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Oh it’s a delivery notice. Google translate gets the SS spirit though:
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Uhhh FV I also got a notification from FedEx Canada that your shipment has been delayed to the 14th for some reason? But at least it’s in Canada now. I didn’t order you anything from Finland so that’s not from me.
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FrozenVent posted:Oh it’s a delivery notice. Google translate gets the SS spirit though: It's a notice that a parcel can be picked up from the post office or a parcel machine. If there is a long code in the mail you should PM it to the recipient so they can go and pick it up.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Uhhh FV I also got a notification from FedEx Canada that your shipment has been delayed to the 14th for some reason? But at least it’s in Canada now. I rerouted it to a pick-up counter for my convenience so no big worries
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Jan 8, 2020 17:25
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So Secret Satan sure delivered. A smashing shirt and a literal bag of dicks: 
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Jan 8, 2020 18:45
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Ceiling Fan, Juniper is now a Ninja 
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I have served my country for almost 2 decades. But now, for the first time, I truly feel that I've accomplished something that justifies my existence on this planet. Juniper is a Good Ninja.
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Shim did the second package show up?
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Yo, Naked Bear, your packaged touched down in Frankfurt on the 3rd, and "departed" from there supposedly, but I'm assuming customs may still be having a giant circular wankfest (as is standard German customs procedure) over it, otherwise I can't explain why it isn't here yet. I'll holler when it is.
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Two finger yeah I got the parcel notice in my box but the post office has been a mad house so I’ll get to it this afternoon or tomorrow.
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Jan 10, 2020 18:33
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Taking the metro home. Will open once I get home.
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And I’m home. Let’s see. Fun fact: the French translation says “gently caress it to prolong play!”    drat now I’ll have to get a dog!
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And also:  This is the best deck of cards ever.   This is the best SS ever, thanks PantslessWithWolves!  (I opened the enveloppe above the sink because it looked... glittery)
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Nice! When I learned Customs opened it up, I for sure thought they were going to confiscate the UNMAS deck of cards. Glad you enjoyed it, and sorry it took so long for me to send it out!
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They probably got excited because the custom paperwork said “toys, dog toys” Canadian customs tarifs toys and dog toys differently, you see.
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Jan 11, 2020 00:56
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Secret Satan Strikes again! Thanks to everyone who sent some stuff.
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Jan 11, 2020 04:02
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Who's still waiting on a gift? We must be getting close to being done
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Who's still waiting on a gift? We must be getting close to being done Me 
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I have had assurances that yours is on the way
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Right, contest has to close up soon too. Let's have some voting people.
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So as I mentioned the meter hasn't been calibrated since 1982. I just got off the phone to the National Radiation Laboratory to see if I could arrange to have it calibrated and had a very amusing conversation with them. When I called I said look it's picked up some readings and I was hoping to get it calibrated as I'm not sure it's accurate. The nice lady transferred me to another gentleman who asked me for the details of what the readings were and where I was when I noticed them, and I mentioned the meter hadn't been calibrated since 1982 so I wasn't sure if it was accurate. The guy let out an audible sigh of relief and said 'ok, you've been transferred through to the emergency line, I thought we might have a major incident on our hands.' Arc Light, you forever loving win every prize for genuinely scaring the poor scientists ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:So as I mentioned the meter hasn't been calibrated since 1982. I just got off the phone to the National Radiation Laboratory to see if I could arrange to have it calibrated and had a very amusing conversation with them. This is the best possible outcome of a Secret Satan Gift. Did you get it calibrated though?
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:The guy let out an audible sigh of relief and said 'ok, you've been transferred through to the emergency line, I thought we might have a major incident on our hands.' Another goon success story! FrozenVent posted:This is the best possible outcome of a Secret Satan Gift. ???
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I'm gonna send it away to be calibrated yeah. Couple week turnaround
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Hahahahha poor dude was probably legit scared for a second. The first time my counter started this weird chirp I was scared. Turns out it was set to alarm at about 100 CPM.
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No but really guys pick some winners or I'm gonna be arbitrary and people are gonna be mad. Also how many left?
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Deathy is still waiting but I have had confirmation that it's on its way. And I vote Arc Light for most thoughtful
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My gift still isn't here, but that's due to German fuckery I assume, so my Santa has my absolution. My vote is on Arc Light as well.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:My gift still isn't here, but that's due to German fuckery I assume, so my Santa has my absolution. Ok I'll query that one
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Duzzy: poo poo hit the fan here a couple of weeks ago, so Santee: the nice part of your gift is going out later this week. The "real" part of your gift hasn't been completed yet, but I said I'd do it and so help me, you're sure as poo poo gonna get this... thing even if I have to eat international shipping twice. That was a couple weeks ago so probably in transit
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I still don't know who my santa was. I know their real name, but not username. I really like my (partial?) gift. Thanks again mystery goon. I'm also really happy that StinkyPete has been playing the hell out of his gift.
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Arc Light’s gift was incredibly thoughtful and a nice gesture towards TF but frankly it deserves to win because it nearly caused panic over a potential nuclear emergency, which I think is a first for these Something Awful forums.
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