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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


















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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


why yes, I am a Pisces

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I refuse to believe some of these are sincerely made


Pancakes with a bunch of hot dogs and green beans in mayo. Garnished with an entire half a peach.

Normal.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/vYPX7SJ.mp4

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

this is a cult. that's human meat.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mymla posted:

this is a cult. that's human meat.

the night time is the right time


gently caress the sun, long live the loving Beast

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Pizza Man.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Iron Crowned posted:

Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Mestre da Pizza.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
pizsommar

heretipizza

the pizzas advocate

the wicker pizza

rosemary pizza

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
something pizza this way comes

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



THE PIZZ


Data Graham posted:

Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Mestre da Pizza.

cowbeef
Apr 21, 2010

Is this the day of reckoning that was foretold?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


Ah, my new diet.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RoboRodent posted:

Ah, my new diet.

I assume the cocaine is taken as a given

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

RoboRodent posted:

Ah, my new diet.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7xjxbe/i-tried-a-70s-diet-where-i-only-ate-eggs-and-white-wine-for-three-days

https://www.thekitchn.com/wine-egg-diet-helen-gurley-brown-262223

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Lmao, that vice article is great

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


I spent two weeks making pho for dinner every single night to learn all the elements and how to bring them together.

That picture... It angers me to my core.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
A real pho pas

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Fishstick posted:

A real pho pas

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Made ducknaise with a duck egg and duck fat. It feels like I crossed a karmic line somewhere.





Not pictured, remembering I have a food processor 5 minutes into the whisking process and swapping to that.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

.Z. posted:

Made ducknaise with a duck egg and duck fat. It feels like I crossed a karmic line somewhere.

Mother and child, eventually reunited.

Thank you

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Ror posted:

If you don't like mayo pizza then you get this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

Can someone with experience in brazilian pizzas please help me understand this?

the shredded chicken and mayo I can kinda understand cause that's like chicken salad....but the loose corn?!?!whyyyyy

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Noslo posted:

Can someone with experience in brazilian pizzas please help me understand this?

the shredded chicken and mayo I can kinda understand cause that's like chicken salad....but the loose corn?!?!whyyyyy

cuts it with a paint scraper and tosses a whole three olives onto it

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Dabir posted:

three olives onto it
Maybe one pizza rule. That would be a very toxic pizza.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

fools, you've arrived too late! the ritual is complete! HE RISES!

https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/670242606358622209

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Noslo posted:

Can someone with experience in brazilian pizzas please help me understand this?

the shredded chicken and mayo I can kinda understand cause that's like chicken salad....but the loose corn?!?!whyyyyy

The white stuff isn't mayo, it's Requeijão which I've seen described as Brazilian cream cheese.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

.Z. posted:

The white stuff isn't mayo, it's Requeijão which I've seen described as Brazilian cream cheese.

It’s sort of midway between cream cheese and mascarpone in flavor.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

thank you. i think i can live with that


But I sincerely hope that the big Papa's reckoning is bringing pizza justice to brazil's den of evil

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...


I was at that buffet when those ran out. Apparently they're in high demand as I was told not to speak since they knew what I was saying and they didn't need my reasons. Other people must have complained already.

Also, enjoy! https://streamable.com/3uxum

PiratePing
Jan 3, 2007

queck

.Z. posted:

Made ducknaise with a duck egg and duck fat. It feels like I crossed a karmic line somewhere.

Stealing this to impress my southwest French in-laws

Christmas dinner starts by opening a huge can of confit de canard and then drowning every single side dish in the fat except the foie gras, which is fried in goose fat. Not AFP at all, but try to tell that to your guts...

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

PiratePing posted:

except the foie gras, which is fried in goose fat

WTF. Foie gras is already pure fat, what kind of mad man would add more fat to the pan? I'm sorry but your in laws are dishonoring French cooking

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

WTF. Foie gras is already pure fat, what kind of mad man would add more fat to the pan? I'm sorry but your in laws are dishonoring French cooking

Um

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



SpaceGoatFarts posted:

WTF. Foie gras is already pure fat, what kind of mad man would add more fat to the pan? I'm sorry but your in laws are dishonoring French cooking

Have you cooked it before?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Have you cooked it before?

All the time. You never add fat when cooking a foie gras. You just sear it in a pan and it immediately renders fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBO2a590Pug

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Fair enough! (haven't had it for awhile)

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

d3lness posted:

I was at that buffet when those ran out. Apparently they're in high demand as I was told not to speak since they knew what I was saying and they didn't need my reasons. Other people must have complained already.

I am having serious issues parsing what you are saying here. You went up to tell them they were out of donut holes and they told you "don't speak, we know what you're saying and we don't need your reasons"?

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

PiratePing posted:

Stealing this to impress my southwest French in-laws

Christmas dinner starts by opening a huge can of confit de canard and then drowning every single side dish in the fat except the foie gras, which is fried in goose fat. Not AFP at all, but try to tell that to your guts...

Just a word of warning, what I did probably wasn’t the best way to go about it. If I did it again, I’d probably cut the duck fat with an oil of some kind. As currently I do need to let it come to room temp in order to be spreadable.

PiratePing
Jan 3, 2007

queck
E: ^^That makes sense!

You're completely right, but which part of my post makes you think "too much fat" is in grandma's vocabulary?

You sop it up with crunchy bread to feed to people passing through the kitchen or save it to cook the peas in the next day. Maybe make a gravy. Don't let it go to waste now! Remember The War!

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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d3lness posted:

I was at that buffet when those ran out. Apparently they're in high demand as I was told not to speak since they knew what I was saying and they didn't need my reasons. Other people must have complained already.

Also, enjoy! https://streamable.com/3uxum

A likely story.

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