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Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003


This actually owns

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Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
No canadian destroyer? though that 720 headscissor frankenstieiner thingy was rad as a gently caress


edit: They could have easily turned this into a destroyer instead of doing one of the 5 bret moves for the takedown (edit: 2nd one; but watch the first one for the kicking rad ref bump

https://twitter.com/secretwrestlin1/status/1214697629155840000

Hirez fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Jan 8, 2020

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Huh so La Resistance was good after all

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




gently caress these rule

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
CM Punk with a homophobic insult, seems on par for a wrestler

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
There's nothing wrong with sucking dick, you just shouldn't suck a murderous dictators dick for a handful of blood money.

Actually don't suck a murderous dictators dick for any reason.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Malcolm Excellent posted:

There's nothing wrong with sucking dick, you just shouldn't suck a murderous dictators dick for a handful of blood money.

Actually don't suck a murderous dictators dick for any reason.

What if that's the only way he'll let my plane filled with 200+ coworkers go?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

What if that's the only way he'll let my plane filled with 200+ coworkers go?

work the shaft and the balls with a different rhythm. it'll speed up the process.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/WillOspreay/status/1214823881904574464?s=20

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


ArmyOfMidgets posted:

What if that's the only way he'll let my plane filled with 200+ coworkers go?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

What if that's the only way he'll let my plane filled with 200+ coworkers go?

Is this like the trolley dilemma?

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




That can't be a British paper or the text would be:

We RANKED all the BEST wrestlers in the world. LOCAL LAD Will Osprey PUTS HIMSELF in first place. You should feel OUTRAGE.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
I didn't expect 60's France to be a secret golden age of great wrestling.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/TheProductDS/status/1214968167719669761?s=19

Turns out Gabe is an even bigger rear end in a top hat than previously thought. David Starr and Brian Cage are going off on him

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

https://twitter.com/TheProductDS/status/1214968167719669761?s=19

Turns out Gabe is an even bigger rear end in a top hat than previously thought. David Starr and Brian Cage are going off on him

Huh, he didn't just stop at freaking out at randos on the internet. That dude has some serious control issues he needs to work through.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


This thread is rad as poo poo

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
gabe just blocked me for telling him to pay his talent lmao

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Quantum of Phallus posted:

This thread is rad as poo poo
https://twitter.com/secretwrestlin1/status/1214693748346687493

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!
https://twitter.com/secretwrestlin1/status/1214687704123875328

Does anyone currently do this move because if not god drat bring it back from the dead

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

inthesto posted:

https://twitter.com/secretwrestlin1/status/1214687704123875328

Does anyone currently do this move because if not god drat bring it back from the dead

I've seen variations of it in lucha minus the going from one hold to another.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

ThePariah posted:

I didn't expect 60's France to be a secret golden age of great wrestling.

all i had previously known of "french catch" is that they used a different lock-up from the collar-and-elbow

you can see it here:

https://youtu.be/-yuIyNG5v6M?t=229

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Is there any way to watch this old-school French pro wrestling because I need to see more of it

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Comedian:

https://twitter.com/ChrisCubas/status/1214401739736190977?s=20

Trying
Sep 26, 2019


back in the day i read a Powerslam Magazine supplement/booklet on the top paid wrestlers of the time. each one got a pro/con and hogan's were

+excellent promo
-skin cancer seems inevitable

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



Hirez posted:

I don't believe this, and no I won't watch it because it involves Dolph Ziggler.


I think Miz is good on the mic because he's one of the few who actually acknowledge the crowd response instead of the 99% of cast who just stands around waiting for it to die down to say their dumb script, or they just keep going like there isn't an audience at all

But as a wrestler, no thanks but I do love watching him catch high flyers

Please watch the video package that Miz put together to hype it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1h2KioiAus

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I might be late to this but a healthy lmao to Punk calling out WWE while he licks his lips from his last meal of sucking their blood.

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


I would love to see that sequence where the ref catches the wrestler and puts him down to the latter's embarrassment redone in the current era.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

oh but seriously I posted:

all i had previously known of "french catch" is that they used a different lock-up from the collar-and-elbow

you can see it here:

https://youtu.be/-yuIyNG5v6M?t=229

Zach Saber Senior

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1215033670966247424

Get his rear end Dave

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

God drat, Dave is king of the :iceburn:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Idgi but I’m dancing now too

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

Idgi but I’m dancing now too

He's implying Bruce and Wade are peers, but Ryan's a scrub

He is correct.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Jan 9, 2020

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Gumball Gumption posted:

I might be late to this but a healthy lmao to Punk calling out WWE while he licks his lips from his last meal of sucking their blood.

I’ve been enjoying seeing Punk poo poo on WWE with no fear of reprisal while cashing a check for doing so.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Ziggy Tzardust posted:

https://twitter.com/TheProductDS/status/1214968167719669761?s=19

Turns out Gabe is an even bigger rear end in a top hat than previously thought. David Starr and Brian Cage are going off on him

Popping on the Gabe train, he's seemingly always been like this. You see a bit of it on the episode of The Wrestlers featuring EVOLVE. Ethan Page seemed a bit peeved when Darby got hurt in their match and I remember thinking it he really didn't seem to like Gabe in their interactions. I might be blurring stuff I've heard from people and shoot interviews, but I recall there being a couple times during his ROH days where Gabe would just explode behind the curtain if something didn't go right, loud enough where you could hear it if you were near the entrance. I think he has some nervous pacing on The Wrestlers too.

Plus, my memory is kind of fuzzy as to whether Gabe was actually at fault or not, but when PROGRESS did their New York show back in 2017, they had a venue that was so hot, a fan passed out if I recall and they also had transportation issues after the show and maybe that was Gabe's fault? But that's been 3 years now, so don't quote me on that. Dude's had a great eye for talent and a pretty solid creative mind, but every other aspect of Gabe seems miserable.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Gino's quest to get a Bullet Club Track suit continues!

https://twitter.com/njpwglobal/status/1215088976630972416

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Tweeted by MJF in-ring while DDP was in the middle of a promo about him :lol:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

meanwhile brandi(boo hiss):

https://twitter.com/TheBrandiRhodes/status/1215099808953839617

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

She's working me, by actively making the TV show significantly worse when she's on it!!!

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
tanking my own company to own the vincels

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FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
https://twitter.com/thekingnickgage/status/1215097707511078912

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