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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/GC82LYm.gifv

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/kcgreenn/status/1217137761100226566

And just in case that doesn't count:

https://twitter.com/NightmarePetrol/status/1217081026897465344

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Eating a probe to say hey what the gently caress happened here

E: wait I do have something

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


It's the adhesive in the silver hilt. Person heats along the entire length to melt and loosen it, then really heats the bulb at the base to make is vaporize so it forces the whole blade out.

Probably a pretty good way to get the silver if you're scrapping it

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Danaru posted:

Eating a probe to say hey what the gently caress happened here


You just watched a knife poo poo itself.

Remember that time someone found a canister of WWII nerve gas in their kitchen?

codo27
Apr 21, 2008



I'm hosed anyway, but I'd be so extra hosed if my neighbor didn't have a fuckin $4000 snowblower

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Eh that's not so bad. I've had it happen a few times when I didn't realize "no, in fact I can't do this last rep." You're just stuck and someone'll help you out :shrug:
e: Aaaaahahaha I didn't catch The Sound lmao

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


codo27 posted:



I'm hosed anyway, but I'd be so extra hosed if my neighbor didn't have a fuckin $4000 snowblower



Have you considered not living on a hunk of rock jutting out into the Atlantic in winter


Beelzebufo fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Jan 16, 2020

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Can you imagine writing "move over opioids"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
i gave my homeroom students whiteboard markers:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Clawtopsy posted:

i gave my homeroom students whiteboard markers:



Looks like somebody drew Frank Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on the right. I demand a full pic of it.

Pic tax: something I can see Frank wearing .

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Clawtopsy posted:

i gave my homeroom students whiteboard markers:



anime porn faces on Pikachu and Shrek well then

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

https://i.imgur.com/dHx6VhK.mp4

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!

The curse is that the car is not on fire.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

I'll guess "India"

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

The curse is that the car is not on fire.



I thought this was a cool Fire Walk With Me/Dale Cooper tattoo til I saw the left side. Oh well, facts don't my feelings care about.



Scratch Monkey posted:

I'll guess "India"



ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ryxcommar/status/1217871161712893953

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
stolen from the BWM thread

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Alien Sex Manual posted:

anime porn faces on Pikachu and Shrek well then



See I knew those hosts came from a supplier somewhere. In 3rd grade I asked a nun where the hosts came from, and she responded they were the Body of Christ. I was like "Yeah okay, that's what we tell ourselves, but what are they really?"

She stuck to the script(ure) instead of giving me the answer I needed, which made me realize how batshit it was to actually believe we were eating Jesus' own skin in church. This led me to start questioning my faith at 7 years old, and I never looked back.

drunkenmonkeystyle
Jan 16, 2020

Gonk!!



The gif didn't work, but it's an ebike

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


drunkenmonkeystyle posted:



The gif didn't work, but it's an ebike
just use the .mp4 as link and it should convert

https://i.imgur.com/sRBKnlr.mp4

tax:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

NoWake posted:

See I knew those hosts came from a supplier somewhere. In 3rd grade I asked a nun where the hosts came from, and she responded they were the Body of Christ. I was like "Yeah okay, that's what we tell ourselves, but what are they really?"

She stuck to the script(ure) instead of giving me the answer I needed, which made me realize how batshit it was to actually believe we were eating Jesus' own skin in church. This led me to start questioning my faith at 7 years old, and I never looked back.

You should read “The 1969 Easter Mass Incident”.

Related tax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQ-Og8H6xE

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/vogon/status/1217492505425399808

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

This is cursed but nowhere near as cursed as the anti-tank dog



Wikipedia posted:

Anti-tank dogs (Russian: собаки-истребители танков sobaki-istrebiteli tankov or противотанковые собаки protivotankovye sobaki; German: Panzerabwehrhunde or Hundeminen, "dog-mines") were dogs taught to carry explosives to tanks, armored vehicles and other military targets. They were intensively trained by the Soviet and Russian military forces between 1930 and 1996 and used in 1941–1942 against German tanks in World War II. Although the original dog training routine was to leave the bomb and retreat so that the bomb would be detonated by the timer, this routine failed and was replaced by an impact detonation procedure which killed the dog in the process. The U.S. military trained anti-tank dogs in 1943 for use against fortifications, but never deployed them.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

a glitch posted:

This is cursed but nowhere near as cursed as the anti-tank dog

Wikipedia posted:

Anti-tank dogs (Russian: собаки-истребители танков sobaki-istrebiteli tankov or противотанковые собаки protivotankovye sobaki; German: Panzerabwehrhunde or Hundeminen, "dog-mines") were dogs taught to carry explosives to tanks, armored vehicles and other military targets. They were intensively trained by the Soviet and Russian military forces between 1930 and 1996 and used in 1941–1942 against German tanks in World War II. Although the original dog training routine was to leave the bomb and retreat so that the bomb would be detonated by the timer, this routine failed and was replaced by an impact detonation procedure which killed the dog in the process. The U.S. military trained anti-tank dogs in 1943 for use against fortifications, but never deployed them.
You missed the most cursed part...

Wikipedia posted:

Another serious training mistake was revealed later; the Soviets used their own diesel engine tanks to train the dogs rather than German tanks which had gasoline engines. As the dogs relied on their acute sense of smell, the dogs sought out familiar Soviet tanks instead of strange-smelling German tanks. This effectively meant that the Soviets had trained the dogs to sabotage their own army

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


Honestly, it’s a cursed article all around. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/16/opinion/sunday/radovan-karadzic.html

quote:

He had wanted me to see him as a person with a special kind of power. But the truth is, I understood what he was doing. I, too, have studied Reiki. I don’t know how this energy works; all I know is that it does. It came to me that if I didn’t tell him that, he might sense I was trying to manipulate him by allowing him to think I was in awe of him.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY




I'd like both of these dipshits to fade away, thank you.

If you are a noble Musk defender, know this: I do not give a single poo poo about why you like him.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Everybody excited for a new meme template?






NoWake posted:

See I knew those hosts came from a supplier somewhere. In 3rd grade I asked a nun where the hosts came from, and she responded they were the Body of Christ. I was like "Yeah okay, that's what we tell ourselves, but what are they really?"

She stuck to the script(ure) instead of giving me the answer I needed, which made me realize how batshit it was to actually believe we were eating Jesus' own skin in church. This led me to start questioning my faith at 7 years old, and I never looked back.

Which was super dumb of her, because even in catholic canon they are just crackers until the ceremony. Catholics do believe that transubstantiation means the stuff literally (rather than symbolically) becomes human flesh and blood during the communion ceremony, but not before.

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

oh man sick, it'd look more sick if it has some flames and stuff though... like you know, down the sides, on the top... all over really, with the driver still inside unable to get out

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