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angerbeet posted:1-888-SKIMBLESHANKSTHERAILWAYCAT
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wanna start a weed farm so i can invent the strain Skimbledank, the Railway Kush
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Jan 13, 2020 22:42
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The kush of the railway jaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
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Jan 13, 2020 23:08
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Watched the movie in Chinese Theater last night and others did end up showing up. Never seen an audience like this at any movie; it really makes it feel like a cultural event of our generation rejecting crap produced by the previous generation's executives. Everyone was young and drunk and cackling through the whole movie. One guy from the group in front of us left and came back, loudly announcing that he threw up. The movie itself and its jerky CG dancing felt like peering into one of these ads for five hours:   Shout outs to Rum Tum Tugger losing his role from the play almost entirely, yet the actor still sang his heart out from behind the foreground actors and managed to add a lot to the songs anyway. His talents were wasted in favor of Rebel Wilson and Judi Dench and Gandalf doing more flat not-singing talking, as often as possible throughout the movie's lyrics, by themselves, without backup singers. That really stood out as something I wasn't warned about in here. It's not just that Hooper is zooming in on ONE cat's face during each of the songs, it's that all the other actors' parts have been removed. In the stage play each song was a highly cooperative exercise; now it's all just solos, performed by some of the least talented soloists. For each uncomfortably long close-up or camera pan following one actor's jerky CG body, there was brilliant chemistry removed that would have existed between *multiple* cats riffing off of each other in the stage performance. Another thing the thread didn't warn me about was the gross leg scratching in the beginning. But I suppose the hosed up mice children appearing right afterwards made everyone forget. Now you can remember.
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Jan 14, 2020 00:59
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The thing that keeps reoccuring to me at random is that weird tongue thing and slurpy noise that Judi Dench The Cat did during the very very long Cat Is Not A Dog harangue.
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Jan 14, 2020 01:14
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I thought Rebel Wilson scratching her pussy cat crotch was a feature, not a flaw, of the movie. Hooper is all about close-ups of his stars.
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Jan 14, 2020 01:18
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I think this is all of our brains right now https://youtu.be/uauT-M6cHDU
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Jan 14, 2020 05:56
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YggiDee posted:I think this is all of our brains right now Toxoplasmosis?
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Jan 14, 2020 06:32
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So a local cinema is doing a double feature of Cats and Climax. I hope there's going to be ambulances outside,because just reading about it made me have to lie down for a bit.
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Jan 14, 2020 11:03
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Jan 14, 2020 11:25
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josh04 posted:Saw this and immediately brought it here. 
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Jan 14, 2020 12:37
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Thank you 1983 Cats Production for rehabilitating the image of Jennyanydots The Planet is dying, and that is why I should be the jellicle choice
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Jan 14, 2020 12:48
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canonically what happens to a jellicle cat if they just die and never get selected
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Jan 14, 2020 12:51
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Now that this is the Cats fan thread we can discuss our favourite background characters from the video version. Mine’s the one who sings “were you there when the pharaoh commissioned the Sphinx” Also when Rum Tum Tugger is singing you can see some of the older cats, including Skimbleshanks, disapproving of this hilarity and riot in the back. They’re in character all the time and it’s fun to watch.
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Jan 14, 2020 13:20
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Alan Smithee posted:canonically I think they get reincarnated anyway. Old Deuteronomy is said to have lived many lives in succession. Maybe the Choice thing just lets you pick out your new life? Who knows. My favourite background cat from the video version is that goofy little kitten who gets all overwhelmed by the Rum Tum Tugger, I think she portrays the way kittens get overexcited by stuff well.
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Jan 14, 2020 13:30
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Alan Smithee posted:canonically They talk about deuteronomy having many lives. The play is obsessed with 'kinds of cats" so maybe normally you are reborn the same character class and the choice lets you move to something else. Like when skimbleshanks dies he'll be a railroad cat in his next life too, but he could be a grumble cat if he wanted to retire.
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Jan 14, 2020 15:28
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Becoming the jellicle choice probably functions like completing a run and getting an ascension bonus in a roguelike
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Jan 14, 2020 15:37
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Becoming the jellicle choice probably functions like completing a run and getting an ascension bonus in a roguelike It also seems like deuteronomy has many lives and 9-99 grandchildren all in cat hell earth. They say the cat chosen gets a new life IN the heaviside layer. So I guess maybe a normal cat will resurrect 9 lives on earth and never escape. But the chosen can be born new in a new better world.
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Jan 14, 2020 16:25
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Becoming the jellicle choice probably functions like completing a run and getting an ascension bonus in a roguelike A roguelikelike at best.
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Jan 14, 2020 17:46
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:Now that this is the Cats fan thread we can discuss our favourite background characters from the video version. Mine’s the one who sings “were you there when the pharaoh commissioned the Sphinx” Jellylorum: not the mom the kittens deserved, but the mom they needed.
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Jan 14, 2020 19:37
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i'm a cats
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Jan 14, 2020 23:02
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Heard from a first-hand source tonight that there is a deleted scene where Jennyanydots urinates on camera, that was cut to make age certification. This is not a joke.
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Jan 15, 2020 00:01
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See, I can kind of understand the James Corden take on Bustopher Jones (even if I feel meh about it), but they just hosed Jennyanydots poo poo up. I think it would have made a poo poo-ton more sense to have Rebel Wilson lazying it up during the day, and then turn into a tyrannical schoolmarm that whips the cockroaches and mice into shape without feeling the need to eat them.
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Jan 15, 2020 00:39
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Also, petitioning to change the title to: CATS: Jennyanypiss Take is Real
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Jan 15, 2020 00:40
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josh04 posted:Heard from a first-hand source tonight that there is a deleted scene where Jennyanydots urinates on camera, that was cut to make age certification. This is not a joke. If this is true then there are probably other piss scenes in the movie that were cut. Hell I can think of like three places where you could add one.
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Jan 15, 2020 01:19
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overmind2000 posted:If this is true then there are probably other piss scenes in the movie that were cut. Hell I can think of like three places where you could add one. The 4D version of Cats gets a special surprise when Old Deuteronomy signals her approval of Gus' performance
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Jan 15, 2020 02:19
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Oh my god
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Jan 15, 2020 02:21
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Ferrinus posted:A roguelikelike at best. Considering the amount of garbage can food it’s actually a Beat em up
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Jan 15, 2020 06:26
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Skimbleshanks ascends in a dizzying, whirring spiral, pissing the entire time
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Jan 15, 2020 07:21
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#ReleaseThePissTake
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Jan 15, 2020 07:52
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Alan Smithee posted:Considering the amount of garbage can food it’s actually a Beat em up Catslevania.
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Jan 15, 2020 08:15
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gschmidl posted:Catslevania. Fatal Furry
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Jan 15, 2020 08:43
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River City Cats now picturing a Cats fighting game, you've already got the diverse and colourful cast with their own individual gimmicks.
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Jan 15, 2020 09:03
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A horror game where the various CATS jump out and chase you
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Jan 15, 2020 09:06
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Dumb Lowtax posted:A horror game where the various CATS jump out and sing at you
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Jan 15, 2020 09:16
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Dumb Lowtax posted:A horror game where the various CATS jump out SKIM. BLE. SHANKS. THE. RAIL. WAY. CAT.
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Jan 15, 2020 09:22
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Jan 15, 2020 09:35
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Dumb Lowtax posted:A horror game where the various CATS jump out and chase you sir Cats is already a Sega CD Full Motion Video title
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Jan 15, 2020 12:52
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More movies gifs and clips please! I'm gonna wait until I can watch this via other means, but goddamn does it look twisted. That cockroach scene is magic.
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henpod posted:More movies gifs and clips please! I'm gonna wait until I can watch this via other means, but goddamn does it look twisted. That cockroach scene is magic.         gently caress, I may have to see this movie a second time in theaters now... Edit: Can't believe I missed this one 
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