they totally could) but they can't do it from a standing start or without losing a lot of planes and people in the process.

America can lose an endless amount of planes and people because that's not actually bad for them. Every plane that gets blown up is a few million more dollars profit for defense contractors, they'll literally just print the money. Every american has been brainwashed since birth to respond to dead soldiers with a craving for escalated war, seeing the coffins draped in flags makes more white yanks go "hoo-RAH!" and sign up to be the next one. They are all insane.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


And so the circle of history is complete.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


The best version of the RoboCop vg theme is obviously the Game Boy one, a true classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGIKnn-COS4

And obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUVs7vXNZiw

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.




"All is well" and "Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now" are two amazing things to put in the same tweet. :allears:


*Insert dumb dog fire jpg*

Mr Phillby
Apr 8, 2009

~TRAVIS~
loving amazing that the president can just start a war in the middle of being impeached

what a good system of government

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

stev posted:

"All is well" and "Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now" are two amazing things to put in the same tweet. :allears:


*Insert dumb dog fire jpg*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Mr Phillby posted:

loving amazing that the president can just start a war in the middle of being impeached

what a good system of government

Do you think a not-insignificant number of Republicans just went "oh poo poo" and decided Mike Pence would be a better President?

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Do you think a not-insignificant number of Republicans just went "oh poo poo" and decided Mike Pence would be a better President?

Lol no. Almost every Republican senator knows if they ever go against Daddy Trump they instantly lose at least half their votes at the next election, *especially* when brown people blood is in the equation.

e: Also this is probably for the best, because Trump is at least easily distracted and only cares about what the telly says. Pence is loving evil and has an agenda and a basic attention span, and would definitely end up killing a lot more people.

goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Jan 8, 2020

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