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Lightning Knight: Feb 24, 2012; Pray for Answer

taqueso posted:

I refuse to believe this is real for my own sanity

# ? Jan 13, 2020 23:58

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# ? May 26, 2024 06:22

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

Is he standing on the pile of snow that accumulates in a big parking lot?

# ? Jan 14, 2020 00:00

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

taqueso posted:

extremely cursed

# ? Jan 14, 2020 00:02

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

that kaitlin selfie might have been his peak

# ? Jan 14, 2020 00:03

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

taqueso posted:

that kaitlin selfie might have been his peak

was that before or after poop pants

# ? Jan 14, 2020 00:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Daikloktos posted:

# ? Jan 14, 2020 00:19

DoubleDonut: Oct 22, 2010; Fallen Rib

Michael Hell

# ? Jan 14, 2020 00:28

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

sag heil

# ? Jan 14, 2020 00:59

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

uber_stoat posted:

now what scene should I photoshop him into the background of 🤔

# ? Jan 14, 2020 01:10

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

taqueso posted:

stylesheet material

# ? Jan 14, 2020 01:12

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

# ? Jan 14, 2020 05:08

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

taqueso posted:

Lol when the selfie own came out we talked poo poo to him on twitter and he replied with weird sonic memes

# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:12

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

Sounds like you got trounced :iceburn:

# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:12

The Archaic: Jul 6, 2003; Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Mind_Taker posted:

howard schultz

"Risks the imagination of a new kind of possibility" is forever burned into my brain because it was so so incredibly, shockingly, profoundly dumb.

uber_stoat posted:

"Hey Google, show me what a thirsty boi looks like"

# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:14

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:19

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

it all feels like an andy kaufman bit

# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:26

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

uber_stoat posted:

# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:28

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

lmao

# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:29

Ugato: Apr 9, 2009; We're not?

ScrubLeague posted:

it all feels like an andy kaufman bit

it is except absolutely no one knows it�s a bit

# ? Jan 14, 2020 09:24

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

uber_stoat posted:

Is his name really "Heil" lmao?

# ? Jan 14, 2020 11:23

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Ugato posted:

it is except absolutely no one knows it’s a bit

Michael Heil is actually just another Nick Mullen alt

# ? Jan 14, 2020 13:59

TheWeepingHorse: Nov 20, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

Is his name really "Heil" lmao?

There's a sanitation company in Upstate NY (maybe elsewhere?) named Heil and it's funny to see garbage trucks with HEIL emblazoned on the side

# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:16

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

exmarx posted:

lol

# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:21

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

The Heil thing reminds me there's a nascar driver named Ryan Sieg and I'm just waiting for someone to mess up.

# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:42

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

MikeCrotch posted:

Michael Heil is actually just another Nick Mullen alt

It's very clearly Chris Farley.

# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:50

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

frankenfreak posted:

It's very clearly Chris Farley.

chris farley died 22 years ago

i bet this heil kid is about that age...

# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:59

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

Jerry Cotton posted:

Is his name really "Heil" lmao?

wait till you learn about j.a.wohl

# ? Jan 14, 2020 16:45

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Peanut Butler posted:

wait till you learn about j.a.wohl

# ? Jan 14, 2020 16:49

TropicalCoke: Feb 14, 2012

herman cain's bizarro 2012 ads

# ? Jan 14, 2020 18:21

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

TropicalCoke posted:

herman cain's bizarro 2012 ads

lol i was just thinking about this yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwawPMSJins

# ? Jan 14, 2020 18:58

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Peanut Butler posted:

wait till you learn about j.a.wohl

is a really his middle initial?! I knew he was ja. wohl but oh wow that's even worse

# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:23

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

this just popped into my head for the first time in awhile

# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:35

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Peanut Butler posted:

wait till you learn about j.a.wohl

Idgi

# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:44

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

paul_soccer12 posted:

Idgi

Jacob wohls make a German phrase of acknowledging orders now commonly associated with the third Reich

# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:46

paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Ohhhh ja vohl mein fuhrer I get it.i get jokes ahaha

# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:47

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

Subjunctive posted:

tax returns show income and not wealth, though?

debates are about one-liners that make for good sound bites, not a discussion of reality

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i assumed it was crimes stuff he wanted to avoid public scrutiny about yeah

also probably a good portion of embarrassing things like foreign investment in construction projects in places like russia and china

it probably would have looked bad if people realized that he was screaming about the Iran nuclear deal while building a fake hotel in Azerbaijan literally paid for in briefcases and duffel bags of cash for the purpose of laundering money to Qassem Soliemani to help fund ICBM guidance systems for the IGRC

Flavius Aetass posted:

chris farley died 22 years ago

i bet this heil kid is about that age...

i see him as the kid with the "I gently caress ON THE FIRST DATE" shirt all grown up.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wonder Woman was a women's ambassador at the UN

# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:57