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Butterfly Valley posted:I like the shrieking praying mantis monster and it deserved not to get owned Very disappointing that the pussy and bull sequence led to something titillating. Padme all in white leaps from the tip of the phallic pillar she was chained to. Obscene. It's a very sexual movie.
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Anakin tames his raging beast and slays that pussy.
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Jan 17, 2020 16:37
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And then is symbolically castrated
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Jan 17, 2020 17:18
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Do you think vaders dixk burnt off?
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Jan 17, 2020 17:28
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Yeah, but the species doesn't have a known name, and it's a pretty reasonable shorthand. Everyone knows Yoda is his name, and when they say "Baby Yoda" people still know they're talking about The Child as he looks like a baby version of Yoda. Yep, and they never refer to him as "Baby Yoda" in the show. Just as "The Child". quote:Rise of Skywalker is worse just for being a completely soulless retread of Empire and RotJ that tries to open Mystery Boxes that JJ never put anything inside to start with. AoTC at least tries to be its own thing, for better or (mostly) worse, and I could actually stand to watch it again compared to Rise of Skywalker. Agreed. The prequels, for all their flaws, at least had a decent and original premise. The overall story is good and I enjoyed those movies a lot more than this new trilogy when I first saw them. The sequel trilogy are just inferior remakes of the original trilogy. None of these films hold up nearly as well as the original trilogy when rewatching them. But I definitely enjoyed the PT way more than the ST when I first saw them. It could just be because I was younger and dumber when the PT came out, but even watching the clone wars tv show today makes me realize how much better the prequel story-line actually was.
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sassassin posted:Very disappointing that the pussy and bull sequence led to something titillating. Padme all in white leaps from the tip of the phallic pillar she was chained to. Obscene. Just wait till Tarantino directs a star wars movie. There will be plenty of boot snatching alien monsters that will provide plenty of foot fan service.
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Jan 17, 2020 17:56
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Gianthogweed posted:Just wait till Tarantino directs a star wars movie. There will be plenty of boot snatching alien monsters that will provide plenty of foot fan service. A race whose women have exceptionally large feet, which also house their reproductive organs. Leonardo DiCaprio has a 5 minute scene where he's just frantically loving this alien's giant foot, screaming things like "Wow, sex with Footoids is the best and not weird at all!"
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Jan 17, 2020 18:02
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Neddy Seagoon posted:AoTC at least tries to be its own thing, for better or (mostly) worse, and I could actually stand to watch it again compared to Rise of Skywalker. I might give this a shot. I don't think I've seen any of the prequel movies more than once (when they came out), and I've been similarly unmoved to rewatch the new ones. Also, you have a great username. 
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I don’t like rankings, but here is the correct ranking of a Star Wars: -Elysium -Revenge Of The Sith -Attack Of The Clones -New Hope -Sicario -Phantom Menace -Empire Strikes Back -Cop Car -Rogue One -Prospect -Caravan Of Courage -Troops -The Faithful Wookiee -BlackStar Warrior Trailer -Return Of The Jedi -Rise Of Skywalker Not Star Wars: -Last Jedi -Force Awakens. -Solo I Ain’t Watching This (Sorry): -Clone Wars
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Jan 17, 2020 18:29
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In terms of the prequel i think they may have worked better if Padme had been made the progagonist and we saw Anakin's fall from her pov. They couldve made her a jedi queen and had the final showdown her vs anakin only for him to defeat her and obiwan going apeshit as a result and hunting anakin down.
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Jan 17, 2020 18:35
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Burns posted:In terms of the prequel i think they may have worked better if Padme had been made the progagonist and we saw Anakin's fall from her pov. They couldve made her a jedi queen and had the final showdown her vs anakin only for him to defeat her and obiwan going apeshit as a result and hunting anakin down. That could have been really cool.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:I don’t like rankings, but here is the correct ranking of a Star Wars: You forgot Battle For Endor
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Jan 17, 2020 19:02
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I do like that shot of Kylo just loving bodyslamming a dude to death with his lightsaber.
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Jan 17, 2020 19:37
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Oh hey, The Carbonite Maneuver!
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Pham Nuwen posted:A race whose women have exceptionally large feet, which also house their reproductive organs. Leonardo DiCaprio has a 5 minute scene where he's just frantically loving this alien's giant foot, screaming things like "Wow, sex with Footoids is the best and not weird at all!" we also cannot wash them, lest we lose the midichlorians that build up under our toenails.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:04
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Man you could have a whole thread of watching Wookipedia try and explain the bullshit that's in these new movies. Like, hey; how come everyone saw all those planets explode that also should've been a much bigger deal? Well... Sub-hyperspace was the name given by members of the First Order to a hole in the realspace continuum through which phantom energy traveled. Unlike typical hyperspace, which moved across the galaxy, sub-hyperspace would move through the galaxy. The First Order's Starkiller Base was able to collect a form of dark energy called quintessence, transform it into phantom energy, and unleash it along a linear path through sub-hyperspace, enabling it to destroy entire star systems across vast interstellar distances in real-time. Oh, but what is phantom energy? Phantom energy was a state of dark energy. When the Starkiller Base superweapon released the quintessence it had collected within its core, it was transformed into phantom energy, which would follow the line of egress that had been provided by the weapon's technicians according to planetary rotation, inclination, etc, through a hole in "sub-hyperspace", until it was intercepted by an object of sufficient mass. What is quintessence, you say? Quintessence was a form of dark energy. According to Resistance officer Ushos O. Statura, the scientists working on the Galactic Empire's Project Celestial Power had tried to contain dark-matter quintessence. It's endless. Every dumb thing has whole wiki-holes to explain how actually, it's not dumb, it just requires an awful lot of explanation that the movies never did and we're certainly not scrambling to make up poo poo to explain JJ's dumb cinematic bullshit
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Jan 17, 2020 20:25
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Quintessential dork energy.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:27
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You know. They could have just dropped that entire explanation by saying that all those planets were in the same system and they deliberately didn't shoot the one with the map on it.
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Yeah, it's pretty great how they had to invent a new hyper-hyperspace to explain how they could blow something up and have everyone in the galaxy see it in real-time.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:38
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Why even bother? They physics in SW have always been fantastical.
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Jan 17, 2020 20:51
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The Force is connected to all living things, yeah? But if a Jedi that had been retired for 20 years could feel a profound disturbance from a planet blowing up, maybe blowing up a whole star system might make a disturbance big enough even normal people could feel.
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Jan 17, 2020 21:04
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what's CW? clone wars? was there a clone wars movie?
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Chomp8645 posted:Quintessential dork energy.
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appropriatemetaphor posted:what's CW? clone wars? was there a clone wars movie? I think the first few episodes were released theatrically as a feature length movie. Or it was a stand alone movie that kicked off the show. Something like that.
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Grondoth posted:Man you could have a whole thread of watching Wookipedia try and explain the bullshit that's in these new movies. Like, hey; how come everyone saw all those planets
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appropriatemetaphor posted:what's CW? clone wars? was there a clone wars movie? Yeah, done in the same style as the CG show. It's basically three episodes cut together as a feature-length film, featuring a farting baby hutt.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:
I'd argue this, it to me, felt like a very starwars take on an old western where they robbed a train. a new hope had the scenes based on the dambusters after all. It may not be the best film in the world but I enjoyed it.
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Jan 17, 2020 21:51
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Every movie should be a pastiche of a different genre. Give me film noir SW
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The time has come for Guy Ritchie to make the Nar Shaddaa movie. Or the Coruscant movie. No jedi just space dirtbags
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christmas boots posted:Every movie should be a pastiche of a different genre. Give me film noir SW Irony aside, a bladerunner/starwars cross would have me laughing my arse off & I think I'd enjoy it 
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Saint Drogo posted:through our bare feet, the Force flows from the earth into us; to wear shoes is to sever our connection to it. Barefoot is legal and force sensitive
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Jan 17, 2020 22:10
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Jar jar binks was a more fleshed out character than any character in the sequels except maybe kylo
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Jan 17, 2020 22:11
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Ok, well now it's good.
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Grondoth posted:Man you could have a whole thread of watching Wookipedia try and explain the bullshit that's in these new movies. Like, hey; how come everyone saw all those planets explode that also should've been a much bigger deal? Well... Are all these explanations sourced somewhere? Or are wookiee editors just making poo poo up to fill the plot holes.
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appropriatemetaphor posted:what's CW? clone wars? was there a clone wars movie? Yes. In 2008 Lucas released the pilot to his Clone Wars TV series in theaters. The reaction was hilarious, especially Roger Ebert. He was so mad that he was tricked into watching and reviewing a Saturday morning cartoon. It's actually pretty good, for a tv pilot, and the subsequent tv show was even better. But people went in expecting a real Star Wars movie, not a cartoon tv show pilot, so a lot of people hated it. Lucas was just trolling as usual. He probably didn't care about the bad reviews anymore and knew he was going to wind up selling to Disney. Why not cash in on the name one more time while he still had the chance? Gianthogweed fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Jan 17, 2020 |
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Gianthogweed posted:Are all these explanations sourced somewhere? Or are wookiee editors just making poo poo up to fill the plot holes. I'd guess they are pulling from novelizations or comics or possibly even more obscure sources. So not making it up themselves to fill plot holes, just summarizing crap other people made up to fill plot holes.
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Jan 17, 2020 22:56
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They have the balls to come up with subhyperspace but those cowards at Disney are too scared to canonize Skippy the Jedi Droid.
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Jan 17, 2020 23:08
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IV > V > VI > III > VIII > VII > I > IX > II I’ve only seen Rogue One and Solo once each so I don’t feel comfortable trying to rank them. I also maintain that a Return of the Jedi owns.
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SHISHKABOB posted:Ok, well now it's good. yeah i hope they finally figured out how to make that scene good
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TheBizzness posted:IV > V > VI > III > VIII > VII > I > IX > II I about agree with this maybe switching 8 and 3. Rogue One would go after that and Solo before 9.
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