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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for joking about there being milk in my girlfriend’s new fake boobs? quote:I told her that of course I like them. I have always tried not to show that I was slightly repulsed by them, but I guess she isn’t dumb and can pick up on the signals no matter how hard I tried to hide them. lady, fill your new boobs full of poison and put it in his cereal or whatever
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Puppy Time posted:Same weirdo. Sorry for posting something that wasn't new to the thread. I didn't recall that one being posted already.
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for joking about there being milk in my girlfriend’s new fake boobs? lol what in tarnation Getting death glares while making jokes about boobs that I alternately describe as "so ridiculous", "slightly repulsive", and "starting to develop an affection for" while eating my cereal.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:lady, fill your new boobs full of poison and put it in his cereal or whatever She's not a loving X-COM snake, there's no venom in her boobs you weirdo!
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Jan 8, 2020 19:50
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for joking about there being milk in my girlfriend’s new fake boobs? In my head, the writer is a stereotypical middle aged dude who just has to make the same joke again and again because he legitimately can’t understand why nobody laughed the first time...while his much younger girlfriend is wondering how the hell he keeps making the same dumb joke.
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MagusofStars posted:I wish there was ages on this one. Maybe they're both Boomers in their mid-70's
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It's also hard to judge because "looks ridiculous" can mean so many different things. It could be he just thinks they're too big when they aren't really unusual. Or that they are really big and she's pretty petite otherwise, which yes can look ridiculous. Or maybe it has nothing to do with size, and the actual job wasn't done well which is an entire minefield of it's own. Or they look totally normal, no one not in the know would suspect, and he's a doofus. Lots of ways this can go, but he didn't elaborate at all. Just "they look ridiculous".
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Jan 8, 2020 19:59
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The Bramble posted:It's sexist. She would presumably hire a man with the same qualifications. She is rejecting these candidates on the basis of their sex. Isn't more on the basis of their attractiveness though? She's not eliminating all women. I realize that's kind of splitting hairs, but that's what I meant when I said maybe not sexist in the strictest definition.
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M_Sinistrari posted:My (19F) Dad (40s M) has an obsession with buying exotic or illegal animal meat and is why my family fell apart. A repost but a good one. I already commented before but forbidden meat dad is 1000% eating human meat in southeast Asia
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Ouhei posted:Isn't more on the basis of their attractiveness though? She's not eliminating all women. Honestly the funniest part of the whole thing is her utter lack of self-awareness. She's primarily concerned with whether she feels like the potential nanny is younger and prettier than her. It'd be one thing if she mentioned her husband showing an interest in "woman with different body types than mine" or "women younger than me" but she's just projecting her own insecurities. This can go to ridiculous lengths, because if he's gonna cheat on her with a nanny, you can come up with any scenario with any nanny where he's gonna cheat. Cougar nanny? Gay dude nanny that make husband realize he's bi? Who knows!
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M_Sinistrari posted:Sorry for posting something that wasn't new to the thread. I didn't recall that one being posted already. It was a while back and definitely worth a repost in case someone missed it the first time. I don't think anyone cares that much about repeats unless they're within the last couple of pages.
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Power Khan posted:Is it normal for 2 year cohabit girlfriend to not wait for you while out with friends? Read the comments on this one, apparently it was just mainly for OP to vent to himself, because she's actually even worse, like a real total rear end in a top hat. It pretty much only took one or two comments before he was sure he should dump her
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Jan 8, 2020 20:31
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting my fiancée to strip at my bachelor party? Clearly the compromise here is to do it, but only if he strips at her bachelorette party. If she’s adamant about it, might as well get some non-cheating handies out of it! Seriously though, what’s so hard to accept about ‘I wasn’t going to have a stripper at my bachelor party’? Unless the fiancée just really wants to strip for all of his friends, but that’s an entirely different 
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Ayndin posted:Clearly the compromise here is to do it, but only if he strips at her bachelorette party. If she’s adamant about it, might as well get some non-cheating handies out of it! It's apparently the latter. Edit: derail line about how he doesn't own her body, and it's a huge red flag indicating future abuse.
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Puppy Time posted:It was a while back and definitely worth a repost in case someone missed it the first time. I don't think anyone cares that much about repeats unless they're within the last couple of pages. And this thread moves faster than most. When I read the post, I was first thinking 'how bad can it be' since my family does hunt so meat that's not the usual trifecta of beef/pork/chicken isn't strange to me. But when she started to mention primates and all, that was horrifying and then the capper he likely ate her cat was it for me.
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AITA for turning off the wifi when my husband camps in the bathroom for extended lengths of time. My husband and I are the parents of twins who are less than a year old. Anytime my husband SHOULD be doing something with the children ( it's his turn for a diaper, a bottle, even just soothing a fussy newborn) he ALWAYS goes to the bathroom first. We are both on maternity / paternity leave currently. My husband is on medication that makes him spend a lot of time in the bathroom about an hour after a meal. It's a medication he has been on and off several times over the past year. He is never on it for more than a few weeks, and it does not effect him all the time, but he always claims that is why he is in the bathroom. ( I did ask, the doctor didnt say it was impossible, but highly unlikely. Doc wanted him to come in for a checkup if this was the case and husband said oh it's not THAT bad and refuses to go in ) I would rather let him use the restroom first than have to put down a baby mid task, but over the past couple months he has been spending more and more time in there. He always takes his phone. He is always watching youtube. His average session is 25 minutes in there, often longer, rarely shorter. It's the most frustrating when it comes time to feed them ( one of the twins needs to be held specifically for health reasons, so I can not double feed ) because we will get up, I will warm up bottles, change one baby bum, get the first one fed, burped, and laid down in their crib, get the other baby changed and be setteling down to feed baby number two before he can be bothered to emerge and figure out why one child has been screaming because they had to watch their sibling eat l, and then the other when cry when they dont get to cuddle at all because I have to immediately set them down to feed the hysterically sobbing child. Yesterday was a week and a half sence I started truly keeping track, and he, only twice in 10 days, not ditched me to go camp out in the bathroom and let me finish %80 of the childcare. Today I started a new rule. If he is in the bathroom for more than 10 minutes, I flip the wifi off. He has not spend more than 15 minutes in the bathroom at a stretch today, but is extremely upset. I feel like the fact that without the wifi his uncontrollable toilet issue cleared up rather quickly proves why it needs to be done, but he feels I am being unreasonable, and I need to make sure sleep deprivation isnt makeing me an rear end in a top hat. TLDR: AITA for turning off the wifi when my husband is in the bathroom for extended periods of time, avoiding domestic and fatherly duties. Edit: to answer questions that people have been asking. Yes, I have talked to him about this. 10 days ago we had a conversation about the situation, and he denied how long hes been spending in the bathroom. This conversation is also the one where I proposed he see a doctor. Yes he has down time. He spends a good deal of time working on his car and plahs diablo about 8 hours straight every day. He spends most of his time on the other side of the house on his PC in his office. pinned moderator comment: Be Civil. For the love of all things holy, stop using sexist terms like "man baby."
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hiding from your kids in the bathroom is a noble parenting tradition but taking your phone into the bathroom is disgusting because nobody ever washes their phones and if he's clearly doing it to slack off then mac ban his rear end
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kru posted:Buttplug blasts out like a crude RPG Fittingly, as the corpse is earthbound.
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Ouhei posted:Isn't more on the basis of their attractiveness though? She's not eliminating all women. It's sexist to assume that the presence of an attractive female will cause the husband to cheat. Either you have a reason to think that and need to talk about it with your husband who is responsible for his own actions, or you need to trust him and not take it out on the women Smirking_Serpent posted:
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Earthbound is extremely refined, not crude.
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AITA for asking my friends daughters boyfriend to photograph me naked???quote:I’m a 43 year old woman and my coworker happens to be my friend. Her daughter, who is 21, happened to stop by my work with her boyfriend who is also 21. Turns out he’s a photographer and quite a talented one.
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luxury handset posted:hiding from your kids in the bathroom is a noble parenting tradition Phones are FOR pooping, my dude. That is the intended use case.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Phones are FOR pooping, my dude. That is the intended use case.
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for asking my friends daughters boyfriend to photograph me naked??? I mean, kudos for just going for it, lady, but yeah you could’ve maybe picked a slightly better spot
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for turning off the wifi when my husband camps in the bathroom for extended lengths of time.
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Lol at asking some random kid that takes landscape pictures to photograph you nude. I don't even get how you can be that clueless.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not wanting my fiancée to strip at my bachelor party?
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for asking my friends daughters boyfriend to photograph me naked??? Ever since Sears shut down old people don't know where to go to for portraits so it sounds like an honest mistake.
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It's been awhile since there's a story I want an update to but I desperately want to know what happens with Cannibal Dad.
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Chomp8645 posted:It's also hard to judge because "looks ridiculous" can mean so many different things. It could be he just thinks they're too big when they aren't really unusual. Or that they are really big and she's pretty petite otherwise, which yes can look ridiculous. Or maybe it has nothing to do with size, and the actual job wasn't done well which is an entire minefield of it's own. Or they look totally normal, no one not in the know would suspect, and he's a doofus. I don't think that really matters. If she's happy with her boobs, great. Either he can accept her or he can't, but if he can't, he needs to be grown up about it and end things rather than making snide comments and hoping... what? She'll get the implants taken out? Her boobs will magically change into something he doesn't deem "ridiculous"? Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for asking my friends daughters boyfriend to photograph me naked???
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There is a certain sort of person who is reticent to go out and seek services for something from a professional but, as soon as hearing someone within their sphere know/does X, seems to have no problems asking for it as a 'favor', usually for a reduced price or even for free. it's almost like a compulsion, she couldn't stop herself from turning 'this man is a photographer' into 'SO I SHOULD ASK HIM FOR MY SECRET PHOTOGRAPHY DESIRE' guarantee you she would have asked for a discount based on her 'friendship' with the mom
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duck trucker posted:It's been awhile since there's a story I want an update to but I desperately want to know what happens with Cannibal Dad. edit: also the fact that the dude doesn't even do boudoir photography makes this much funnier, "oh you have a camera? let's get naked"
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Garlic?? I'm (24F) not sure my sexually experienced boyfriend (27M) is fit for me because I had only dated narcissists so far and I'm clueless about "normalcy" and setting expectations quote:I was abused for years since childhood which influenced me to date 2 charming narcissists in my life which nearly put me in a casket back then. When this time in my life ended, I progressed into going to therapy for two and a half years and now I'm in the best mental state I've ever been in my life, halfway through my prestigious degree which I had never thought I could get accepted for.
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Tempura Wizard posted:I assume this manbaby is doing no parenting outside of his bathroom breaks if he has time to play for that long. That or he doesn't have a normal job. It says in the very first paragraph of the OP that they are both on maternity/paternity leave.
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We hired a nanny recently and a not insignificant number of my male friends asked if the nanny was hot as the very first question in follow-up to the wonderful news we found someone trustworthy who my kids like. This person will help manage the unsustainable amount of domestic labor we were both doing in rearing two boisterous little kids and we're optimistic she will help us be better partners for one another and more present parents. Not "who is she?" not "where did you find her?" not "what's it costing you?" not "has it helped?" No, instead everybody wants to know if the nanny's a smokeshow.
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Tempura Wizard posted:One hell of a buried lede there. I assume this manbaby is doing no parenting outside of his bathroom breaks if he has time to play for that long. That or he doesn't have a normal job. Can't imagine being able to game for 8 hours and pull your weight on child rearing for a single baby, let alone twins. I can't imagine gaming for 8 hours straight when you have infants at home.
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Ugato posted:I too want to be the stereotypical sitcom couple that hates each other yet inexplicably stays together That's the really hot and in style of BDSM these days. Master/slave stuff is so passé.
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I [24F] am tired of getting spammed with cat pictures by a friend [26M]. What can I do?quote:I have a friend group including someone who lives in a different country with an 8 hour time difference. He works evenings so he can game with us regularly and take part in group chats and texts.
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