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https://twitter.com/OriginalYoni/status/1215394525444825088 Here it is in tweet form to save people a click.
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Jan 10, 2020 12:30
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not sure where else to post this but its an interesting read and wasn't paywalled for me https://twitter.com/muradahmed/status/1215591806362181632?s=20
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Jan 10, 2020 12:39
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Jose posted:not sure where else to post this but its an interesting read and wasn't paywalled for me Fascinating read, and some parts were  levels. "Some [players] even balk at drinking a bottle of water at half-time, although a marathon runner might drink 11 bottles during a race" just seems loving insane to me. If I don't drink properly while at the gym I start feeling like poo poo real quick, although admittedly I am 42 and not a pro footballer. But it still seems insane that these players have such little understanding of their bodies.
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Jan 10, 2020 14:10
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reminder that Jamie Vardy drank port from a lucozade bottle every night because it made him nice and sleepy
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Jan 10, 2020 14:28
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Vardy must be one of the most insufferable people to train with. As he bounces around the gym calling everyone "Plebs" for working out whilst lapping on a 2L bottle of white lightning and smoking a cig
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Jan 10, 2020 14:32
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oliwan posted:reminder that Jamie Vardy drank port from a lucozade bottle every night because it made him nice and sleepy Also, port is both cool and good.
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Jan 10, 2020 14:34
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“I fill a small plastic water or Lucozade bottle to halfway and just sip the port while watching television." “It tastes like Ribena to me, and it helps me switch off and get to sleep a bit easier the night before a game.” :3
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Jan 10, 2020 14:39
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They missed out on the most important restorative, the half time fag supplied by the kit man.
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Jan 10, 2020 15:48
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Der Shovel posted:Fascinating read, and some parts were i have played a lot of football with russians who think drinking water while playing sport is dangerous and will instead have a cup of tea during a break
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Jan 10, 2020 16:04
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oliwan posted:“I fill a small plastic water or Lucozade bottle to halfway and just sip the port while watching television." lol of course the equivalent of 5 shots of spirits knocks you out
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Jan 10, 2020 16:11
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Butterfly Valley posted:lol of course the equivalent of 5 shots of spirits knocks you out Pussy
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Jan 10, 2020 16:13
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Shrapnig posted:Pussy An signed empty quote. Mate...
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Jan 10, 2020 16:16
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Butterfly Valley posted:lol of course the equivalent of 5 shots of spirits knocks you out drat, when Jamie Vardy reads this I bet he'll feel completely owned
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Jan 10, 2020 16:17
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CyberPingu posted:An signed empty quote. Mate... 
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Jan 10, 2020 16:19
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Shrapnig posted:Pussy I’m way over the hill these days m9 Anyway obviously 5 shots is not a crazy amount of booze but nor is it a gentle nightcap
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Jan 10, 2020 16:21
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Butterfly Valley posted:I’m way over the hill these days m9 5 shots the night before a football match would render me useless the next day, and I’m not playing professional football like our pal Jamie
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Jan 10, 2020 16:26
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lucozade bottles are 380ml not 500
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Jan 10, 2020 17:24
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Jose posted:lucozade bottles are 380ml not 500 Eh? No they arent. The sport ones and the normal fizzy ones are both 500ml You get fridge packs that are 380mls though I want to believe hes using the 1L bottles though CyberPingu fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Jan 10, 2020 |
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Jan 10, 2020 17:26
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i like to think he’s mixing the port with lucozade
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Jan 10, 2020 18:18
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He's drinking a pint of wine with his m9 Big Sam
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Jan 10, 2020 21:30
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Mrenda posted:They missed out on the most important restorative, the half time fag supplied by the kit man. 
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What are they even trying to accomplish by kneeling in front of the wall like this??
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Jan 12, 2020 09:58
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Tongues posted:What are they even trying to accomplish by kneeling in front of the wall like this?? I *think* the idea is to disguise the moment the ball is hit and/or the direction it's going to stop the wall timing their jump properly or the keeper seeing what side it's going. There was a little vogue of teams doing that with players standing in about that position for that reason, but the problem is that they couldn't time their duck out of the way in time, so some genius thought "well what if they kneel"?
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Jan 12, 2020 10:05
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Its seems bizarre that some presumably at least semi-professional athletes didn't realise that jumping from a kneeling position is literally impossible
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Jan 12, 2020 10:10
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I mean, they're not trying to jump, their purpose is obfuscation which they carried out a little too well
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Jan 12, 2020 11:01
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Butterfly Valley posted:I mean, they're not trying to jump, their purpose is obfuscation which they carried out a little too well I meant to jump out of the way at the last second, otherwise they're literally just more bodies in front of the goal
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Jan 12, 2020 11:12
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That's literally the (stupid) point, they're not supposed to be in the flight of the ball, they're meant to block the other team from seeing when the ball is struck
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Jan 12, 2020 11:35
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Butterfly Valley posted:That's literally the (stupid) point, they're not supposed to be in the flight of the ball, they're meant to block the other team from seeing when the ball is struck 
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Jan 12, 2020 11:42
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They're only getting hit if it's going to hit the wall behind them anyway.
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Jan 12, 2020 11:53
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Ollie McBurnie's had a busy few days, after scoring the winner on Friday: Porn star Elle Brooke promises Sheffield United star Oli McBurnie will ‘enjoy’ weekend after controversial West Ham win Today he's in with the Swansea fans at Cardiff sporting a tasteful gold Stone Island jacket: https://twitter.com/SwanseaCity_fc/status/1216339120529838082
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Jan 12, 2020 13:52
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At least we know he isn't driving. On the coaches with the rest of the fans for the bubble trip. The streets are safe.
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Jan 12, 2020 13:57
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JingleBells posted:Ollie McBurnie's had a busy few days, after scoring the winner on Friday: Porn star Elle Brooke promises Sheffield United star Oli McBurnie will ‘enjoy’ weekend after controversial West Ham win Golden Shower Girls 2
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Jan 12, 2020 14:03
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Jan 12, 2020 14:36
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:Golden Shower Girls 2 Anyone got a link
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Bape Culture posted:Anyone got a link https://www.whitehouse.gov
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