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Most Embarrassing Loss of the Divisional Round
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Kirk Cousins, lol 20 10.15%
Lamar's MVP gets run over 61 30.96%
The Texans play the greatest quarter of football 107 54.31%
<Tom Hanks Voice> WILSON 9 4.57%
Total: 197 votes
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adaz
Mar 7, 2009

tangy yet delightful posted:

The most boring of takes is probably mine, Titans need every aspect of their game to be perfect to win. 2 turnover differential in our favor, Henry at 150+ yards, Tannehill 150+ yards.

But we are loving hot right now so gently caress it - it's happening!

I don't think that's necessarily the case. Titans have been a great team down the stretch and it's not like a huge upset if they win this game. All ~~ the metrics ~~ give you about a 1 in 3 chance of winning which hey! That's not bad and sounds about right.

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TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
It’s really really hard to beat the Chiefs without scoring 30+.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Chiefs good.

Titans good.

Refs bad.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

TheBizzness posted:

It’s really really hard to beat the Chiefs without scoring 30+.

For shits & giggles I looked at the Chiefs' record this season & they had 10 games where they 30 or less points. The only ones of those that they lost was to the Colts 19-13 & the Texans 31-24.

For the Chiefs, they don't care if they fall behind early because they know they can score in bunches later to win.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Android Apocalypse posted:

For shits & giggles I looked at the Chiefs' record this season & they had 10 games where they 30 or less points. The only ones of those that they lost was to the Colts 19-13 & the Texans 31-24.

For the Chiefs, they don't care if they fall behind early because they know they can score in bunches later to win.

These two plus the 29-28 Chargers game last year are the only three where the Chiefs have scored less than 30 and lost with Mahomes under center.

If the Chiefs defense limits you to fewer than 30 points it's basically over.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

TheBizzness posted:

It’s really really hard to beat the Chiefs without scoring 30+.
Case in point: 2018 Rams

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Also who's watching the Aaron Hernandez documentary

I started it last night. It wasn't much I didn't know, but it was kinda funny hearing his gf dunk on him during their phone conversations. He's like "you can come visit me" and she's like "nah."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This is a couple of years old, but whatever: What if NFL teams tweeted like trump.

http://www.thepostgame.com/what-if-every-nfl-playoff-team-tweeted-trump


Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol at ImPOTUS spelling Brock's last name right. Not in anyone's lifetime.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
that site makes football absurdity look like clickhole

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
https://twitter.com/RossDellenger/status/1217852619487576065?s=19

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Lucky he didn't get shot right there

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



On one hand you shouldn't do that.

On the other what a punk bitch of a cop to go for battery.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Touched a cop while black lol

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

An arrest warrant! Good lord.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
ask urself if the cop would react the same way if joe burrow did that

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Touched a cop while black lol

Shouldn't slap anybody's rear end without consent, even a dirty pig's rear end.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Twist ending: OBJ gets traded to the Saints

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
My buddy spilled a drink on a cop during Mardi Gras and got arrested for battery.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007


8 games

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
:lol: that the poo poo cop screaming at the players that they'll get arrested for cigars is going for battery on that

Chiche get your boys under control man

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Touched a cop while black lol

Similar thing happened to Masai Ujiri when we went onto the court to celebrate winning in Golden State as the GM of the Raptors. The cop tried to block Ujiri from the court then got all pissy when he pulled out his credentials and moved passed him.

They tried to get him extradited from Toronto for like 6 months to face charges in California.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




This bad boy can fit so many oinks in it.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

lol at OBJ stepping back and posing like "what are you gonna do?"


well, probably overreact and get a warrant issued

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Lol how the hell did OBJ end up getting a warrant before AB? gently caress this gay earth etc

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Lol how the hell did OBJ end up getting a warrant before AB? gently caress this gay earth etc

Wronged a cop, not a woman

Protect and serve!!!!!

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Similar thing happened to Masai Ujiri when we went onto the court to celebrate winning in Golden State as the GM of the Raptors. The cop tried to block Ujiri from the court then got all pissy when he pulled out his credentials and moved passed him.

They tried to get him extradited from Toronto for like 6 months to face charges in California.

Didn't cop say Masai punched him or something and there needed to be like 8 different angles of video before they would admit that there was no wrongdoing?

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

DariusLikewise posted:

Didn't cop say Masai punched him or something and there needed to be like 8 different angles of video before they would admit that there was no wrongdoing?

Yeah they even made out like he got a concussion or something, it was ridiculous.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I want that cop to work baseball games lol

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

I completely underestimated how amusing LSU winning would be.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Man after this stuff has happened I want OBJ on my team so badly

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Fifty Three posted:

lol at OBJ stepping back and posing like "what are you gonna do?"


well, probably overreact and get a warrant issued

It honestly looks more like he realized who he slapped on the rear end and thinks OH poo poo

This is why people hate cops. gently caress you dude. They first went over SEXUAL BATTERY but it was tossed by the judge

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Imagine the story if there wasn’t a camera or video.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Amy Pole Her posted:

gently caress you dude.
Woah what? I'm not arguing with you here

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
Someone else posted this but the cigars did start a fire in the locker room which adds a whole other level of lol to this.

https://www.theringer.com/2020/1/14/21065570/lsu-tigers-joe-burrow-ed-orgeron-national-title-new-orleans

adaz
Mar 7, 2009

I have so many questions about this.

1. Why was there even a cop in the locker room??? If i'm a team or stadium i'm keeping cops the gently caress away from my very young college kids who just won a championship.
2. Inspector Javert all throwing a "you cant smoke in here!!"
3. I'm honestly surprised they didnt try to go after assaulting a police officer or some other ridiculous trumped up charge
4. Did the cop have money on clemson? Like why was he so angry

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I think there are always cops at sporting events, probably entered the locker room because he wanted to

Solanumai
Mar 26, 2006

It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!
As for why he's mad? He's a cop (at a sporting event).

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
If they were anywhere else besides the locker room of a victorious college football team I might have more sympathy. Buttslapping is like, the main thing going on in such a setting

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Fifty Three posted:

Woah what? I'm not arguing with you here

I don't think he was saying gently caress you to you

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