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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Bearjew posted:

i now leave it to the jury to decide Mayor Dave's guilt

the jury is impaneled as follows:

drygoods
pohl
spiderhyphenman
mayor dave
inspector hound
triple sulk
sir tonk

guilty for not believing in president bernard sanders

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punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
Bernie please make a statement condemning the disgusting pervert tortoise asap. Not a good look

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

trump thread is all about content volume, not quality (presidential!)

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





dads friend steve posted:

trump thread is all about content volume, not quality (presidential!)

cures what ails ya!!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Rabid Snake posted:

add some commentary to your posts at least.

its obnoxious. you're a copy and paste poster

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



the jury only requires a majority, not a unanimous verdict

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

DoombatINC posted:

cures what ails ya!!



Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Bearjew posted:

i now leave it to the jury to decide Mayor Dave's guilt

the jury is impaneled as follows:

drygoods
pohl
spiderhyphenman
mayor dave
inspector hound
triple sulk
sir tonk

guilty

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Trump is a quantity by LBS president, none are a better value per vote.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



The Ape of Naples posted:

Bernie isn't even going to be the nominee.

this is notice that you are being prosecuted under Section 69.420(69) of the C-SPAM Code, "Conspiracy to Make Unfaithful Statements About Bernard Sanders"

the crime charged against the principal co-conspirator, Mayor Dave, is violation of Section 69.420. in this court, conviction of your co-conspirator will result in your conviction and a sentence of no less than 6 hours of probation

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Bearjew posted:

this is notice that you are being prosecuted under Section 69.420(69) of the C-SPAM Code, "Conspiracy to Make Unfaithful Statements About Bernard Sanders"

the crime charged against the principal co-conspirator, Mayor Dave, is violation of Section 69.420. in this court, conviction of your co-conspirator will result in your conviction and a sentence of no less than 6 hours of probation

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
simple copy and paste poster brother

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bearjew posted:

i now leave it to the jury to decide Mayor Dave's guilt

the jury is impaneled as follows:

drygoods
pohl
spiderhyphenman
mayor dave
inspector hound
triple sulk
sir tonk

this is a kangaroo court

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Stork

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



DryGoods posted:

this is a kangaroo court

please don't make light of the situation in australia

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



DryGoods posted:

this is a kangaroo court
Shut up shut up shut up.

Sit up sit up sit up

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

DryGoods posted:

this is a kangaroo court

hop to it!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Hell yeah, but that's because he has obviously mastered horny utterly over the years, allowing no horny influence over thought or deed even as his species dwindled to nothing then at the last moment tapping this now highly concentrated horniness with laserlike focus to impregnate almost the entire remaining population with ruthless efficiency, before wandering off again for a few decades to do whatever one does after such a feat. Rehydrate first I guess

The look in his eye says "Yeah, I gently caress. But only as and when my people's continued survival depends upon it, and I'm not doing anything else."

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Trump

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Rabid Snake posted:

add some commentary to your posts at least.

its obnoxious. you're a copy and paste poster

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

its poo poo like the rest of the idiots posting his name or misspellings of it desperately trying to get someone to quote them. Ignore people, hope this helps

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

stuffed crust punk posted:

yeah joe's q poo poo loving sucks rear end

:wrong:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bearjew posted:

i now leave it to the jury to decide Mayor Dave's guilt

the jury is impaneled as follows:

drygoods
pohl
spiderhyphenman
mayor dave
inspector hound
triple sulk
sir tonk

what did he do?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bearjew posted:

please don't make light of the situation in australia

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

its poo poo like the rest of the idiots posting his name or misspellings of it desperately trying to get someone to quote them. Ignore people, hope this helps

what the gently caress is this post?
just lmao why are you even here?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Sir Tonk posted:

what did he do?

Mayor Dave is charged with violation of Section 69:420 of the C-SPAM Code for the following post:

Mayor Dave posted:

There will be no Bernie presidency

I am pro Bernie and I take not pleasure in reporting this

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


What the gently caress

Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

Sir Tonk posted:

what did he do?

Denied the inevitably of Bernie

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
bearjew resign

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Lawman 0 posted:

What the gently caress

turp!

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
not guilty

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

its poo poo like the rest of the idiots posting his name or misspellings of it desperately trying to get someone to quote them. Ignore people, hope this helps

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

tfw someone quotes me.... drat!! Here's one for you bud

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Scrub-Niggurath posted:

totally floored that the mike Bloomberg for president rally is attended by a menagerie of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet

yeah, the source of every problem currently facing america is out-of-touch billionaires so why not put one directly in charge?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

God I wish people would quote me

Eleven Eleven
Nov 12, 2016

That DICK! posted:

God I wish people would quote me

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
Dreaming of a more compassionate cspam where we all quote each other constantly and passionately

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



punished milkman posted:

Dreaming of a more compassionate cspam where we all quote each other constantly and passionately

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



ignore lists are unconstitutional

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Only 2?

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


dang this thread is going to die if we keep probating everyone with posting advice

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