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Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde



loving :laffo:

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Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

Sleeveless posted:

CES is going on right now and it's frankly amazing how indistinguishable the actual products they're pushing are from crowdfunding site scams, they just have higher budget renders in their mockup videos.

And most of those products at CES will never see production either!

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Bieeanshee posted:

And most of those products at CES will never see production either!

Except maybe a nth generation tv that is very slightly larger than the last one.

CES is more about investors and r&d than anything, really.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

But where's the compartment for putting the meat in?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

mobby_6kl posted:

I've been re-using the same bottle in the gym for like a year.

Is it plastic ? Doesn't it smell like absolute rear end ?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

You wash it.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

unpacked robinhood posted:

Is it plastic ? Doesn't it smell like absolute rear end ?

What on earth do you do with your bottles dude?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
In WWII there was a superstition that you could only use a match to light a single cigarette because if multiple people lit up from the same match then if one of them died death would come for the others. This was made up by match companies to sell more matches.

The bizarre amount of myths, health scares, and urban legends about reusing plastic bottles are almost definitely created by bottled water companies for the same reason.

working mom
Jul 8, 2015

Sleeveless posted:

In WWII there was a superstition that you could only use a match to light a single cigarette because if multiple people lit up from the same match then if one of them died death would come for the others. This was made up by match companies to sell more matches.

The bizarre amount of myths, health scares, and urban legends about reusing plastic bottles are almost definitely created by bottled water companies for the same reason.

Tbf that match thing came from the fear of snipers shooting if it was lit for too long by being passed around in ww1

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I don't buy many or reuse plastic bottles more than a couple of times because I don't live in a third world country where tap water is dangerous.

I think they get rank after a time no matter how much you rinse it. I'm certainly not using abrasives or boiling water to clean a plastic bottle. They're fine for travelling or watering the plants though

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Sleeveless posted:

In WWII there was a superstition that you could only use a match to light a single cigarette because if multiple people lit up from the same match then if one of them died death would come for the others. This was made up by match companies to sell more matches.

The bizarre amount of myths, health scares, and urban legends about reusing plastic bottles are almost definitely created by bottled water companies for the same reason.

"strike three off the same light" or something, yeah? there's a pre-code horror comic up on the Comic Book Archive that covers that story. I assumed it was due to a fear of burning your fingers. Interesting.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




working mom posted:

Tbf that match thing came from the fear of snipers shooting if it was lit for too long by being passed around in ww1 Afghanistan by British soldiers in the mid-1800s

This is an old superstition.

working mom
Jul 8, 2015

mllaneza posted:

This is an old superstition.

Huh i had no idea it went back that far, makes sense though

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Sleeveless posted:

In WWII there was a superstition that you could only use a match to light a single cigarette because if multiple people lit up from the same match then if one of them died death would come for the others. This was made up by match companies to sell more matches.

The bizarre amount of myths, health scares, and urban legends about reusing plastic bottles are almost definitely created by bottled water companies for the same reason.

The usage of matches by individual soldiers has literally no bearing on the billions of match boxes purchased by whatever military they're attached to. The idea that a superstition was started by a company to sell more matches by... making sure the people least responsible for the actual purchasing numbers use more of them is just plain stupid.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

working mom posted:

Tbf that match thing came from the fear of snipers shooting if it was lit for too long by being passed around in ww1

The version I heard was that you could light two, but not three.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1215391909855629313

Here's a thread of a bunch of Kickstarters CES poo poo.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

ishikabibble posted:

The usage of matches by individual soldiers has literally no bearing on the billions of match boxes purchased by whatever military they're attached to. The idea that a superstition was started by a company to sell more matches by... making sure the people least responsible for the actual purchasing numbers use more of them is just plain stupid.

My understanding is that it was common sense on combat, but the match companies caught into it and started the superstition in the civilian population to boost sales.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Waffleman_ posted:

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1215391909855629313

Here's a thread of a bunch of Kickstarters CES poo poo.

https://twitter.com/fitzy955/status/1215428797861957633?s=20

oh my god

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Karia posted:

My understanding is that it was common sense on combat, but the match companies caught into it and started the superstition in the civilian population to boost sales.

If you're in an environment where it's not safe to light three cigarettes on a match it's not safe to light one cigarette on a match or have any sort of illumination at all.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

unpacked robinhood posted:

Is it plastic ? Doesn't it smell like absolute rear end ?
Yes it's plastic. No, I don't stick it up my butt so it doesn't smell like it.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Someday all our jizz will be in the cloud with our porn

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer

unpacked robinhood posted:

I don't buy many or reuse plastic bottles more than a couple of times because I don't live in a third world country where tap water is dangerous.

I think they get rank after a time no matter how much you rinse it. I'm certainly not using abrasives or boiling water to clean a plastic bottle. They're fine for travelling or watering the plants though

I think they're talking about bottles designed to be reused, the kind you'd buy to fill with tap water and keep in your backpack and wash like a thermos after a couple of uses, not like a Coke or Aquafina bottle.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Phanatic posted:

If you're in an environment where it's not safe to light three cigarettes on a match it's not safe to light one cigarette on a match or have any sort of illumination at all.

The idea is that if there's a sniper watching, the flare from the first cigarette will catch his attention, and once he has his rifle pointed that way the later ones will give him a shot. The sniper already knows what general direction your trench is, so him seeing the first flare and then nothing else doesn't actually give anything.

It's an obsolete notion in a world of night vision hardware though.

is that good
Apr 14, 2012
Also, good luck getting people you drafted to quit smoking.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Allstone posted:

Also, good luck getting people you drafted to quit smoking.

Seems like it would be real easy to keep people in a loving WW1 trench from getting cigarettes if the government decides it wants them to quit smoking. Just, like, stop putting cigarettes in the ration packs.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
Since when did WWI brass give a drat about the bastards in the trenches?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

So my buds and I get cigarettes and we don’t have to live in a trench anymore?

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Facebook Aunt posted:

Seems like it would be real easy to keep people in a loving WW1 trench from getting cigarettes if the government decides it wants them to quit smoking. Just, like, stop putting cigarettes in the ration packs.

Actually, probably not. The soldiers were rotated out of the trenches pretty regularly: I think it was something like a week back for training, a week in the supply lines, a week in the rear trenches, a week on the frontline, repeat. You'd just get a black market with people buying them in the rear and smuggling them to the front.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

:gizz: FEELING TIRED WALKING AROUND FOR HOURS?

:shobon: Why yes, my feet are actually-

:gizz: COME SIT AT THE SPERM COUCH THEN!

:barf:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
If you ran a blacklight on the cream colored couch it would look like Chernobyl

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Alan Smithee posted:

If you ran a blacklight on the cream colored couch it would look like Chernobyl
Chairnobyl
Cumnobyl
Fuk-u-shima cumnami site

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Facebook Aunt posted:

Seems like it would be real easy to keep people in a loving WW1 trench from getting cigarettes if the government decides it wants them to quit smoking. Just, like, stop putting cigarettes in the ration packs.

The world would definitely be a better place if that happened, because there'd definitely been a revolution along the entire Western Front.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think the 'three on a match' line of thought was that the first cigarette gets the sniper's attention, the second confirms it, and the third is when they can take the shot.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Everytime you light a cigarette and don't immediately throw the match/zippo/candle/whatever to ground, a soldier somewhere in the world gets shot by the sniper ghost :ghost:

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Reminds me of the old Spike Milligan gag where every time a soldier lit a British cigarette they would get hit by German artillery but if they lit a German cigarette they would get hit by allied artillery instead.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Reminds me of the old Spike Milligan gag where every time a soldier lit a British cigarette they would get hit by German artillery but if they lit a German cigarette they would get hit by allied artillery instead.

The Goon Show is a classic of a kind you could only get on the radio.

And yes, that's what it was called.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Reminds me of the old Spike Milligan gag where every time a soldier lit a British cigarette they would get hit by German artillery but if they lit a German cigarette they would get hit by allied artillery instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Vg2S3S8W0&t=287s

"...any questions?"

e: It's years since I've listened to the Goons and I'd forgotten just how demented they were, that's my listening for the next few days sorted.

goddamnedtwisto has a new favorite as of 12:43 on Jan 10, 2020

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
That's the one. I haven't heard it since I was a kid.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I could see this (the below one) at an amusement park fun house, but no doubt they're trying to sell it as serious health tech
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1215413847298756608

the 'you new mobile desk' would be real handy for long toilet sessions though

Nenonen has a new favorite as of 12:55 on Jan 10, 2020

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

klafbang posted:

LOL, really nails down that ink cartridges are purely a tax on those stupid/environmentally conscious enough to not just get a new printer when the old one’s empty.
You mean those who haven't trashed their useless, expensive inkjet and just gotten a cheap b/w laser. Toner isn't cheaper, but at least it doesn't go bad when you haven't printed anything for a month.

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