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My Mother The Car
Feb 15, 2001
When does the hurting stop?
just making some soup in honor of our wet prez doing a 9/11

o7

edit :

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Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

baw posted:

i'd be reviewing my day on the way down, retracing my steps (which is a good habit to get into if you want to learn lucid dreaming,) convincing myself that it's not real. and then i'd die and never know otherwise, my last thought would be that i'm about to wake up

trying to relive the good ol drone operator days?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

The Alpha Centauri posted:

can a person actually train themselve to do this? i

i did for a while, retracing my steps throughout the day and making sure everything made sense until eventually i did it in a dream. then i realized i was dreaming and decided that i wanted to find my wife somehow (we were apart at the time and i missed her a lot) but then i was in a burned-out mansion with snow outside and ash in the air and i was going room to room trying to find her and it was creepy af so i decided not to do it anymore

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the funnier scenario is trump loses in 2020, is still alive in 2024 and decides to run again

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/dec/16/the-gunslinger-gait-of-vladimir-putin-walk-video

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

trump is probably all doped up on benzos he got because he anxious about golf scores or whatever

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

euphronius posted:

I have no idea what the gop would do

Plumpeo will eat pence to become first spook

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I loving hate that I know 90% of these faces

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1214949816347906048

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
someone get the prez some sudafed to snort STAT

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

The Alpha Centauri posted:

can a person actually train themselve to do this? i

you unlock this skill once you get enough xp from fragging civvies

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao at the generals wallpaper

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

baw posted:

i did for a while, retracing my steps throughout the day and making sure everything made sense until eventually i did it in a dream. then i realized i was dreaming and decided that i wanted to find my wife somehow (we were apart at the time and i missed her a lot) but then i was in a burned-out mansion with snow outside and ash in the air and i was going room to room trying to find her and it was creepy af so i decided not to do it anymore

that sounds like the start of wheel of time

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/LauraLitvan/status/1214954518900854788?s=19

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/johnrobertgage/status/1214947709146275843

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


baw posted:

i did for a while, retracing my steps throughout the day and making sure everything made sense until eventually i did it in a dream. then i realized i was dreaming and decided that i wanted to find my wife somehow (we were apart at the time and i missed her a lot) but then i was in a burned-out mansion with snow outside and ash in the air and i was going room to room trying to find her and it was creepy af so i decided not to do it anymore

try going back to professor gadd and see if he has a flashlight upgrade or something that will let you advance further

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Wow fantastic speech mr president. Just A+ top notch stuff from beginning to end. Content, delivery and width from another world.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Pook Good Mook posted:

Love the Navy guy on the left who realizes he should pretend to give a poo poo and goes to attention for about 2.5 seconds before chilling. Imagine working for decades, studying, rising to become one of the top military minds in the world so you can hand-hold the most dotarted piss-baby in existence during a needlessly staged photo-op where he gets out-maneuvered by the loving Ayatollah.

Lol

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

loving adderall is trending on twitter now lol

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





what's going on

Pizza Segregationist
Jul 18, 2006

MadJackal posted:

This is like a caricature of what Republicans think motivates anti-war sentiment on the Left.

Every single Democratic candidate has come out against military action against Iran. Every last one.

All but one of them qualified their comments with language about how the horrible scary terrorist posed a huge threat to America. That is not unequivocal opposition to military action by any stretch of the imagination

And we have people like Yashar Ali making posts like this:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1214712056781271040

I can imagine the Buttigeg and Biden campaigns specifically thinking its good politics to attack trump as weak on defense. And if the war hawk republicans are willing to break ranks with trump on this then they get to be bipartisan to boot!

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


NPR pretty much had the 'very presidential' take. You hate to see it folks

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

juche avocado posted:

what's going on

nothin

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

The Alpha Centauri posted:

that sounds like the start of wheel of time

whoa i read the book like 20 years ago and remember literally nothing about it but maybe it was still floating around in my subconscious brains are weird

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bethbourdon/status/1214954153413357572

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

The Alpha Centauri posted:

can a person actually train themselve to do this? i

remembering your dreams helps with lucid dreaming. that requires you keeping a dream journal and writing down your dreams as soon as you wake up before hell world settles in and they fade away into the ether

or you could just come her and lucid post TMMR'P

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

euphronius posted:

I have no idea what the gop would do

the internet right going loving crazy accusing everyone they can of murdering trump would be lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1214950673466437632

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lmao

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

drat what a pic of my damp prez

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Joementum posted:

the funnier scenario is trump loses in 2020, is still alive in 2024 and decides to run again

The funniest scenario is somehow he is the only rich person to face consequences for financial crimes and has all his money taken and his family becomes destitute and he dies in prison.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

baw posted:

folks

teen vogue is cancelled. please find somewhere else to learn about buttfuckin

https://twitter.com/perlberg/status/1214946267895336962

plz do not learn about buttfucking from teen vog

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007


PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

rear end cobra posted:

Wow fantastic speech mr president. Just A+ top notch stuff from beginning to end. Content, delivery and width from another world.

Pissworld

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

juche avocado posted:

what's going on

President Big Boy just sealed another great deal for the US

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
taking a poo poo will update with amount of flushes needed

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Xaris posted:

plz do not learn about buttfucking from teen vog

Just put a donut on the butt and nibble at it ~seductively~

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




juche avocado posted:

what's going on

mother mother
theres too many of you cryin
brother brother brother
far too many of you dyin

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1214954903279325184?s=20

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