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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

MikeCrotch posted:

Donald Sterling sounding like Master Shake from ATHF

well poo poo, reading that in Shake's voice, you are 100% correct

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

don’t forget the only thing keeping the raft on the track was a series of overhead horizontal metal hoops that gained a reputation for injuring airborne parkgoers long before the son was decapitated

the pictures are loving grim

Oh yeah I think another thing was the safety belts were velcro, for a water ride attraction

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



If I remember correctly, the day the kid died was also some sort of special thank you to the KS legislature for allowing them to build such a spectacular death trap in the Great State of Kansas.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

If I remember correctly, the day the kid died was also some sort of special thank you to the KS legislature for allowing them to build such a spectacular death trap in the Great State of Kansas.

Why do you hate freedom?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Eat This Glob posted:

well poo poo, reading that in Shake's voice, you are 100% correct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikUcRUbZbas

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


lmao thanks

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
If you do seek out video from the murder slide there's a little blood halfway down and a whole loving lot of blood at the bottom. Just a content heads-up.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

moist turtleneck posted:

Water rollercoaster that could fly off the rails and required specific weight distribution to work

Was designed by a high school drop out that just chucked rafts down slides until one seemed to not fly away

Kansas didn't really require any inspections for a new ride besides height requirements and structural stuff

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

don’t forget the only thing keeping the raft on the track was a series of overhead horizontal metal hoops that gained a reputation for injuring airborne parkgoers long before the son was decapitated

the pictures are loving grim

this sounds like the rollercoaster some goon wanted to make

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
deregulation of theme parks to make a machine that kills children

yup, sounds about right

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

deregulation of theme parks to make a machine that kills children

yup, sounds about right

The RIPline was a design too advanced for its time

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

don’t forget the only thing keeping the raft on the track was a series of overhead horizontal metal hoops that gained a reputation for injuring airborne parkgoers long before the son was decapitated

the pictures are loving grim

Jesus, this makes Action Park look super safe.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdn_AAKusl8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1ogibWCNKI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dY9BH0lJUg

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
It's not a big truck you just dump things on. It's it's a series of toobs!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

wasn't he supposed to be a bad guy

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

these whip

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wasn't he supposed to be a bad guy

Yea, “The Progressive Liberal”

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Volcott posted:

If you do seek out video from the murder slide there's a little blood halfway down and a whole loving lot of blood at the bottom. Just a content heads-up.

you could see the blood smear from the highway

when they reopened the park like a week later there were tons of people showing up (not to ride the slide which is gone now)

edit: the kid was the son of someone on the KS legislature

other edit: also the park reopened after 3 days. and pretty much everyone got acquitted

spacemang_spliff has issued a correction as of 05:51 on Jan 17, 2020

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The System Works

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wasn't he supposed to be a bad guy

GalacticAcid posted:

Yea, “The Progressive Liberal”

wheres the lie

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
There is no lie, the character is a work of genius

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Trade Martin - "We've Got To Stop The Mosque At Ground Zero"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaQBrTROj2w

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



spacemang_spliff posted:

you could see the blood smear from the highway

when they reopened the park like a week later there were tons of people showing up (not to ride the slide which is gone now)

edit: the kid was the son of someone on the KS legislature

other edit: also the park reopened after 3 days. and pretty much everyone got acquitted

Brownback was a preview of Trump

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

GalacticAcid posted:

There is no lie, the character is a work of genius

for real. he can catch heat from all sides

the deadspin article linked below posted:

During a ring appearance earlier this year, Richards cut an in-ring promo in which he praised Hillary, and was interrupted by attendees chanting “Feel the Bern!”

https://deadspin.com/the-progressive-liberal-is-maybe-the-perfect-wrestlin-1796426671

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Peanut Butler posted:

Brownback was a preview of Trump

yeah that's what I tried telling people

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003


cheap heat

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq2elUJ_tj8

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
greg proops is/was khive

https://twitter.com/GregProops/status/1200766223186837504

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1218607885569134595

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



:fatshark:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Like that fat gently caress ever got into the same body of water as a shark

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
https://twitter.com/jacobinmag/status/1218659743335620608?s=20

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

They told me their god was ‘Aqua Buddha’ and that I needed to bow down and worship him. They blindfolded me and made me bow down to ‘Aqua Buddha’ in the creek. I had to say, ‘I worship you Aqua Buddha, I worship you.’

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lmfao

French protestants: Don't loving pin this on us

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Hugenots when Bush starts talking about Protestant Eschatology

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Hugenots when Bush starts talking about Protestant Eschatology



MY NAME'S PAUL NUTHALL OF THE UKIPS AND I SAY THESE BLOODY HUGENOTS SHOULD STAY AND ENSURE THE PROSPERITY OF 17TH CENTURY FRANCE, INSTEAD OF COMING OVER HERE AND TEACHING US HOW TO MAKE HATS OUT OF LACE

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
hanging chads

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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