- google THIS
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Only my butt though, no particular reason
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Jan 17, 2020 00:43
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- Adbot
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Jun 3, 2024 22:26
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- google THIS
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I wear a bracelet that says "BOOTY DONOR," my friends all laugh but the EMT's will know what it means.
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Jan 17, 2020 00:45
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- google THIS
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Not telling my family so when they come to identify my body and my butt is missing they can draw their own conclusions.
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Jan 17, 2020 00:46
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- alnilam
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The emergency medicine department and trauma team will not ignore the fact that I've got a HUGE BOOTY
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Jan 17, 2020 00:46
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- google THIS
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It doesn't have to be for medical science. If say a sociologist or an electrical engineer can find a good use for my butt they can have at it, as it were.
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Jan 17, 2020 00:47
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- google THIS
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Chuck Tingle sneaking into the morgue dressed as a scientist.
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Jan 17, 2020 00:49
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- FreshCutFries
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Only my butt though, no particular reason
i did it for the clout
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Jan 17, 2020 00:56
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- FreshCutFries
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pulling out my id at the bar, meticulously ensuring the little red butt is visible to all
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Jan 17, 2020 00:56
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- google THIS
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My butt in a lab hooked up to all kinds of machines to keep it alive. The scientists shuffle around it awkwardly. They have no use for my butt and don't really want to keep it but they don't want to look like jerks by discarding something freely donated.
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Jan 17, 2020 01:19
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- google THIS
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My butt and its complicated life support system effectively being regifted to different institutes over and over again.
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Jan 17, 2020 01:23
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- google THIS
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Henrietta Lacks what google THIS has
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Jan 17, 2020 01:25
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- alnilam
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Henrietta Lacks what google THIS has
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Jan 17, 2020 01:28
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Biomedical scientist #1 to biomedical scientist #2: Oh. My. God, Becky. Look at this butt.
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Jan 17, 2020 01:32
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- Live Free
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by VideoGames
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pouring chemicals into my decreased anus, the rookie scientist is taken aback when a thin plume of smoke farts out of my dead bunghole due to an undiscovered property of his calcium bromide solution
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Jan 17, 2020 02:16
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aren't you worried about foul play
say you're waiting for the subway and you fall on the tracks face down. "drat that's a nice butt" says the emt, before noticing your bracelet. "jackpot!" the emt thinks as they saw your butt off, leaving your unconscious assless body on the tracks to be run over by the next train. "there was nothing to be done, it happened so fast" says the local news anchor, suspiciously back early from medical leave recovering from a rare malignant rear end tumor
just watch your behind if you know what i'm saying
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Jan 17, 2020 05:12
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- fartzilla
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how disgusting
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aren't you worried about foul play
say you're waiting for the subway and you fall on the tracks face down. "drat that's a nice butt" says the emt, before noticing your bracelet. "jackpot!" the emt thinks as they saw your butt off, leaving your unconscious assless body on the tracks to be run over by the next train. "there was nothing to be done, it happened so fast" says the local news anchor, suspiciously back early from medical leave recovering from a rare malignant rear end tumor
just watch your behind if you know what i'm saying
on further reflection I would like to make a retraction on this post. lets be real if op's dead rear end enters the black market it's going to have a multitude of still very much alive throbbing peenors in it repeatedly 24 hours a day seven days a week until the end of time
which begs the question op if this happened, would it anger you? would you come back as an rear end Ghost and haunt your own butt?
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Jan 17, 2020 05:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I was told this was the boner donor thread
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Jan 17, 2020 05:23
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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The emergency medicine department and trauma team will not ignore the fact that I've got a HUGE BOOTY
crimes
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Jan 17, 2020 06:58
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Biomedical scientist #1 to biomedical scientist #2: Oh. My. God, Becky. Look at this butt.
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Jan 17, 2020 07:42
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MEDICAL WARNING: do not look directly at this sublime rear end while performing surgery
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Jan 17, 2020 08:58
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moving down rows of donated butts, testing each one for thickness and weight
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Jan 17, 2020 09:02
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Just chillin' : )
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Donate it to my face op
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Jan 17, 2020 10:43
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After some of the concerns raised ITT I have decided to specify my donation recipient in my will. I am interviewing an interested party later today, a B. D. D. Dongle, PhD, BA,
BoA.
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Jan 17, 2020 14:11
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DMV Employee: “Would you like to be an organ donor?”
Paranoid Individual: “My rear end I will!”
“Sure thing.”
*typing into a computer* “Onlyyy.. the.. butt.”
*enter* “Done ”
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Jan 17, 2020 18:31
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Scientifically confirmed: Thicc
sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!
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Jan 17, 2020 20:35
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(Puzzled scientists receiving a package from Amazon): I didnt order anything did you
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Jan 17, 2020 23:36
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Amazon: we have an extremely attractive back-end delivery platform that gives our vendor partners a unique competitive advantage
Me: but are you gonna donate it to science when you die or what
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Jan 17, 2020 23:48
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I will also donate your butt to science when I die
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Jan 18, 2020 00:18
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sticking with whatever fails
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One day I woke up and my whole body was numb, shivering. I was staring at a ceiling I didn't recognize.Some jerk had taped a piece of paper to the side of my face. I pulled it off and saw it was a note "YOUR rear end HAS BEEN REMOVED, SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION!" and I realized that I was laying in a bathtub full of ice.
rear end. Cut.Off.
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Jan 18, 2020 01:57
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- google THIS
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asses to asses and butts to butts
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Jan 18, 2020 04:09
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR!!!?!?!?!?
asses to asses and butts to butts
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Jan 18, 2020 18:23
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Jun 3, 2024 22:26
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- google THIS
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The mad scientist's hunchbacked assistant accidentally drops my butt and is forced to steal an abnormal butt instead (Kim Kardashian's).
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