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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Mods rename me to "beclown the world"

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Screaming Idiot posted:

on a whim i looked it up and it evolves into an abominable snowman crab with fur

pokemon is wonderfully stupid

Like most of the craziest Pokemon it's based on a real thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horsehair_crab

Also the woodpecker evolves into a toucan because they're closely related in real life

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

"beclown the world" is the most "I took a single semester of writing and now I've decided I'm The Second Coming of The Bard" phrase ever

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

so is jizz like WD40 for this door?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/itsbirdemic/status/1215994902837911559

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

https://demcastusa.com/2019/12/09/meet-the-candidate-maite-salazar-missouri/

Maite Salazar posted:

My opponent is a centrist, corporate Democrat who does not support progressive policies, misses almost twice the votes of the average representative, and only introduced one bill last session. We need new representation who lives and works within the community, who is dedicated to being a strong voice in Congress.









https://twitter.com/RachelRGonzalez/status/1215676573132775425?s=20

https://twitter.com/MaiteSalazar4MO/status/1215690637661609986?s=20

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



“Beclown” was a mega popular blogger word like 10 years ago, guess we’re trying to make it happen again

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
"Beclown" is my new favorite word, thank you insane Catholic lady. I still think we should burn down your churches and redistribute your stolen wealth though.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Like most of the craziest Pokemon it's based on a real thing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horsehair_crab

Also the woodpecker evolves into a toucan because they're closely related in real life

More like Cokémon am I right?

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
https://twitter.com/Charalanahzard/status/1216094111339438080

Twitter thirst golems are so weird

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

One of Australia's more prominent RWNJ's has taken to social media to claim that 4chan has proved Greta isn't real.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Mods, please give me a namechange to “Two avaricious adults in a trenchcoat”.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Inceltown posted:

One of Australia's more prominent RWNJ's has taken to social media to claim that 4chan has proved Greta isn't real.



It’s not even Michael Nesmith’s real hat either.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I've recently noticed that female comedians on Twitter have the worst reply guys
https://twitter.com/just_be_aware_/status/1216256478350278656?s=19

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Is reply guy just replying or horny replying? Because sometimes I get the impression that people post stuff on twitter just to get it out there and people aren't supposed to comment.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Katt posted:

Is reply guy just replying or horny replying? Because sometimes I get the impression that people post stuff on twitter just to get it out there and people aren't supposed to comment.

It's most often horny replying, but if you always make innocuous comments on things girls post, you're a reply guy. Twitter isn't amateur improv night, you don't always have to say "yes and."

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Skwirl posted:

It's most often horny replying, but if you always make innocuous comments on things girls post, you're a reply guy. Twitter isn't amateur improv night, you don't always have to say "yes and."

Na I was thinking more like Popehat and some Nib artists :v:

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Katt posted:

Is reply guy just replying or horny replying? Because sometimes I get the impression that people post stuff on twitter just to get it out there and people aren't supposed to comment.

All replies are horny replies.... All Replies.

:wink:

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Katt posted:

Is reply guy just replying or horny replying? Because sometimes I get the impression that people post stuff on twitter just to get it out there and people aren't supposed to comment.

Not-horny replies usually end in some kind of odd insult like "fucko" or "idiota". Horny replies never have something to break the tension of someone just laying on a thick, thick compliment.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Not-horny replies usually end in some kind of odd insult like "fucko" or "idiota". Horny replies never have something to break the tension of someone just laying on a thick, thick compliment.

I think you're hot as hell in the morning.

Fucko.

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Counterpoint: Chris Cizilla or everyone else on CNN or Fox News or


... fucko?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Skwirl posted:

I think you're hot as hell in the morning.

Fucko.

See, it’s way less gross when you put an obscenity at the end!

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Fresh ISOM! Just found a wee goldmine!



Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Every time I have replied to the Jack In The Box Twitter it has been 100% driven by lust.

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.

Push El Burrito posted:

Every time I have replied to the Jack In The Box Twitter it has been 100% driven by lust.

this is...perfect?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I have more respect to guys that reply to porn stars with their real names than I do for people who try to add new punchlines to Brandy Jensen jokes or whatever.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
~whiiite people~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmyF-DBIq2I
https://twitter.com/banders03/status/1216360386670231554?s=19

Punkin Spunkin has a new favorite as of 16:30 on Jan 12, 2020

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


just say uppity already

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

hawowanlawow posted:

just say uppity already
It's turning into some alien v predator poo poo now

https://twitter.com/BoobPunchTina/status/1216376706820427778?s=19

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Be racist in a more plausibly deniable way!

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

slinkimalinki posted:

The fact that the rest of the royal family appear to find this more distressing than finding out that Prince Andrew raped a trafficking victim is a fairly damning indictment

Excuse me, do you know how anti-Semitic it is to attack Epstein and people who associates with him? Have we learned nothing from Corbyn? :rolleyes:

Dr Christmas has a new favorite as of 19:06 on Jan 12, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Fresh ISOM! Just found a wee goldmine!





Replying to @OscarsWild1 @AanthanurDC and 46 others

Groupchat on Twitter is not how to live your life son.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/AMilitantAgnost/status/1216456117850689541


:raise:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Wow, something even more annoying than a militant Atheist.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxDvjWTCmIY

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Skwirl posted:

Wow, something even more annoying than a militant Atheist.

Huh, someone even the violently faithful and faithless can agree to kill horribly, never thought I'd see that.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Less for the content, more for the inevitable oh so original responses.

https://twitter.com/danielmarans/status/1216407399780835329

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Nice.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Why do people think doing this is funny?

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Time for a Roadhouse reference instead.

Also they would have said "nearly $70,000" but that's not funny.

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