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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:There are many things that frighten and concern me daily. Dolphins are not one of those things. Knowingly... They had trained a dolphin to kill the president!
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Day of the Dolphin is an underrated gloriously stupid thriller that really encapsulates a lot of the 1970s.
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Gotta be a mod, the dolphins are an Allied unit.
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I made it onto ABC https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1216562107677802496
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Inceltown posted:I made it onto ABC Username post combo.
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Inceltown posted:I made it onto ABC Master Oogway got game.
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Jan 13, 2020 14:49
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we'll know what to look for in the sky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK8BfDz-Q54
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because of the orbital inclination
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Looks like he's attempting re-entry.
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TikTok has become the home of modern witchcraft (yes, really)
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quote:“TikTok seems open to interpretation,” says Natasha Slee, social media creative at FREEDA, a media brand championing women around the world. “Yes, it began as a lip-synching concept but, its tools and algorithm encourage creativity and promote variety. There’s less of a quest for perfection in image and appearance, and more for humour and creative editing.” I was skimming this paragraph and saw “synching” as “lynching” and thought “sounds about right”.
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Byzantine posted:Gotta be a mod, the dolphins are an Allied unit. You're just parsing the headline wrong, they're dolphins that kill communists, not communist dolphins who happen to kill.
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Cartoon Man posted:
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1217145445203365888 quote:A Christian school in Louisville expelled a student last week after her family said school officials discovered the girl had celebrated her birthday with a rainbow-themed cake.
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Boy are they gonna be mad when they find out what god did after he wiped out almost all life on earth with a flood.
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Clam Chowdown posted:Boy are they gonna be mad when they find out what god did after he wiped out almost all life on earth with a flood. God gay, so what?
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Clam Chowdown posted:Boy are they gonna be mad when they find out what god did after he wiped out almost all life on earth with a flood. Sighed, closed the tab, felt gross for a couple of minutes
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Cartoon Man posted:
Idiot. That just gives time for his wife to find a sensei who will teach her a secret technique that will instantly destroy him. And he didn't even do anything useful like break up a fight in a train.
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I like that the guy also admits he has no idea how to sword fight so he's just as likely to get creamed by her lawyer.
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They had every opportunity to use the X-Files theme and they screwed it up.
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Cats can have little a of your corpse, as a treat
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Captain Hygiene posted:Cats can have little a of your corpse, as a treat that meme is so wholesome 
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  The Illustrated Police News Jan 11th 1890
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Nick Lowe - Marie Provostquote:Marie Provost did not look her best
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Oh, I know this. He's walking at the same frequency as the camera so it makes it look like he's not taking steps. I believe Gumby did the same thing and this helicopter:  
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Cats eating your corpse is a lot better for the environment than being embalmed and thrown into a hole in the ground in an obscenely expensive box. If anything all bodies should be eaten by animals. Would save everyone a lot of trouble
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I'd hug a cephalopod buddy at a rave.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Oh, I know this. He's walking at the same frequency as the camera so it makes it look like he's not taking steps. I believe Gumby did the same thing and this helicopter: Or... you know... he might be wearing hover shoes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODdyUsmyuR4
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Guys I have an amazing idea--hover shoes for dogs. Wait what thread is this again
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Captain Hygiene posted:Cats can have little a of your corpse, as a treat Mom can, too. 
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Strong golden age of comics single issue villain energy
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artsy fartsy posted:Guys I have an amazing idea--hover shoes for dogs. Add an app and you can retire on what the venture capitalists shove into your company.
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Son of the Wizard of Space and Time goes bad.
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Inceltown posted:I'd hug a cephalopod buddy at a rave. Their suckers are toothed so you might have trouble letting go.
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