Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


euphronius posted:

my family just spent the last 3@ minutes talking about Bernie is the only one

How do I sign up

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



trump??

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
free horchata

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


freckle posted:

free horchata

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

if you want to be in my family just drive over and we will talk and see if it works

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
how does she look 20 years younger in real life than on stranger things

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Log082
Nov 8, 2008


I need a Ukraine ambassador assassination pun name for trivia

Hurry please!!!

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

freckle posted:

free horchata

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

How do I sign up

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Dolphin posted:

how does she look 20 years younger in real life than on stranger things

Movie Magic

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Only a month?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
expectations: seasoned italian mobsters with threatening auras that talk about murder and marinara seamlessly in one sentence
reality: new jersey guidos that still live with their parents

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Woodchip posted:

Upside of the last few months, no more winona gifs.

ok boomer

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tacodaemon posted:

here's one of the flag flappers and a box of flags on the little elevator that goes up to the secret flagpole

apparently they fulfill more than 100,000 flag requests a year




flag goes up
flag goes down
you can explain that

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

barber: your usual, sir?

Parnas: say the name

barber: please, sir, I'd rather n--

Parnas: say it

barber: ... the... Fraud Guarantee, sir?

Parnas: bingo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Intel&Sebastian posted:

Idk if it was the same show but there was an episode of a prepper show where the dad was teaching two young children about shooting "zombies" when poo poo Goes Down and as the episode went on it became clearer and clearer the he was using the word "zombies" as a stand in for libs, POC's and people from the city

im sure it was the same show. they did an episode abotu a guy who made a raygun that could kill space aliens and he fired it at his wife to prove that it was harmless to humans and she was like yeh. eye roll. it only works on spacemen

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

freckle posted:

wait did horchata get banned

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao Cohen went to jail and fingered Trump as an unindicted co-conspirator and in response Trump just hired an even dumber NYC guy to keep doing a bunch of crimes lmfaoooo

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


freckle posted:

wait did horchata get banned

ur banned

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Dolphin posted:

they demanded to procession to the senate and mitch said no but then said okay, but only a little procession

lmao what the gently caress

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Dont worry pooh. Snart helg

Only registered members can see post attachments!

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

punchymcpunch posted:

im sure it was the same show. they did an episode abotu a guy who made a raygun that could kill space aliens and he fired it at his wife to prove that it was harmless to humans and she was like yeh. eye roll. it only works on spacemen

are there prepper shows besides the doomsday preppers one with like 100+ episodes

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Remember yesterday when it came out the president tried to kill an american diplomat

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Trump: Alright Rudy they took down my bag man, do you know what a bag man is? I need you to do that

Rudy: Durrrrrr yeah yeah im da bag guy ok boss durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Trump: excellent, thank you

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!

euphronius posted:

my family just spent the last 3@ minutes talking about Bernie is the only one
My dad started this primary season as a biden rank-and-file supporter and now cant stop talking about how good bernie is :unsmith:

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
ehehehehe

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Trump: Alright Rudy they took down my bag man, do you know what a bag man is? I need you to do that

Rudy: Durrrrrr yeah yeah im da bag guy ok boss durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Trump: excellent, thank you

imagine being rich enough to hire a dude just to hold all 100 reusable grocery bags.

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



BUSH 2112 posted:

i live in the snowiest part of Ohio, like the exact place known for getting hosed with snow all winter, and we've had maybe a full week total so far where there has been any snow on the ground, and no significant accumulations. the most was about two inches which for here is absolutely nothing. it was 50 degrees today lol

yeah, we are full hosed in the a

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Chris James 2 posted:

Remember yesterday when it came out the president tried to kill an american diplomat

Trump tried to do a Benghazi where he was the attackers AND the Obama at the same time lmfaoooo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Louisgod posted:

expectations: seasoned italian mobsters with threatening auras that talk about murder and marinara


freckle posted:

free horchata

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



campfire posted:

are there prepper shows besides the doomsday preppers one with like 100+ episodes

idk i only saw that one and i only kept watching cos a guy literally shot his fuckin thumb off in the first ep i watched. the rest were all poo poo

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Did the thread already talk about Richie from Highlander committing suicide? Because :rip:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao Cohen went to jail and fingered Trump as an unindicted co-conspirator and in response Trump just hired an even dumber NYC guy to keep doing a bunch of crimes lmfaoooo

it owns

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Louisgod posted:

expectations: seasoned italian mobsters with threatening auras that talk about murder and marinara seamlessly in one sentence
reality: new jersey guidos that still live with their parents

what kind of seasoning?

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Trump: Alright Rudy they took down my bag man, do you know what a bag man is? I need you to do that

Rudy: Durrrrrr yeah yeah im da bag guy ok boss durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Trump: excellent, thank you

I'M A ''KASSI''? [makes testicle signal with fist in open palm]

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Log082 posted:

I need a Ukraine ambassador assassination pun name for trivia

Hurry please!!!

Maria Yovannametoicethatbitch

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Pancakes posted:

Did the thread already talk about Richie from Highlander committing suicide? Because :rip:

yes, it was very sad, doubly so because only three posters knew who he was. turdfuzz thought it was lionel ritchie

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply