KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Pyrus Malus: Nov 22, 2007; APPLES

「ANGEL EYES」

Edit: Alicio's washed up

Pyrus Malus fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jan 15, 2020

# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:18

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 01:44

Ashcans: Jan 2, 2006; Let's do the space-time warp again!

You fool, this isn't even my final form!

# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:18

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

Hindsight 20/20 it probably wasn't a good sign when the helmet crest started literally unwrapping instead of just flaring open

# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:22

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:23

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Cio's eyes seem relatively calm, she's gonna have to dance lead on this one considering Allison's flusteredness.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:26

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Nah, Cio just knows when to take the L with grace.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:30

eke out: Feb 24, 2013

i think white chain erred by revealing her Final Form too soon, before her opponent was sufficiently worn down

# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:41

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

That middle panel was so amazing I now have don't fear the reaper stuck in my head.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 07:54

Darth Walrus: Feb 13, 2012

habeasdorkus posted:

Cio's eyes seem relatively calm, she's gonna have to dance lead on this one considering Allison's flusteredness.

Note the raised eyebrows in the final panel. She's going 'well, poo poo, this is going to be difficult'.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 07:57

Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

I don't even like the song very much

# ? Jan 15, 2020 07:58

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

white chain is pretty willing to go all out on behalf of a couple of authority figures that outright hate her and dont mince a lot of words when it comes to their desire to exterminate all life in the multiverse

# ? Jan 15, 2020 08:08

Mindblast: Jun 28, 2006; Moving at the speed of death.

If crayon math is as taxing as its supposed to be, alicio could win by holding out for a bit while pushing WC.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 08:14

Oneiros: Jan 12, 2007

paranoid randroid posted:

white chain is pretty willing to go all out on behalf of a couple of authority figures that outright hate her and dont mince a lot of words when it comes to their desire to exterminate all life in the multiverse

acab

which chain must transcend

# ? Jan 15, 2020 08:16

YaketySass: Jan 15, 2019; Blind Idiot Dog

Guildenstern Mother posted:

I don't even like the song very much

Veteran of the Psychic Wars is better.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 08:44

Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

I like how Allison�s super punch this time was just a timid single O �dom�.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 10:13

Old Kentucky Shark: May 25, 2012; If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.

Mindblast posted:

If crayon math is as taxing as its supposed to be, alicio could win by holding out for a bit while pushing WC.

Yeah. If so much of White Chain's "real" body is outsider her vessel while she's doing ALL OF THE PUNCHES, she's probably super vulnerable to big hits.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 10:53

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

ugh. I do hate this.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 12:14

jsoh: Mar 24, 2007; O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

trying to find the page thats showing in my book mark preview thing thats maybe guest art of allison giving cio a piggy back. its really funny that thats been the preview thing on my browser for maybe a year or something and i never figured until today that its pretttttty similar to current events.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 12:25

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Joe Slowboat posted:

Is that... a stand user!?

(Am I doing Jojo�s right, I barely go there)

White Chain is her own Stand.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 12:28

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

"Hey white chain your soul looks like a girl!"

*white chain hesitates and sputters long enough to get loving obliterated in a single punch*

# ? Jan 15, 2020 12:55

Dr Subterfuge: Aug 31, 2005; TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

The black cladding on Alicio�s hand shattered with that first hit, so this has the potential to be pretty gnarly.

Also:

Pyrus Malus posted:

「ANGEL EYES」

# ? Jan 15, 2020 15:39

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Was Allicio going for a super crotch punch there, cause rude

# ? Jan 15, 2020 15:42

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

All you gotta do is hammer the parry button to wear out their posture when they do these flurry moves its basically tactical suicide, after that just double ichimonji and you're basically fine.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 16:44

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Motherfucker posted:

All you gotta do is hammer the parry button to wear out their posture when they do these flurry moves its basically tactical suicide, after that just double ichimonji and you're basically fine.

This is a good point, there's going to be a massive cloud of dust as White Chain throws haymakers, and then she'll stand back panting with a smile on her face before saying something like "IMPOSSIBLE, NOTHING COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT" as an unharmed Allicio comes into view.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 16:48

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

paranoid randroid posted:

white chain is pretty willing to go all out on behalf of a couple of authority figures that outright hate her and dont mince a lot of words when it comes to their desire to exterminate all life in the multiverse

Allison's year or so of positive reinforcement is nothing in the face of thousands of years of self-hatred.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 17:15

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Dr Subterfuge posted:

The black cladding on Alicio’s hand shattered with that first hit, so this has the potential to be pretty gnarly.

Also:

It looks like it blew off her second arm too.

E:

NVM, it was just positioned in ways to be easy to overlook

# ? Jan 15, 2020 17:36

Mindblast: Jun 28, 2006; Moving at the speed of death.

habeasdorkus posted:

This is a good point, there's going to be a massive cloud of dust as White Chain throws haymakers, and then she'll stand back panting with a smile on her face before saying something like "IMPOSSIBLE, NOTHING COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT" as an unharmed Allicio comes into view.

Eh, she didn't make the fatal flaw of prefixing her attack with yelling "certain kill" + attack name so its still not completely hopeless.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 18:15

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

So yeah this might be a good time for Allicio to instant transmission White Chain out of bounds.

# ? Jan 15, 2020 21:39

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

So yeah this might be a good time for Allicio to instant transmission White Chain out of bounds.

I have a feeling that's not going to stop her

Motherfucker posted:

"Hey white chain your soul looks like a girl!"

*white chain hesitates and sputters long enough to get loving obliterated in a single punch*

This though is probably the way to go

# ? Jan 15, 2020 21:46

Nea: Feb 28, 2014; Funny Little Guy Aficionado.

paranoid randroid posted:

white chain is pretty willing to go all out on behalf of a couple of authority figures that outright hate her and dont mince a lot of words when it comes to their desire to exterminate all life in the multiverse

yep that's abuse for you

# ? Jan 15, 2020 22:22

3: Aug 26, 2006; The Magic Number; College Slice

ROUND 6 - THIS IS YOUR LIFE

# ? Jan 15, 2020 22:48

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

3 posted:

ROUND 6 - THIS IS YOUR LIFE

How are you making these so loving fast and still so loving good

Where is your Patreon already so I can make sure you keep making things

# ? Jan 15, 2020 22:53

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

3 posted:

ROUND 6 - THIS IS YOUR LIFE

This should have won

# ? Jan 15, 2020 23:09

ThingOne: Jul 30, 2011; Would you like some tofu?

3 posted:

ROUND 6 - THIS IS YOUR LIFE

# ? Jan 16, 2020 00:46

eke out: Feb 24, 2013

3 posted:

ROUND 6 - THIS IS YOUR LIFE

holy poo poo

# ? Jan 16, 2020 00:56

ThingOne: Jul 30, 2011; Would you like some tofu?

Oh god you gave M'Gaan a key. Fei why?! :stonk:

# ? Jan 16, 2020 00:57

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; really israel could slaughter all these children without our help, I just didn't want to miss out on the chance to participate

Hell yes. What a great finale.

# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:03

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

3 posted:

ROUND 6 - THIS IS YOUR LIFE

Jesus these are so good

# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:06

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; really israel could slaughter all these children without our help, I just didn't want to miss out on the chance to participate

These "epilogues" that were posted are also good. For anyone not following the discord.

https://imgur.com/a/VncbALY

https://imgur.com/a/I9GVXtg

# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:14

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 01:44

Bell_: Sep 3, 2006; Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Lost it at Don't fuckin' interrupt me.

Thank you for sharing such an amazing journey.

# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:15