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nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
i'm glad of it

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Would someone explain this? I don't doubt the power and majesty of Kat Dennings huge boobs, but i dont know how they defeated a nazi.

Also, and this is telling for how insidious "ironic" racism works, i genuinely thought PCOS Bill was just an obnoxious gimmick apeing Trump voters.

Something Awful has definitely had genuine long-term longform gimmick posters, the only problem is that if you're a terrible enough person, there's no difference between being a gimmick poster and just being overtly honest about your garbage opinion at all times

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
i want you all to know that only an extremely slim margin of anythign i've posted has been untruthful or a gimmick, that i am in fact dwelling in a lean-to shanty with a domineering beetle-breeder whose child has a luxurious shimmering carapace.

that's what we call skin, right? it's a healthy child with plentiful skin. i'm a very lucky fellow.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
legend says that GameQuoter will return in our hour of greatest need

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Cumshitter's one of those true gems though.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Somfin posted:

the only problem is that if you're a terrible enough person, there's no difference between being a gimmick poster and just being overtly honest about your garbage opinion at all times
this is why I'm glad that even at my worst, I never claimed gimmick

and thank you assholes for preserving the quotes I've had a garbage evening and the schadenfreude from this bullshit is keeping me on an even keel

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

this is why I'm glad that even at my worst, I never claimed gimmick

and thank you assholes for preserving the quotes I've had a garbage evening and the schadenfreude from this bullshit is keeping me on an even keel

If a given poster doesn't have some real stupid embarrassing poo poo in their post history after spending more than a couple active years on this site, then they're 100% a gimmick

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

legend says that GameQuoter will return in our hour of greatest need

This whole saga is more fitting LovecraftianJournal.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Baron von Eevl posted:

This whole saga is more fitting LovecraftianJournal.

Surely more Jaded Mensa Op

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

NLJP posted:

Surely more Jaded Mensa Op

Haha, gently caress, touche

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

DandyLion posted:

Cumshitter's one of those true gems though.

give him your money

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Funky Valentine posted:

So now we just throw the boomerang at that angle while the fish is on the floor and...

*console begins smoking*

*tv begins shaking*

*an unholy sound of something echoes through the convention hall*

*Pinhead emerges from the ground, hands the runner five extra rupees*

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

This reminds me; Does anyone have a link to the Bible speedrun-strat quotes?

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Neddy Seagoon posted:

This reminds me; Does anyone have a link to the Bible speedrun-strat quotes?

Yes, click into here:

Dumb Lowtax posted:

The current fastest-moving thread on the forums just had a derail that was brief, yet of biblical proportions:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Somfin posted:

Something Awful has definitely had genuine long-term longform gimmick posters, the only problem is that if you're a terrible enough person, there's no difference between being a gimmick poster and just being overtly honest about your garbage opinion at all times

The only good gimmicks have been cumshitter, oldpainless, and tobleronetriangular.

Fight me.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Captain Monkey posted:

The only good gimmicks have been cumshitter, oldpainless, and tobleronetriangular.

Fight me.

Enhydra lutris, you fool.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Bobby Digital posted:

Enhydra lutris, you fool.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Captain Monkey posted:

The only good gimmicks have been cumshitter, oldpainless, and tobleronetriangular.

Fight me.

Oldpainless doesn’t strike me as a gimmick as much as a poster who is constantly followed around by a weirdly long-lived running joke.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Captain Monkey posted:

The only good gimmicks have been cumshitter, oldgimmickless, and tobleronetriangular.

Fight me.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Oldpainless doesn’t strike me as a gimmick as much as a poster who is constantly followed around by a weirdly long-lived running joke.

It's been three and a half years.


I'm not joking.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's been three and a half years.


I'm not joking.

more like oldtimeless

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Captain Monkey posted:

The only good gimmicks have been cumshitter, oldpainless, and tobleronetriangular.

Fight me.

You forgot Saddest Rhino, you FOOL!!!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
You're all gimmicks and I'm the only one who's real.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

You're all gimmicks and I'm the only one who's real.

more like fleta bcburn

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
I sometimes think back fondly to MR Cracker.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Ftfy

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


maybe people should do that old joke less

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

jesus WEP posted:

maybe people should do that old joke less

MORE LIKE







...waaaaaaaaiiiit a second....

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

jesus WEP posted:

maybe people should do that old joke less

More like “old humourless”.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Remember when his name got changed to "Kangarookie" and PYF lost its loving mind until it got changed back? :allears:

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

MORE LIKE







...waaaaaaaaiiiit a second....
More like oldpationless.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's been three and a half years.


I'm not joking.

I’m actually shocked it wasn’t longer, I was thinking like five years or something.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

Remember when his name got changed to "Kangarookie" and PYF lost its loving mind until it got changed back? :allears:

How would you feel if an old comfortable joke, like a nice worn in pair of sneakers, suddenly changed to a big bowl of poo poo?
You'd be mad too!

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Ugly In The Morning posted:

I’m actually shocked it wasn’t longer, I was thinking like five years or something.

more like oldsincetimeimmemorialless amirite?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Remember when his name got changed to "Kangarookie" and PYF lost its loving mind until it got changed back? :allears:

What a Kangadookie of an idea.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

MORE LIKE







...waaaaaaaaiiiit a second....

old... painless... less?

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

old... painless... less?

That was more like oldpainful.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Somfin posted:

Something Awful has definitely had genuine long-term longform gimmick posters, the only problem is that if you're a terrible enough person, there's no difference between being a gimmick poster and just being overtly honest about your garbage opinion at all times
Gamequoter's opinion is that video games have quotes that are funny when put in context.

The best gimmick.

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

legend says that GameQuoter will return in our hour of greatest need

I mean, the book says "Our Greatest Hero". Everyone assumes It's GameQuoter, but deep down we all know it'll be Triangle Man.

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

more like jokeendless

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