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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I'm glad at I live at a point of history where horsefucking is mainstream.

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Picnic Princess posted:

In today's episode of "Getting Straight Married is Fuckin GGGAAAAYYYYYYYYYY"



My wife makes like 3.5x what I do. So I do all the household and maintenance and most of the cleaning up and such as well. Does that make us reverse straight married? Some sort of hybrid bisexual marriage?


Pope Corky the IX posted:

I'm glad at I live at a point of history where horsefucking is mainstream.

mods: thread title, please

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/paulg/status/12...ingawful.com%2F

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1218211217363415040
Impressive level of backtracking while still claiming a win

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
Brave of him to speak out against all the parents giving ecstasy to their kids

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1218211217363415040
Impressive level of backtracking while still claiming a win

i believe he is talking about the Personal Salvation Of Resting In the Bosom Of Our Lord, Jesus Christ

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Picnic Princess posted:

In today's episode of "Getting Straight Married is Fuckin GGGAAAAYYYYYYYYYY"



I mean, yeah...this is pretty much my reasoning behind "marriage is completely pointless in the 21st century, why is this still a thing". We're currently dealing with an employer trying to throw me off my partner's insurance because now they refuse to acknowledge domestic partnership; since gays can legally marry now, well that's the only valid option so either get married in the next two months or get hosed.

That also highlights the absolute insanity of health insurance being tied to your employer who can arbitrarily do poo poo like that.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

luxury handset posted:

i believe he is talking about the Personal Salvation Of Resting In the Bosom Of Our Lord, Jesus Christ

I wish to hear more about this bosom.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

TinTower posted:

The “religious Labour members have dual loyalties” train isn’t stopping any time soon.

https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1218155368594968578?s=21

Protecting reproductive rights is good, though?

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Stoatbringer posted:

I wish to hear more about this bosom.

You haven't lived until you're motorboated the Holy Ghost.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

TinTower posted:

The “religious Labour members have dual loyalties” train isn’t stopping any time soon.

https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/1218155368594968578?s=21

Am I missing a bigger context because that seems like a good thing and all the replies are crying about catholic persecution, a thing that doesnt exist

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Danaru posted:

Am I missing a bigger context because that seems like a good thing and all the replies are crying about catholic persecution, a thing that doesnt exist

Oh boy do Ireland and Scotland have some news for you.

I'll need to find that article about Theresa May being a secret Catholic, don't worry its by no one important..... *checks notes*.... Micheal Gove

Aramoro has a new favorite as of 18:59 on Jan 17, 2020

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Aramoro posted:

Oh boy do Ireland and Scotland have some news for you.

I'll need to find that article about Theresa May being a secret Catholic, don't worry its by no one important..... *checks notes*.... Micheal Gove

Whole religious oppression of Catholics exists in some areas, asking Catholics to not suppress women's rights is not oppressing them.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
EDIT: WRONG THREAD, I AM THE IDIOT

Vargo has a new favorite as of 03:54 on Jan 18, 2020

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

I think it's impressive that she gets more insufferable with each video, I thought she'd peaked already. At this point it's like watching a cop argue with a Sovereign Citizen, where they're looking for the specific linguistic magic phrase that will make them not get tazed.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Vargo posted:

BCN


Phoebe


Big Nate -edit-makers, do the obvious.


Wallace


Curtis


New hat design looks okay in profile, wonder if that was why Billingsley switched.

Which is the idiot

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Vargo posted:

BCN


Phoebe


Big Nate -edit-makers, do the obvious.


Wallace


Curtis


New hat design looks okay in profile, wonder if that was why Billingsley switched.

Did you mean to post this in the comics thread in BSS?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

that looks like the format that people use in the newspaper comics thread so i suspect it's a mispost.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Nice fitness log, Vargo! Keep up the pump.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


for someone who's supposedly against socialism she sure does love being publicly owned

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Danaru posted:

Am I missing a bigger context because that seems like a good thing and all the replies are crying about catholic persecution, a thing that doesnt exist
Mason is trying to smear one of the Labour leadership candidates because she's catholic and so her support for women's bodily autonomy must naturally be a lie that she will discard the moment she gains power and starts taking orders from the pope. It's like, the third or forth attempted smear of that candidate that revolves around "she's just a puppet, secretly taking orders from a man" so I guess he gets points for misogyny too :v:

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

She literally says, "but there might be consequences if I go in there and engage in free speech!". She gets it without ever really GETTING it.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Pilchenstein posted:

Mason is trying to smear one of the Labour leadership candidates because she's catholic and so her support for women's bodily autonomy must naturally be a lie that she will discard the moment she gains power and starts taking orders from the pope. It's like, the third or forth attempted smear of that candidate that revolves around "she's just a puppet, secretly taking orders from a man" so I guess he gets points for misogyny too :v:

Which one of the candidates?

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Josef bugman posted:

Which one of the candidates?
Long-Bailey.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Vargo posted:

BCN


Phoebe


Big Nate -edit-makers, do the obvious.


Wallace


Curtis


New hat design looks okay in profile, wonder if that was why Billingsley switched.

I don't know what any of this is, but I hate it.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Pilchenstein posted:

Long-Bailey.

Wow, guess I am not too surprised when it comes to Mason as he is a known melt but to imply that Long-Bailey of all people would be bad on a leftie issues is a tad... Over the top.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

BioEnchanted posted:

You haven't lived until you're motorboated the Holy Ghost.

Holy Trinitiddy

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Here’s an rear end in a top hat

https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1218260304557158400?s=20

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

1. jesus was born only from the body of mary
2. mary was probably a cis woman
3. cis women usually have xx chromosomes*
4. anyone who was born only from somebody's body will have the same chromosomes as that somebody
5. jesus identified as a man
6. mary probably had xx chromosomes
7. jesus proably had xx chromosomes
8. jesus was a man with xx chromosomes
9. jesus had mantiddy
10. mantitties are motorboatable
11. you probably could motorboat jesus
12. if you don't motorboat jesus do you really love Him?




* Think intersex conditions the person doesn't know about here.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Tori is more done with this than anyone else has ever been done with anything.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Make sure to click through to see that the guy CALLED THE POLICE over his toothbrush price.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
jesus loving christ

https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/1218269543136747521

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
All that for something he's just going to stick up his rear end?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Also in the thread where someone points out that the law doesn't apply to just anything that is sold where food is sold, but specifically to food and grocery items. Also, someone else points out a clause in the law disqualifies cases where the discrepancy is an obvious error or more than 50% the price of the item, even so even if this did qualify as a grocery item it would be exempted.

edit: also where the target corporate account jumps in and is like yeah, you saw that that says "display" right?

Wendell
May 11, 2003

The price tag also says it’s the price of the display unit.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
He should definitely do it

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

"I literally cannot BELIEVE that Target FORCED me to call the police to report them for unfair toothbrush pricing!"

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

T-man posted:

1. jesus was born only from the body of mary
2. mary was probably a cis woman
3. cis women usually have xx chromosomes*
4. anyone who was born only from somebody's body will have the same chromosomes as that somebody
5. jesus identified as a man
6. mary probably had xx chromosomes
7. jesus proably had xx chromosomes
8. jesus was a man with xx chromosomes
9. jesus had mantiddy
10. mantitties are motorboatable
11. you probably could motorboat jesus
12. if you don't motorboat jesus do you really love Him?




* Think intersex conditions the person doesn't know about here.

A fabulous hypothesis, but allow me to offer an alternative.

Parthenogenesis of vertebrates isn't uncommon in reptiles, and many reptiles use ZW sex determination, basically the reverse of the XX/XY system mammals use. XX/WW is a female mammal, but a male bird or reptile, and XY/ZW is a male mammal but a female bird or reptile.

While it's true that if Mary was a mammal, she could only produce XX offspring through parthenogenesis unless she herself had a chromosomal abnormality (she could be XXY but have developed female, which would allow Jesus to be an XY male), the alternative is that neither of them are mammals, and a ZW female is capable of producing WW or ZW offspring on her own.

There are species of reptile that give live birth, but no species of bird. Therefore, Jesus and Mary are reptilians.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Next Jurassic park movie gonna be weird

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cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Scratch Monkey posted:

Next Jurassic park movie gonna be weird

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