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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Man, Joey Diaz sounds loving terrible and I can practically hear how fat he is through the mic. Dude's hilarious but they know gently caress all about cars.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z_AS7XT65M

i just wanna hear more stories like this bc jfc im dying

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

maffew buildings posted:

The military isn't all bad, it's just the only part that's good is the air force job where you hand out towels at the gym

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009


This but instead its in my rack at 0130 in a room of 60 other dudes.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Lou Takki posted:

This but instead its in my rack at 0130 in a room of 60 other dudes.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Lou Takki posted:

This but instead its in my rack at 0130 in a room of 60 other dudes.

This is why you build a jack shack over/around your rack on deployment. Tall enough that you can sit upright comfortably under on your cot, three plywood walls and a roof, use your poncho as a privacy tarp/door. Line the inside with christmas lights and your favorite Fredericks' of Hollywood lingerie pages because Spc Becky gets all of her mail forwarded on deployment and trashes the Frederick's catalogs but keeps the Victoria's Secret fliers.

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

maffew buildings posted:

The military isn't all bad, it's just the only part that's good is the air force job where you hand out towels at the gym

They don't even give out towels at Osan anymore! They basically just hang out all day and occasionally walk around the weight room making sure no one is dead.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 25 minutes!
Soiled Meat

nullscan posted:

They don't even give out towels at Osan anymore! They basically just hang out all day and occasionally walk around the weight room making sure no one is dead.

Truely living the dream

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

This is why you build a jack shack over/around your rack on deployment. Tall enough that you can sit upright comfortably under on your cot, three plywood walls and a roof, use your poncho as a privacy tarp/door. Line the inside with christmas lights and your favorite Fredericks' of Hollywood lingerie pages because Spc Becky gets all of her mail forwarded on deployment and trashes the Frederick's catalogs but keeps the Victoria's Secret fliers.

My friend, I'm lucky if I have enough vertical space to even get it up to 'full mast' much less attempt sitting up.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
You wanna tell me why you were late to quarters?

Well, I was lodged in my rack until I could get some blood in my legs chief.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/1217986855456559109?s=19

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

the best goon game dev right there

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
God I need that air brushed on the side of a windowless van.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.

Space Force lookin good

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Lol @ Ted Cruz

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Wasn't that the guy who did the genocide

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 25 minutes!
Soiled Meat
Yes, but Dowd got better and began posting correctly. He is the unfortunate truth that people can change.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1219976076463616001?s=19

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Lol that he seems to think that Facebook is on the team opposing Trump.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm the stereotyped Asian eyes on Winnie the Pooh

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

im almost impressed at the work done

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe

A Bad Poster posted:

Lol that he seems to think that Facebook is on the team opposing Trump.

Look at the top left. He thinks PUTIN is against Trump. Lmao

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I'm the stereotyped Asian eyes on Winnie the Pooh

Bored As gently caress posted:

Look at the top left. He thinks PUTIN is against Trump. Lmao
And that Xi Jinping is on the same team.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender
In some games, they are. And they are.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Hot Pockets: Official snack food of the alt right
https://twitter.com/hotpockets/status/1217836433488121858

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

thanks i hate it

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


Just for when it's deleted.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/devtesla/status/1220720245268275201?s=19

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I enjoy that Fox didn't connect the dots on the Vindmans. You know, being brothers.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

That is some serious loving gymnastics, godamn

I feel like the brain worms are contagious

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/1222286518426984450?s=19

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1222622628986478601?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I enjoy that Fox didn't connect the dots on the Vindmans. You know, being brothers.

It's hilarious the things that are illegal under 1a grounds in this country

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

That is some serious loving gymnastics, godamn

I feel like the brain worms are contagious

Lou Dobbs had the brain worms before the brain worms were cool.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Lou Dobbs seeded brainworms into Dana Bash and it's only a matter of time before they burst open in that alien skull of hers and start seeping out between the cracks at CNN.

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