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Zoran posted:I think the funniest interpretation of TROS is that Palpatine said he would be able to possess Rey if she killed him, and she did, so the figure we see at the end is ol’ Sheev now walking around in the body of a 20-year-old woman Movie should have ended with Rey looking into the camera with an evil smirk and yellow eyes and a Vincent Price laugh.
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Old woman: What's your name? Rey: Rey. Old woman: You don't have a last name? Rey: *looks at ghosts of Luke and Leia, and smiles* Rey Palpatine Luke: WHAT THE F THE END
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Applewhite posted:I thought they couldn’t figure their way through the evil cloud or whatever. Nah the evil cloud was in space and requires an evil triangle to navigate They also needed a special tower to tell them how to go in the opposite direction of the ground They also crash and die when palpy dies This script is like, sub prequel levels lmao
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Alan_Shore posted:Old woman: What's your name? Old woman who was there just completely randomly.
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Jan 10, 2020 14:09
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When I'm an old man I'm going to hang out around abandoned houses and unmarked graves and ask in a mysterious voice the name of anyone who shows a mild interest in the site.
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Or I'll yell something cryptic about the house's former occupants like "they're gone" or "some secrets should stay buried."
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Mooey Cow posted:Movie should have ended with Rey looking into the camera with an evil smirk and yellow eyes and a Vincent Price laugh. 
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Jan 10, 2020 14:19
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Shbobdb posted:I feel like we need to revisit the mofferance from Star Wars. JJ Abrams apparently felt the same way, but he made it much more radicool because instead of just choking the guy, Kylo Ren slammed him into the ceiling! Gnarly!
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Jan 10, 2020 14:52
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Applewhite posted:Old woman who was there just completely randomly. Old woman is the viewer after sitting through this train wreck.
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Jan 10, 2020 14:58
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Applewhite posted:Old woman who was there just completely randomly. That old woman's name? Al'brt Eynstyn.
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Jan 10, 2020 15:37
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"What's your name?" "Rey." "No your full name." "The gently caress do you care?" "I dunno." (John Williams end theme)
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Imagine seeing only ROTJ and then this film. It's the same movie done worse.
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Jan 10, 2020 15:49
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lol I just was reminded that we never heard what Finn was supposed to confess to Rey. Holy poo poo what a slipshod film.
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Applewhite posted:lol I just was reminded that we never heard what Finn was supposed to confess to Rey. JJ said it was supposed to be "I'm Force-sensitive" which feels like a JKR-rear end retcon. He was embarassed to admit it in front of Poe? It was going to be his dying declaration?
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Jan 10, 2020 16:04
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Finn was gonna say that he has the space clap and Rey needs to get tested.
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palp needs to stop zapping his own rear end. what a dummy lol
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Excelsior posted:palp needs to stop zapping his own rear end. what a dummy lol Don’t kinkshame
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Owlbear Camus posted:JJ said it was supposed to be "I'm Force-sensitive" which feels like a JKR-rear end retcon. He was embarassed to admit it in front of Poe? It was going to be his dying declaration? Nothing's gayer than feeling the Force
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:Nothing's gayer than feeling the Force It binds and penetrates us
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Rey... I'm force sensitive Jesus christ Finn, Why didn't you use the force this whole time? It would have been really useful!
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skasion posted:It binds and penetrates us Feel the force thrusting through you.
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Applewhite posted:I love all the star destroyers just self-destruct when the emperor dies this is the climax of every sci-fi action movie and i hate it
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Jan 10, 2020 16:34
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Alan_Shore posted:Old woman: What's your name? Old woman: What's your name? Rey: Rey. Old woman: You don't have a last name? Rey: *looks at ghosts of Luke and Leia, and smiles* Rey Stantz, I'm a ghosbuster Luke: WHAT THE F Rey: *blasts the poo poo out of some old lameass ghosts*
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Jan 10, 2020 17:42
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What's your name? Rey. No, your full name. Rey'd Shadow Legends. Have you heard about the world's most popular game on mobile? If you follow my link before January 31st, you can get a free 10,000 silver, and-
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Old woman: What's your name? Rey: Rey. Old woman: You don't have a last name? Rey: Rey Park. *grows horns, ignites the other side of her lightsaber and cuts her in half*
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Jan 10, 2020 17:53
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Sydin posted:What's your name?
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Sydin posted:What's your name? This was funny when I read it on YouTube comments section a week ago you FRAUD!
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Moola posted:This was funny when I read it on YouTube comments section a week ago you FRAUD! lol slowpoke I read it in youtube comments multiple weeks ago. 
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anyway sorry you're right apologies to youtube user xXxdankstein69xXx for stealing your joke.
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Old woman: What's your name? Rey: Rey. Old woman: You don't have a last name? Rey: Rey Sk- Old woman: *pulls off mask, revealing her to be Dwayne Johnson* IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!
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Old Woman: What's your name? Rey: Rey Old Woman: No, your full name Rey: Rey ... Parker, Jr! : 
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Rey Romano
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Old Woman: What's your name? Rey: Rey Old Woman: No, your full name Rey: I'm Rey... <whips out a piano, puts on sunglasses> REY CHARLES <plays "You Don't Know Me">
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Old Woman: What's your name? Rey: Rey. Old Woman: You don't have a last name? Rey: Rey Skywalker. Old Woman: As from Beru Skywalker? *Rey looks at Force Luke, who nods at her* Rey: Er, yes. Old Woman: SHE WAS A WHORE THAT ONE!
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Sydin posted:anyway sorry you're right apologies to youtube user xXxdankstein69xXx for stealing your joke.
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Old Woman: What's your name? Rey: Rey. Old Woman: Can I call you Jay? Rey: You can call me Rey, you can call me Jay, or you can call me
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Chomp8645 posted:Rey Romano Rey Mando when she takes off the mandalorian helmet people are going to flip
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Owlbear Camus posted:JJ said it was supposed to be "I'm Force-sensitive" which feels like a JKR-rear end retcon. He was embarassed to admit it in front of Poe? It was going to be his dying declaration? I will say, as lame as this reveal would have been and the fact he wouldn't tell Poe makes no sense, there are a couple comments made in the movie that hint at this and I was pretty sure that was the confession before you just verified it for me.
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