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Always Sunny voice: "It didn't."
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Jan 14, 2020 05:30
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stealing that the next time someone tries to flirt with me, it's conversational preemptive nuclear strike
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Jan 14, 2020 05:47
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Cernunnos posted:Always Sunny voice: "It didn't." I'm imagining Frank screaming that.
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T-man posted:stealing that the next time someone tries to flirt with me, it's conversational preemptive nuclear strike "A long history of bureaucratic complacency and regulatory oversights has allowed me to get where I am today" 
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Jan 14, 2020 05:54
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It’s not even approaching the good end of tasteless, that’s just poo poo.
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Jan 14, 2020 05:54
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Push El Burrito posted:I'm imagining Frank screaming that. It's definitely Mac coming up with the pickup line, too.
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Jan 14, 2020 06:04
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E: poo poo, wrong thread
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Katt posted:You're all making me really self-conscious here about maybe dating a 23 year old girl when I'm 34, Hitting all the internal arguments I've been using to keep her at a distance. it's fine. you're fine. anyone who says otherwise is lame and up up waaaaaaaaaaaay up their own rear end
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Jan 14, 2020 06:08
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I'm dating a 23 year old at 26 AS WE POST ama
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Jan 14, 2020 06:12
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I'm dating a 23 year old at 26 AS WE POST ama why
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Jan 14, 2020 06:35
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Imagine thinking that Russel T Davies was capable of subtlety or writing a "well crafted story". Like, what are you comparing him to? Highschoolers' fanfiction?
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Jan 14, 2020 06:37
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Guilty posted:Ah yes, grimsby, the number one terrorist target in the world If this pans out, I think they'll find they discovered a wonderful way for people to get AWAY from Grimsby, not TO it.
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Jan 14, 2020 07:04
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Grimsby is one of the whitest towns in the UK. Totally coincidentally, it also had one the highest UKIP vote shares at the 2015 general election. Content: https://twitter.com/glinner/status/1216870477827801096?s=21 https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024?s=21
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Jan 14, 2020 07:30
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https://twitter.com/bcappelbaum/status/1216940469386608650?s=21
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Jan 14, 2020 07:31
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A three year age difference around your mid 20s seems like a really bizarre thing to judge when it comes to relationships and I can’t tell if people are being serious or not about this
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Jan 14, 2020 07:35
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Haha. https://twitter.com/themattdimitri/status/1216623809576357893?s=20
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Jan 14, 2020 07:36
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I'm dating a 23 year old at 26 AS WE POST ama Does anyone call her a grave robber?
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Jan 14, 2020 07:44
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Not an argument 
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Jan 14, 2020 07:52
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Right for the wrong reasons 
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Jan 14, 2020 08:19
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TinTower posted:Grimsby is one of the whitest towns in the UK. Totally coincidentally, it also had one the highest UKIP vote shares at the 2015 general election. he cant stop confirming he's the dumbest gently caress alive huh
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The original linked thread is great because it's like 15+ tweets of a guy going all CSI:Dumbfuck on the images and snitching on the Dr / Medical practice listed on the prescriptions, but somehow missing the obvious-as-gently caress photoshoppery.
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Jan 14, 2020 12:17
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The real risk of high speed rail between Grimsby and literally anywhere else is Grimsby instantly emptying
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That's a 10 year age gap, has anyone asked if she's being abused and is okay?
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Jan 14, 2020 13:07
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The Grimsby-London line is a bad idea. Two cities with such a huge median age gap shouldn't be together.
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Clerical Terrors posted:The Grimsby-London line is a bad idea. Two cities with such a huge median age gap shouldn't be together.
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T-man posted:good, become a volcel There’s an 11 year gap between my parents, and they’ve been married over 40 years. Content: https://twitter.com/magamania2018/status/1087506541413048320?s=21
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Jan 14, 2020 13:14
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Clerical Terrors posted:The Grimsby-London line is a bad idea. Two cities with such a huge median age gap shouldn't be together. Mind the Age Gap.
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Jan 14, 2020 13:51
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I know yelp reviews are cheating, but...
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Jan 14, 2020 13:54
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Amoeba102 posted:Suits are so emasculating. You're no man unless you wear camo all the time. Is a man in a suit or more less masculine if he puts on a TACTICAL BABY CARRIER?
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Jan 14, 2020 14:02
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there wolf posted:I know yelp reviews are cheating, but... now I'm just a humble country lawyer but entitled rambling lunacy on Yelp is a flavor of social media idiocy I personally cannot get enough of, and thereby ruled not cheating
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there wolf posted:I know yelp reviews are cheating, but... Long rambling insane moron reviews on Yelp, Trustpilot, etc. are the purest strain of online idiocy you're ever gonna find. We recently had one from someone who complained he never received anything... then when it turned out he never received his shipment because he never paid the invoice he complained that we wouldn't recompense him for the wasted time caused entirely by his own fuckup.
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there wolf posted:I know yelp reviews are cheating, but... I feel like I just had a stroke.
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Jan 14, 2020 14:58
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As soon as I saw females I knew it was gonna be good.
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Jan 14, 2020 15:32
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said the man who can't write a black person with anything other than jive talk and constant n-bombs.
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Jan 14, 2020 15:41
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I was listening to the audiobook of Shawshank Redemption and I figured I was safe in the drive-thru of a Wendy's with the window rolled down and then the narrator started using the N word. There are no Black people in the book version of the Shawshank Redemption and he still had to stick that word in there.
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Jan 14, 2020 16:07
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Pastry of the Year posted:now I'm just a humble country lawyer but entitled rambling lunacy on Yelp is a flavor of social media idiocy I personally cannot get enough of, and thereby ruled not cheating Your excellency I contend that we all could do with laughing some more at idiots on Yelp, Nextdoor, or Linkedin in our lives. If only because we really shouldn't be giving the Twitter idiots more of an audience these days.
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Krispy Wafer posted:I was listening to the audiobook of Shawshank Redemption and I figured I was safe in the drive-thru of a Wendy's with the window rolled down and then the narrator started using the N word. sir this is a hey, wait a sec
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