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Smirking_Serpent posted:Jealous of my boyfriend's celebrity crush. why would you tell her this why would you even keep track 
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sorry bud you just rank as a 7-minuter
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Jan 8, 2020 05:53
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Jealous of my boyfriend's celebrity crush. I served her in a restaurant once, dude is not wrong. 
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Jan 8, 2020 06:08
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Smirking_Serpent posted:
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Jan 8, 2020 06:33
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Leon Einstein posted:Today I learned that a person is an rear end in a top hat if they don't care about boomer memes and FB posts. If you’re at the point where your so is showing you something and without looking you can immediately say “I don’t care” it’s probably time to evaluate and/or discuss your relationship rather than ignoring them
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Jan 8, 2020 06:38
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Hon, I think we need to sit down and talk about our relationship. Specifically, how loving lame you are.
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Jan 8, 2020 06:51
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Beachcomber posted:Slave culture definitely means they're doing bdsm roleplay. Maybe Gor poo poo.
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Jan 8, 2020 07:00
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Xenocides posted:r/relationships: Nobody messes with my pasta drawer That's basically the current title, also the gently caress is up with Reddit and pasta?
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Jan 8, 2020 07:05
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Beachcomber posted:Hon, I think we need to sit down and talk about our relationship. Specifically, how loving lame you are. I too want to be the stereotypical sitcom couple that hates each other yet inexplicably stays together
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Jan 8, 2020 07:07
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Mozi posted:sorry bud you just rank as a 7-minuter The guy's story reminds me of my first job, right out of Gay Business School. One time I and two other guys were meeting with a prospect who asked me, "Of your two partners here, who do you think you could jerk it to the fastest?" I thought about it for a second and, because I didn't want to lose the sale, I gave an honest opinion. Well, word got around at the office and pretty soon every guy was coming up to my desk and asking me. I started a rankings board, and the faster people got back to me on requests and emails the higher I'd move them up the board. Pretty soon I was a manager, until I was fired for what was admittedly an extremely sexist ranking system. But it works. Amazon does a lamer version of it with those virtual work games they put in their warehouses.
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Jan 8, 2020 07:31
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AITA for not bringing homemade treats to the office Christmas party? And telling of co-workers who expected me to?quote:This happened a couple weeks back. I am 22 and I'm one of very few women in my office at work. It's me, one other engineer, and two ladies in HR and administration. It kinda sucks and I wanna get a new job once my 401k is vested
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Jan 8, 2020 07:39
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AITA for not wanting my fiancée to strip at my bachelor party? My fiancée and I are getting married in a couple months and my friends told me they are planning a bachelor party. They let me in on some of the details, basically a regular party at one of their houses but with extra booze. No strippers. My fiancée was talking to me about what was happening at the party and I said nothing too exciting. She then takes the conversation in a completely weird direction and says she should strip at it. I thought she was joking but nope, she wants to strip, in front of my friends, at my bachelor party. Weird as all hell, and I of course said no. I thought that would be the end of it, but I guess once a conversation takes that strange a turn it might as well keep getting weirder. She the insisted she strip. She said that all bachelor parties have strippers(not really true at all) and that what’s better than your soon to be wife stripping. Well I can think of a lot of things but whatever. I again said no, and said that she’s being really weird. I don’t exactly know what’s gotten into her but she got upset and said that I’m ashamed of her body. I don’t know where that came from but okay. I said that was wrong, I just don’t want her stripping in front of my friends. She’s still upset. I have truly no clue what I’m supposed to say here. Was I rude in some way?
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Jan 8, 2020 08:37
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I [26M] asked my boyfriend [20M] if it would be ok if I got a roommate in order to save money. He said “no”.quote:To preface this, I have only known my current boyfriend Craig for about a month. I really want things to work out between us, since we live about 30 minutes away from each other, and are able to see each other almost everyday.
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Jan 8, 2020 08:40
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Ooh, that's one spicy hypothetical conversation to ruin your marriage! WIBTA for getting an abortion after my husband dies? quote:I’ve been going through a lot recently, so I please try to understand. My husband and I were married 3 years ago and we started trying for a baby 2 years in. We were so ready to raise a family together that we started collecting baby equipment before I was even pregnant. My husband’s family has been very invested as well: coming to my appointments, donating baby clothes, volunteering to babysit down the road, etc. Everybody is being very supportive and I get the impression some of them are even more excited than we are. Oh. That's no hypothetical! Poor woman.
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Jan 8, 2020 08:54
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Serephina posted:Ooh, that's one spicy hypothetical conversation to ruin your marriage! hoooooooooooooly gently caress.
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Jan 8, 2020 08:57
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That's horrible. I don't see why she'd have to tell them she had an abortion, though. Just go no contact for a bit and tell them the stress and grief caused a miscarriage. She doesn't have to tell them poo poo if she's not comfortable raising his child alone or just not able to do so. Not sure if he'll die in time for all of that, though if she's already 3 months along.
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Jan 8, 2020 09:07
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Serephina posted:Ooh, that's one spicy hypothetical conversation to ruin your marriage! I feel so horrible for everyone involved, but as she's already four months pregnant, are there any clinics that perform late stage abortions? I was under the impression that they were generally performed within the first three months. What an absolutely heartbreaking situation.
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Jan 8, 2020 09:24
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So what's the plan if he manages to hold on for longer?
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Jan 8, 2020 09:26
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Serephina posted:Ooh, that's one spicy hypothetical conversation to ruin your marriage! Pass it off as a miscarriage from the stress. Your in-laws will drop you like you're covered in ants if they hear you aborted the fruit of their recently deceased son's loins.
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Jan 8, 2020 09:28
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"lol" posted:He said he's learned to find my features attractive, but i still feel bad. absolutely brutal
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Jan 8, 2020 10:37
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In Love With My GF But Going Back To My Wife & Kidsquote:I (41M) have been with wife (33F) for 15yrs, married for 6yrs with two children (11 and 13) About 6mths ago I began an affair with a woman (40F) I’d met in my local pub about 3 months earlier. I left the marital home, as me and wife were arguing more and more, I did not tell the wife about the affair. I have now fallen in love with my GF and want to be with her, however my wife has found out about the affair and threatened to divorce me for adultery, she has said she wants me to go back home but there are strict terms with this, the children are obviously upset that I’m not there and want me home too (and honestly when I go to visit the children, it’s easy and familiar being back home) So I have agreed provisionally that I will return to them, ultimately ending my affair. But I know I’m going back as this is the right thing to do for my children, I still love my GF and if it wasn’t for the children I would divorce my wife. Do you think I am doing the right thing going back?
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Jan 8, 2020 11:18
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That post is just a series of math problems that all have bad solutions
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Jan 8, 2020 11:35
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it was bad to cheat but if you go back EVERYONE will be miserable, kids included. Though it sounds like the wife will not be conducive to you actually getting to see your kids if you do leave so iunno
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Jan 8, 2020 11:50
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Fatkraken posted:it was bad to cheat but if you go back EVERYONE will be miserable, kids included. Though it sounds like the wife will not be conducive to you actually getting to see your kids if you do leave so iunno It doesnt sound like he really gives a drat though
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Jan 8, 2020 11:52
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Straight White Shark posted:why would you tell her this I'm more shocked by him saying he "learned to find her features attractive" tbh
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Jan 8, 2020 12:21
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Oh no, my wife has threatened to divorce me over something I actually did! What do? Did he expect her NOT to divorce him? After he left? What??
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Jan 8, 2020 12:22
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Sloth Life posted:Oh no, my wife has threatened to divorce me over something I actually did! What do? she isn't divorcing him though, IF he goes back. Which is a horrible idea, wife shouldn't make it an option, he shouldn't take it even if it is. Staying with someone you don't like "for the kids" is a horrible idea
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Jan 8, 2020 13:26
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AITA for sneaking a sandwhich into my grandpa's casket at the end of his funeral?quote:Okay so there's some context here, here me out. My grandpa and I used to spend a lot of time together when I was a kid. My mom had a travelling job so I would basically spend my summers with my grandpa when school was out. quote:I guess I should clarify, my grandpa is vegan and that's part of why she's mad. I didn't want to put that solely on me since I should have remembered that and he usually would just get like a veggie sandwich. This is why I told her that they had put the sandwich in there if that makes sense.
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Jan 8, 2020 13:28
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welcome to hell posted:AITA for sneaking a sandwhich into my grandpa's casket at the end of his funeral? "they assumed someone at the funeral home had done it......I explained that it was me that did it" "I told her that they had put the sandwich in there" get yer story straight kiddo
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Jan 8, 2020 13:35
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Fatkraken posted:"they assumed someone at the funeral home had done it......I explained that it was me that did it" quote:I actually talked to her a little bit about it a few minutes ago over the phone and kind of deflected it back to the funeral home a little bit. I said they had said it was okay and I just assumed they had run it by her (not 100% true but I mean, she's grieving). She's going to call them and I think that will help take some of her anger/grief out a little now that she can kind of blame someone who isn't family.
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Jan 8, 2020 13:46
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Gramps is gonna get a shock when they check his pockets before letting him into Vegan Heaven
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Jan 8, 2020 13:56
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It really needs to become more common knowledge that you can just go to the funeral home people (or equivalent service providers for other situations) with that sort of request, and that they deal with weird stuff all the time and your idea is unlikely to even make their top 10 of weird ideas. guarantee you by now multiple people have been buried with like dragon buttplugs inserted and the funeral workers will have handled that respectfully and with a generally "if that's what they would have wanted" attitude although in fairness it will have made the top 10 probably.
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Jan 8, 2020 14:01
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Girl I like has the same name as my younger sister, how do I proceed?quote:Rarely Dated and got asked out by a random girl.
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Jan 8, 2020 14:07
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My stepmother has the same name as my aunt, there's only so many names going around in any particular culture at once.
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Jan 8, 2020 14:09
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My Lovely Horse posted:It really needs to become more common knowledge that you can just go to the funeral home people (or equivalent service providers for other situations) with that sort of request, and that they deal with weird stuff all the time and your idea is unlikely to even make their top 10 of weird ideas. Don’t a lot of bodies go into the casket with buttplugs in anyway to hold in all the like, gravy
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Jan 8, 2020 14:09
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My [19M] mom started being more accepting towards my girlfriend [38F] after our daughter was born and I don’t know how to move forwardquote:I’ve been with my girlfriend for a year and a half. Yes she is a bit older, but we worked hard for our relationship and we have a 3 month old daughter together. When my mom found out that my girlfriend was that much older she flipped out and said that she didn’t want to be around us. I tried talking with her for months and months, but she said she wasn’t supportive of what I was doing. quote:When I started seeing her I was 18 so not a minor and I don’t think my life is changing in a bad way. Yes things have been tough with the baby, but I don’t think my life would get worse at all
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Jan 8, 2020 14:19
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Licarn posted:Girl I like has the same name as my younger sister, how do I proceed? This really is the dumbest poo poo.
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Jan 8, 2020 14:21
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Licarn posted:My [19M] mom started being more accepting towards my girlfriend [38F] after our daughter was born and I don’t know how to move forward Gf is absolutely close to the moms age. Also the I was 18 and a day so it’s not weird excuse. Oh loving god drat it! It’s right in the title.
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Jan 8, 2020 14:25
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Dulce et decorum est pro pasta mori
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Licarn posted:My [19M] mom started being more accepting towards my girlfriend [38F] after our daughter was born and I don’t know how to move forward I thought the mom was 19 for a second there.
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