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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Why do they have like 2 dozen pens on the podium? Americans believe that pens touched by presidents while signing bills are magic, and can be used to cure ailments and for general good luck. That's why the president uses like 20 pens for every single signature and then hands those out to bystanders.
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Lambert posted:Americans believe that pens touched by presidents while signing bills are magic, and can be used to cure ailments and for general good luck. That's why the president uses like 20 pens for every single signature and then hands those out to bystanders. These pens also grant you access to Pen Island, where the presidents do sex crimes Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Jan 15, 2020 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:These pens also grant you access to Pen Island, where the presidents do sex crimes It's actually a PENinsula
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Pander posted:There's no such thing as Pen Island. Penisle
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here's the link to the new Parnas documents for anyone not solely reading this thread to shitpost https://twitter.com/LoopEmma/status/1217577775210598405
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eke out posted:here's the link to the new Parnas documents for anyone not solely reading this thread to shitpost This shows adjacency between parnas and Jr, but does that relate to impeachment stuff at hand? Seems only mildly tangential to me.
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Pander posted:This shows adjacency between parnas and Jr, but does that relate to impeachment stuff at hand? Seems only mildly tangential to me. If trump didn’t order it or participate then no it’s not related. But there’s going to be a lot of Parnas stuff so it’s best to understand the full conspiracy and all the players.
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Pander posted:This shows adjacency between parnas and Jr, but does that relate to impeachment stuff at hand? Seems only mildly tangential to me. there are hundreds of other texts in that 390 page pdf
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MrBuddyLee posted:Stanning for George Clooney as Lev Parnas. Getting a Joe Pesci with a voice modulator and an intentionally lovely haircut vibe, honestly. Edit: He’s already got the chin size, just needs it made into a full on cleft-chin with a prosthetic or some serious makeup. generic one fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jan 16, 2020 |
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eke out posted:there are hundreds of other texts in that 390 page pdf And there is a disturbingly high likelihood that whats been released is the LEAST bad of the lot.
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Re Swalwell not being chosen. He’ll be doing his part spending every waking minute he can in front of a tv camera.
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As badly as social media has hosed this country and the world, hopefully it will also be what lays these clowns low
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https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1217570455973957639 https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1217583659403956226 https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1217584097666662400 https://twitter.com/awprokop/status/1217578934646247424 more info.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:As badly as social media has hosed this country and the world, hopefully it will also be what lays these clowns low my big revelation from reading all these old men's texts is that they're all loving constantly sending each other the latest insane breitbart/federalist/daily wire/etc story all the time
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eke out posted:my big revelation from reading all these old men's texts is that they're all loving constantly sending each other the latest insane breitbart/federalist/daily wire/etc story all the time yeah. alot of these dudes seem to be stuck in their own bubble reality that trump dragged them into.
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okay yeah, the first batch wasn't as exciting (since it's untranslated and 80% in russian/ukrainian) but these texts with Rudy probably Actually Matter
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Apparently Lev Parnas throws Trump all the way under the bus in the Maddow interview.
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While everything released appears to be super hosed up and damning, it also just got a whole lot more complicated, which is paradoxically good for trump
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Well looks like those lying Dems got to Parnas. Of course nothing he says can be believed now.
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oxsnard posted:While everything released appears to be super hosed up and damning, it also just got a whole lot more complicated, which is paradoxically good for trump “President Trump knew exactly what was going on” is not complicated.
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dont worry, vickers the splicer is on the case. https://twitter.com/redhairedgolfer/status/1217611312974438401 Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jan 16, 2020 |
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https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1217535138151780353 Susan Collins already saying it won't be used in the Senate trial.
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Chuka Umana posted:https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1217535138151780353 They should just send new articles like every couple months, it doesn't seem like they'll run out of ammo for a bit.
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that Parnas interview is live rn personally I'm excited to hear what he says and to learn what new lies he's told us
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eke out posted:that Parnas interview is live rn You think everything he's going to say in the interview is a lie?
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eke out posted:that Parnas interview is live rn He allegedly implicates Barr.
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Chuka Umana posted:https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1217535138151780353 Susan Collins is a coward. Lev Parnas is a big old slimeball and wants to get a reduced sentence but goddamn this interview and those documents are great in drama terms. He flat out says "why would any of these high-powered people ever meet with me if they weren't told to" and flat out called Trump a liar about not knowing him.
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Chuka Umana posted:You think everything he's going to say in the interview is a lie? no i think it'll be mostly true, then we'll slowly learn he slipped some lies in there to minimize his actual crimes. you know, the usual for your Michael Cohens of the world
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Boy I sure hope Pompeo, Guiliani, Trump, and Barr end up in jail in the end of this. I'm so loving tired of Donald Jenius.
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So far 1) of course trump knows 2) pences trip was part of the shakedown 3) Bolton is a first hand witness Nothing absolutely unexpected, but parnas is making the narrative pretty clear and sensible.
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LegionAreI posted:Susan Collins is a coward. Saying she's a coward kind of implies that she wants to do the right thing and just can't because she's scared. It isn't that. She's just scum.
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Pelosi intentionally hosed up this articles by excluding this on purpose.
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Chuka Umana posted:Pelosi intentionally hosed up this articles by excluding this on purpose. They weren't given this evidence until last week, it was held up by his court case
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