Hello, posters of cspam.

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Ogianres: Oct 21, 2008

Party Plane Jones posted:

Hello, you're all going to be extremely pissed at me in this thread.
You have great reasons to be. All those posts or screenshots in the other thread? Definitely me; all that dumb poo poo in there is something I've said in the course of this. Why?

Because I actually like this careening mess of a site, even though it absolutely loving hates me. Many of you posting here hate me.

Way back in the wilds of late 2017/2018, people who frequented the Lowtax Gaming Garbage discord might have noticed something: it was poo poo. It was absolute poo poo.

In between the various links of horrendous porn, racial slurs, and other heinous poo poo there was one thing that stuck out: a discord invite, by someone in it. I didn't think much of it at the time and until Lowtax came back to do Gaming Garbage on a much greater scale I rarely looked at the Gaming Garbage discord.

That was a mistake. While lowtax was trying to outlay the problems with his spine his discord was a festering shithole.

Finally another goon and I got tired of this. We messaged Lowtax and said, "hey can you like, uh, just delete the gaming garbage discord and remake it if you're going to use it going forward for streams or patreon or anything going forward. as it is it's complete dogshit full of posts and posters you really would not be associated with any sort of donation drive (the only people posting comments on it are people who were permabanned from SA as it is)"

He said, wait, what the gently caress? Point me to them and I'll punt their asses off the server.
I said that was too much work and you wouldn't be able to get everybody. So bring GDN in.
GDN is, if you don't know, the Goon Discord Network. In many goon discords, it's a little bot. You join and it says you need to auth. If you're a permabanned poster, you can't auth, because you can't access your forum account.

We finally get through that and zzzurp. A bunch of people couldn't post in there anymore. They didnt't have access. Before we deleted the discord chat I saved a copy and started looking through it. Found a couple discord invite links, clicked 'em, they seemed innocuous enough. Clicked one; there's all these people from Lowtax's discord in there. I look at it and at first glance it seems like a standard gaming discord.

Eventually as time goes on I forgot. I got kicked for idling.

In march of 2019 the D&D mods had a crisis we had to deal with. It's 2 in the morning and the only admin on at the time is guyovich. Chairmaster had posted his suicide note in both D&D and E/N.

Through absolutely titanic effort on the part of Lightning Knight we contacted enough people and got enough of fire lit underneath the regional PD's rear end that eventually Chairmaster came back to us with a message that he didn't go through with it. I can't than Lightning Knight enough for going through the amount of time and contacts that he did to save this kid's life.

In the course of trying to stop Chairmaster from killing himself, we spammed everyone. Slack, IRC, Twitter, Discord, you name it we hit it. So we formed contacts.

Some of you may remember, last year there was a security scare. Full Goon Discord Network wide: everybody was told to kill the bot and kick it from their server. Why?

Because somebody hardcoded the bot discord token into it.

Well, what does this mean you might say?

It means that on every discord network it was connected to, whoever had access to it could access every chat the bot had access to.

This is a problem.
Eventually it gets found out that hey, it might be these people. Wait, what's this discord named?

Oh. I was in there at one point.

So I pulled out the saved copy of gaming garbage and guess what, the discord invite still works.

They say 'wait, didn't we kick this guy? Where did he come from?'

I said 'from lowtax's awful discord'; (it's true isn't it?)

I start actually reading the discord and talking on the discord. And, it's not great. In broad strokes, it's got some of the greatest hits of Something Awful's permaban catalog. From the guy who (supposedly) carved another poster's name into his skin to the twice banned neonazi, it's a doozy.

But I'm again, getting ahead of myself.

TFR at one point had a discord. It was similarly, also, poo poo.

Eventually, it gets deleted. Why?

Well, meet Aran.

Aran is a delightful character. Helldumped and permabanned off of Something Awful, he later rejoins the forums. Some of you might recognize his later name, PCOS Bill. Punted again, he rejoins the TFR discord. Gets it deleted because solely because he's there.

But that's not all!

Aran, the Something Sensitive siterunner, has now joined with the other group. Such a delightful group of people have found true love in each other's arms.

Why is any of this poo poo important to you? Because the only way to remove people who are causing trouble for our posters is by unmasking them and tracking where
they pop up.

Why the gently caress am I in there on the name I use for other poo poo? Well, honestly? I couldn't get another invite that wouldn't be suspicious. I only got in because the Gaming Garbage invite was still active, which I used with my original account so it'd line up. The only major time there were giant open invites to blend in with was when they decided to drop that in the FYAD QCS threads.

Why am I typing all this dumb poo poo? Because the only way to fit in with a group like this, is to post like this. They talk about anime, I'll talk about anime. Guns of the world, sure. Horrendous awful disgusting food concoctions of the 1960s? Yeah.

So what the gently caress does this all mean? Well, thanks to being in there, there have been accounts found out and banned and lies given light so they're addressed. I'm not going to give out specifics as to which people got banned as a result. Helping to prevent further doxxing of one of my fellow mods was an added bonus.

The thing I gotta ask is, where are you getting your links from? Because hey, they definitely figured out it was me.

That was a month ago. I went in and deleted every single of text I had written after I saw that.

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Ogianres: Oct 21, 2008

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

gently caress c spam for real.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 06:36

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

What's going on here

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Nyan Bread: Mar 17, 2006

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

What's going on here

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Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

This dumb internet drama has been a treat

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Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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this thread got my hopes up that cspam had been deleted but alas

# ? Jan 8, 2020 06:49

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

I read every god drat word of that and I have no idea what any of it means except that PCOS Bill was legitimately a psychopath. I always thought he was a gimmick. Hasn't Something Sensitive been around for a long time? Was he running that place while he was still posting here and nobody knew or what?

# ? Jan 8, 2020 06:50

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

lol they deleted the thread

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DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Fojar38 posted:

this thread got my hopes up that cspam had been deleted but alas

Yeah, same.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Someone explain

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Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

i can't believe there's drama happening in cspam

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Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

Hell Yeah posted:

gently caress c spam for real.

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Hell Yeah posted:

gently caress c spam for real.

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bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

rear end cobra posted:

lol they deleted the thread

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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Someone explain

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bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

sharty shame jones

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Chris James 2 posted:

demod and permaban PPJ and Nyc

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bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Someone explain

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3909720#post501429228

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Archer666: Dec 27, 2008

rear end cobra posted:

lol they deleted the thread

Maybe they'll delete the subforum next!

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Fantastic Flyer: Aug 9, 2017

D&D mod Party Plane Jones was "undercover" in a discord full of nazis, posting tons of racist poo poo with them and it looks like most, if not all, of the mod team knew about it.

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BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

Mods.

KNEW.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 06:55

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Someone explain

Mods knew

E. drat!

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The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

I don't really get what's going on but everyone looks pretty mad :ohdear:

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buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

seriously how is this handled so poorly. I love this website, why are they doing this in the worst possible galaxy brain way? I don't wanna have to go to Reddit or some other garbage fire in the future.

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ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Archer666 posted:

Maybe they'll delete the subforum next!

🙏

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Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Thanks for reminding me how much I miss decent doner kebabs.

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Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Someone explain

PPJ has been secretly trying to be a nazi hunter and was in several nazi discords that the permabanned rear end in a top hat members of the gaming garbage discord were in

They had been maintaining cover by posting racist poo poo and gore and feeding "secret" information to the mods to try and suss out the "secret" nazis instead of just banning people who were being lovely

Somehow, this is all supposed to make sense.

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Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

Hell Yeah posted:

gently caress c spam for real.

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Space Skeleton: Sep 28, 2004

Hahaha! Mods knew!

This is the best comedy website.

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BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

Outrail posted:

Thanks for reminding me how much I miss decent doner kebabs.

no joke i would eat that kebab from that guy in the racist cartoon

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Pivotal Lever: Sep 9, 2003

I�m going under cover as a mod to ascertain what went wrong here. See you in 6 months.

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Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

Hey Jones. We knew who you were when you joined, we just posted with you in good faith because that's how we do.

Here's your discord ID posts over time friend. Since you joined our discord you posted way more frequently here than in any of your own discords, or on SA. I'm sure all of it it was just because you were pulling one over on us CHUDS, but in that time you had a lot to say.

It probably would surprise you that some of your fellow WTT posters were gay/trans (and nobody cares its just posting dude), but the funniest thing is when people started accusing us of deleting your posts, when you were the one deleting them, and full backups of the things you tried to erase remain online.

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

Hell Yeah posted:

gently caress c spam for real.

you wouldn't have this content without the work of the brave posters of cspam

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BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Bad Words

Chuds KNEW.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 06:58

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Grondoth posted:

PPJ has been secretly trying to be a nazi hunter and was in several nazi discords that the permabanned rear end in a top hat members of the gaming garbage discord were in

They had been maintaining cover by posting racist poo poo and gore and feeding "secret" information to the mods to try and suss out the "secret" nazis instead of just banning people who were being lovely

Somehow, this is all supposed to make sense.

Lmfao

# ? Jan 8, 2020 06:58

Beard Dandruff: May 10, 2017; Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click here.

All I've managed to suss out from this post is that nazi's really love them some bbc interracial porn.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 06:59

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Hey Jones. We knew who you were when you joined, we just posted with you in good faith because that's how we do.

Here's your discord ID posts over time friend. Since you joined our discord you posted way more frequently here than in any of your own discords, or on SA. I'm sure all of it it was just because you were pulling one over on us CHUDS, but in that time you had a lot to say.

It probably would surprise you that some of your fellow WTT posters were gay/trans (and nobody cares its just posting dude), but the funniest thing is when people started accusing us of deleting your posts, when you were the one deleting them, and full backups of the things you tried to erase remain online.

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

You sound like a dumb bitch 2

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SunAndSpring: Dec 4, 2013

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

[in big nerd voice] quoth the poster GokuBalls, "wow its hosed up how doctors let people cut their dicks off but tell me that it's bad to game for 15 hours straight"

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redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

Hey Jones. We knew who you were when you joined, we just posted with you in good faith because that's how we do.

Here's your discord ID posts over time friend. Since you joined our discord you posted way more frequently here than in any of your own discords, or on SA. I'm sure all of it it was just because you were pulling one over on us CHUDS, but in that time you had a lot to say.

It probably would surprise you that some of your fellow WTT posters were gay/trans (and nobody cares its just posting dude), but the funniest thing is when people started accusing us of deleting your posts, when you were the one deleting them, and full backups of the things you tried to erase remain online.

Anyone who makes off jokes is a literal Nazi, anyone who says the Bad Words is a nazi is hitler etc so throw me under the bus already to satisfy people who have, in the immortal words of Infrateal, "clearcut their own junk, reduced to prowling public showerdrains for clotted pube whorls, a shaker of sea salt in one hand and chopsticks in the other."

loving lol

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