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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1214744125637111810

Donald Trump has severe emotional issues, a cerebrum made of cheddar cheese, and a worldview stuck in the 1980s. He says a lot of loving bullshit and changes his mind constantly because his cerebellum is provolone-based. His brainstem is the only thing that's intact anymore and that has a light dusting of parmesan.

I also forgot that him and his supporters are more than willing to memory hole literally anything.

This is all just part of his 4D chess strategy.

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Congress met for a war powers act meeting to attempt to limit anger mango

Also there really is a tweet for everything

https://twitter.com/juliangough/status/852917560903434240?s=19

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Has hannity or anyone around him ever had to sacrifice one whit for their country?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Hannity literally becomes rich off this poo poo. The crazier things are, the more money he makes.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Has hannity or anyone around him ever had to sacrifice one whit for their country?

The entire media has made huge fortunes by pushing for war for decades

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Has hannity or anyone around him ever had to sacrifice one whit for their country?
Hannity said he'd get waterboarded for charity 10 years ago, and still hasn't done it.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1214749742967795714?s=20 :catstare:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Could've been a deliberate miss.

Could've been just a pure Iranian fuckup.

Either way, jesus gently caress we might've just dodged something real, real bad.

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1214749636654751747

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The enemy of my enemy is a nazi.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Meanwhile!

https://twitter.com/PHREUTERS/status/1214751691683315713

https://twitter.com/nwadhams/status/1214751070032990208

What a fuckin mess of a night.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

facialimpediment posted:

Could've been a deliberate miss.

Could've been just a pure Iranian fuckup.

Either way, jesus gently caress we might've just dodged something real, real bad.

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1214749636654751747

Could just be they have really poo poo guidance systems.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Please don't loving be us again. loving please.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

ded posted:

Please don't loving be us again. loving please.

Does Boeing count as "us?"

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

facialimpediment posted:

Could've been a deliberate miss.

Could've been just a pure Iranian fuckup.

Either way, jesus gently caress we might've just dodged something real, real bad.

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1214749636654751747

I'm guessing it was deliberate. Iran can publicly claim whatever American casualties they want, since it's not like anyone there is going to believe us that there weren't any deaths. Iran gets a win at home while leaving us an out to de-escalate.

And then tomorrow Trump will decide Hannity was right about being tough on Iran and we'll start bombing oil refineries.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

McNally posted:

Does Boeing count as "us?"

We have shot down Iranian passenger planes before, maybe Vlad said to try the Ukrainian ones too, he would know what shooting those down is like.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

ded posted:

Could just be they have really poo poo guidance systems.


https://twitter.com/nktpnd/status/1214701241961451520?s=21

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Clancy Line: GRU performs cyberattack against Boeing equipment belonging to Ukraine over Iran in order to ferment more violence between Iran and the US.

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Loden Taylor posted:

I'm guessing it was deliberate. Iran can publicly claim whatever American casualties they want, since it's not like anyone there is going to believe us that there weren't any deaths. Iran gets a win at home while leaving us an out to de-escalate.

And then tomorrow Trump will decide Hannity was right about being tough on Iran and we'll start bombing oil refineries.

Well - it doesn't help that WaPo has this as a headline

Bezos posted:

"Warren and other Democrats call for de-escalation, voice concern for U.S. troops".

There's just as many on-ramps as off-ramps in this situation.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

With a CEP of 100m you can tell these were designed to drop chemical weapons on urban targets.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

TCD posted:

There's just as many on-ramps as off-ramps in this situation.

The middle east is a turbo-roundabout.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

ded posted:

Could just be they have really poo poo guidance systems.

There is a pretty significant chance that the Iranians were operating significant GPS jamming (and other EW) around Tehran tonight.

ManifunkDestiny
Aug 2, 2005
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.
Supposed video of the Ukrainian jet crashing, sure looks like it was shot down.

https://t.me/Khabar_Fouri/178465

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

M_Gargantua posted:

The middle east is a turbo-roundabout.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

M_Gargantua posted:

The middle east is a turbo-roundabout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk-iWj_a-68

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

ManifunkDestiny posted:

Supposed video of the Ukrainian jet crashing, sure looks like it was shot down.

https://t.me/Khabar_Fouri/178465

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-JA1ffd5Ms

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I haven't been able to get this scene out of my head for the last few years.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I haven't been able to get this scene out of my head for the last few years.
BUT MEMES GOOD SIR

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I haven't been able to get this scene out of my head for the last few years.

Have you ever thought about a reverse mortgage?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

ManifunkDestiny posted:

Supposed video of the Ukrainian jet crashing, sure looks like it was shot down.

https://t.me/Khabar_Fouri/178465

It’s on fire and pieces are breaking off, nothing hits it from the ground in the video I see?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
From a coworker

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1214756628588834821?s=19

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I haven't been able to get this scene out of my head for the last few years.

Yeah it's practically been on a loop on my head.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Oh my God, Trump unleashed the HAARP Array.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

just loving lol if they tested a nuke

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Proud Christian Mom posted:

just loving lol if they tested a nuke

That would be some amazing poo poo

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Unless they drilled a 6 mile shaft into the ground, no they didn't test a nuke.

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

hobbesmaster posted:

It’s on fire and pieces are breaking off, nothing hits it from the ground in the video I see?

Boeing's recent trend is to fly into the ground, then catch fire.

Not catch fire from say - a missile and crash.

:shrug:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Unless they drilled a 6 mile shaft into the ground, no they didn't test a nuke.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Oops. The Iranians may have done a Vincennes.

https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1214759788757864455

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Unless they drilled a 6 mile shaft into the ground, no they didn't test a nuke.

North Korea did it like 4 times and they've been missile proliferation tech buddies for a while now.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

M_Gargantua posted:

North Korea did it like 4 times and they've been missile proliferation tech buddies for a while now.

USGS says the earthquake is almost certainly natural in origin.

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