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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/startrekcbs/status/1216477275660488705 They are super cheap to make. That's the reason.
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TropicalCoke posted:1917 was ok. felt like a fairy tale set in WW1. weird how all the germans were evil regardless of context All Germans were bad until General MacArthur personally reclaimed the spear of destiny from Hitler, at which point his spell was broken and all Germans became good again.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 17:47 |
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TropicalCoke posted:1917 was ok. felt like a fairy tale set in WW1. weird how all the germans were evil regardless of context makes sense. sam mendez is defo too cowardly too go after the real murderers and criminals. the whole premise of some inbred fat noble officer caring enough about 1500 men to send people into danger to save them is completely absurd. no officer would've blinked an eye at losing 1500 people.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 17:53 |
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A real WWI story needs to be entirely about pointless death and cruelty inflicted on your own allies. So have the colonel order a squad to relay the vital message since the wires got broken, but then some rear echelon psycho arrests them and accuses them of deserting. The protagonists are about to be firing squadded, but get saved by German infiltrators who snipe the officer etc. Just a series of random and pointless events, and when they eventually get to the destination the general reveals that the 1500 casualties were part of the plan, since there is no other way to exhaust German munitions otherwise. They could steal a train at some point, that would be cool. While you're at it make my Wonder Woman adaptation where she fights for the Ottomans, because she only considers autocratic monarchies valid and the British tried to colonize her island.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 18:06 |
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Some Guy TT posted:these oscar nominations are bizarre after several months of the press downplaying joker and it getting snubbed nearly everywhere else how is it now somehow the frontrunner My hot take is they're making the Joker the frontrunneer so that whatever does win is "a surprise"
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MizPiz posted:My hot take is they're making the Joker the frontrunneer so that whatever does win is "a surprise" Best Picture 2019: Cats
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TropicalCoke posted:1917 was ok. felt like a fairy tale set in WW1. weird how all the germans were evil regardless of context I mean, maybe german troops shouldn't have massacred all those belgians if they were so concerned about their post-war legacy.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:19 |
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Looks like season 2 of lodge 49 and the terror just showed up on American Hulu. Final season of preacher too, though I kinda think I’m the only person in existence psyched about that last one
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 00:48 |
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mysterious frankie posted:Looks like season 2 of lodge 49 and the terror just showed up on American Hulu. Final season of preacher too, though I kinda think Im the only person in existence psyched about that last one its a loving travesty that lodge 49 is canceled
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:19 |
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Serf posted:its a loving travesty that lodge 49 is canceled I hope they get a streaming service to pick up the final two seasons. This is Terriers all over again.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:24 |
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mysterious frankie posted:I hope they get a streaming service to pick up the final two seasons. This is Terriers all over again. according to the showrunner the time has passed and everyone is free to move on to other projects. we're just getting a written postmortem at some point and that's it
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:28 |
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Serf posted:according to the showrunner the time has passed and everyone is free to move on to other projects. we're just getting a written postmortem at some point and that's it
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:42 |
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that picard show is going to suck massively we all know the problems with discovery intimately and the picard show will be that with picard sticking out of the side
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:45 |
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Over Easy posted:that picard show is going to suck massively Today I fell down a rabbit hole of reactionary nerd media youtube channels, because part of me hates myself and is addicted to rage. They all think that Picard is going to suck because Patrick Stewart is a socialist who wants to stay in the EU and because "woke" media is too preachy and continuity errors. I think Picard will likely suck for the same reasons you do, but I can't find any youtube channels that agree with me. I don't have any wider point except that this is depressing.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:56 |
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new Picard is going to suck because our childhood is dead and no amount of puffy Data can revive it.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:19 |
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probably still watch it if I can find it free tho.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:19 |
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i only just realized that picard is supposed to be a sequel story to next generation or more specifically nemesis and the events referenced in the jj abrams time travel reboot i had been assuming it was a prequel series the apparent complete unwillingness of anyone to explain what the plot of this show is going to be beyond that extremely bare bones background when its coming out in a week is not exactly setting off my optimism detector
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:23 |
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The Picard Show could kill off Picard the lamest way possible, and it'll probably still be a step up from Nemesis as an ending for the TNG generation.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 06:43 |
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Skellybones posted:A real WWI story needs to be entirely about pointless death and cruelty inflicted on your own allies. So have the colonel order a squad to relay the vital message since the wires got broken, but then some rear echelon psycho arrests them and accuses them of deserting. The protagonists are about to be firing squadded, but get saved by German infiltrators who snipe the officer etc. Just a series of random and pointless events, and when they eventually get to the destination the general reveals that the 1500 casualties were part of the plan, since there is no other way to exhaust German munitions otherwise. Just lack of communication is a universal thing in all wars and especially WWI. Have a unit that advanced a little too far and a little too fast for the timetable. Have an officer realize they're in an area where they're not supposed to be and they're about to be subjected to the mother of all artillery barrages and their pigeons are dead and their phone lines are cut (because it's WWI). So they send back a runner. He goes through all sorts of convoluted war adventures but gets back to HQ and gets his message in just a little too late. The end of the movie is our hero on a faraway hill watching his mates get blown up by high explosive in a horrible mistake. He's helpless, the system is helpless, his friends are helpless, and no one is really at fault. Also he's perversely happy because by chance he's somehow alive when they're all dead. War is just hosed up like that.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 06:49 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Just lack of communication is a universal thing in all wars and especially WWI. Have a unit that advanced a little too far and a little too fast for the timetable. Have an officer realize they're in an area where they're not supposed to be and they're about to be subjected to the mother of all artillery barrages and their pigeons are dead and their phone lines are cut (because it's WWI). So they send back a runner. He goes through all sorts of convoluted war adventures but gets back to HQ and gets his message in just a little too late. The end of the movie is our hero on a faraway hill watching his mates get blown up by high explosive in a horrible mistake. He's helpless, the system is helpless, his friends are helpless, and no one is really at fault. Also he's perversely happy because by chance he's somehow alive when they're all dead. War is just hosed up like that. IIRC this is basically Gallipolli.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 07:04 |
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https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1211905099091464193?s=20
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Just lack of communication is a universal thing in all wars and especially WWI. Have a unit that advanced a little too far and a little too fast for the timetable. Have an officer realize they're in an area where they're not supposed to be and they're about to be subjected to the mother of all artillery barrages and their pigeons are dead and their phone lines are cut (because it's WWI). So they send back a runner. He goes through all sorts of convoluted war adventures but gets back to HQ and gets his message in just a little too late. The end of the movie is our hero on a faraway hill watching his mates get blown up by high explosive in a horrible mistake. He's helpless, the system is helpless, his friends are helpless, and no one is really at fault. Also he's perversely happy because by chance he's somehow alive when they're all dead. War is just hosed up like that. I’d like to see this lighthearted romp of a ww1 book made into a movie: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/45878. it’s a firsthand account of a German landing party that is left by their ship on an island in the South Pacific. if you want spoilers (for a 105-year-old story), the author is Hellmuth von Mücke who has one of the driest senses of humor I’ve ever read and here’s a snippet: The Englishmen on the island were little pleased at the prospect, and begged permission, in case it should come to a battle, to withdraw to one of the other islands. Their request was granted. Accompanied by two of my signal men, I now took my station on the roof of the highest house to watch the fight between the two cruisers. As a whole, the Englishmen showed little interest in the conflict that was going on but a few thousand meters distant from the island. Other matters seemed to claim their attention. With an ingratiating smile one of them stepped up to our officers, who were head over ears in work down on the beach, and asked: “Do you play tennis?” It was an invitation which, under the circumstances, we felt compelled to decline.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 07:45 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I got suckered into buying a month of Starz. Should I watch Black Sails? I really enjoyed watching it. As mentioned, there are some weak episodes, but there are so many amazing ones as well. And everyone speaks in a great mixture of accents and dialects, there is no stupid-rear end "yarr me mateys yo ho shiver me timbers" movie pirate talk anywhere to be found. Great sets, costumes and casting. And so much eye candy for all orientations, if that's your thing.
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https://twitter.com/elsa_is_life/status/1216912175832453120
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 09:53 |
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Oscar cutoff date was Oct 1 and Frozen 2 came out in Nov, twitter guy
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Tighclops posted:Today I fell down a rabbit hole of reactionary nerd media youtube channels, because part of me hates myself and is addicted to rage. They all think that Picard is going to suck because Patrick Stewart is a socialist who wants to stay in the EU and because "woke" media is too preachy and continuity errors. woke media is too preachy though also the Discovery continuity errors are loving hilarious
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Kill All Cops posted:Oscar cutoff date was Oct 1 and Frozen 2 came out in Nov, twitter guy 1917 is nominated for best picture and it came out in December
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 10:15 |
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i may have underestimated how bad frozen 2 was if this is really the most convincing argument fans can come up with for why it shouldnt have been snubbed oh wow the wikipedia synopsis for this movie is way dumber than i was expecting it sounds like one of those low effort rpgs from the psx era Taintrunner posted:also the Discovery continuity errors are loving hilarious are these continuity errors with other star treks or continuity errors within itself
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 10:26 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:1917 is nominated for best picture and it came out in December Hmmm then the whole thing about releasing movies in fall in time for oscar noms seems bullshit then Some Guy TT posted:i may have underestimated how bad frozen 2 was if this is really the most convincing argument fans can come up with for why it shouldnt have been snubbed someone made a better case for toy story 4 rendering fuzz/porcelain/cloth/rubber in the twitter comments, and the lighting/cinematography in that movie was pretty sick too
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 10:32 |
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fascinating how ww1 is being turned into "pretty much ww2" in pop culture now that every veteran is dead and we're back in another pointless horrible war so we need to go back and revisit the war that's most infamous for being pointless and horrible edit: also i hope joker wins and scorsese goes home oscarless. gently caress your self-conscious magnum opus, we're all-in on someone microwaving your leftovers
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 10:40 |
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yeah thats a really big shift in how world war i is presented now and i dont like it at all time was it was the go to example of a war that was one hundred percent preventable and tragic for that reason alone regardless of whatever horrific stuff we saw onscreen these days its just a stand in for war in general and how its just an innate part of the human condition and its extremely irritating to anyone with a basic understanding of the factors that actually caused it still cant decide whether this trend was started with battlefield 1 or wonder woman but feel free to horrify me with earlier examples if you can think of any
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Chwoka posted:fascinating how ww1 is being turned into "pretty much ww2" in pop culture now that every veteran is dead and we're back in another pointless horrible war so we need to go back and revisit the war that's most infamous for being pointless and horrible Has anyone made a properly realistic WW1 movie, with all the hopelessness and and horror of prolonged trench warfare faithfully portrayed? Would people watch it, or would it be too much?
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 11:01 |
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KozmoNaut posted:Has anyone made a properly realistic WW1 movie, with all the hopelessness and and horror of prolonged trench warfare faithfully portrayed? Would people watch it, or would it be too much? haven't seen it, but word is that All Quiet is harrowing, which makes sense 'cause it's in living memory of ww1. but it also probably isn't that realistic, considering it was hollywood oscar-bait pretty much exactly as early as that was a thing movies could be
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 11:20 |
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Gallipoli is pretty good imo
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 11:29 |
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Taintrunner posted:woke media is too preachy though Star Trek is supposed to be preachy though, like that time they unfroze an 80's banker and told him his whole reason for living was bullshit or the time they had Mark Twain onboard and told him they aren't imperialist monsters in the future or that DS9 two parter everyone shares memes about now because it's about to become true They need to do the modern equivalent of that to actually be relevant but they won't cause the people making it are too rich and too scared of all the chud fans in the comments sections not ragebuying their product. Instead they're like "but we added gay people now, please clap" about 20 years after that would have been a thing worth congratulating by itself and wondering why their show isn't a cultural juggernaut Some Guy TT posted:are these continuity errors with other star treks or continuity errors within itself I only stuck around until a few episodes into the second season but IIRC the show's not terribly coherent with itself. As the kind of nerd that owns multiple editions of the Star Trek encyclopedia I am burned out on ~*references*~ and don't really care if the stardates don't match anymore or whatever
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 11:29 |
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Some Guy TT posted:yeah thats a really big shift in how world war i is presented now and i dont like it at all time was it was the go to example of a war that was one hundred percent preventable and tragic for that reason alone regardless of whatever horrific stuff we saw onscreen all war movies have been tending towards ('anti war' but) pro troop propaganda since saving private ryan, i think
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 11:34 |
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LGD posted:Gallipoli is pretty good imo i watched it five or six times in school and my only memory is of the sick 80s beat that drops as mel gibson fails to stop all his friends from dying
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 11:36 |
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Paths of Glory
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 11:37 |
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^what they saidKozmoNaut posted:Has anyone made a properly realistic WW1 movie, with all the hopelessness and and horror of prolonged trench warfare faithfully portrayed? Would people watch it, or would it be too much? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmDA60X-f_A
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The things Kubrick managed to get away with under the Haye Code are still awe-inspiring. He didn’t just make Lolita. He made it under the Hayes code and made it a comedy. King.
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