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blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Typical biased YouGov, not even giving an option for "fire the last working warheads at ourselves whilst blasting Rule Britannia from Big Ben".

E: March 30th is the 89th day of the year. On March 30th 1856 the treaty of Paris was signed ending the Crimean war. Things have been fine ever since.

blunt fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Jan 18, 2020

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Brutal

https://twitter.com/MediocreDave/status/1218504299157823488?s=19

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
Replace Trident with Metal Gear REX.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


whats wrong with nandy apart from her blue labour association?

what an awful name for a labour group btw, i thought they were tories but looking into it theyr basically left nationalists/strasserite types which is much more interesting and weird

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

holy poo poo who is this dumbass

'My being a white man is an immutable characteristic I can't help so saying that lends me privilege is being racist, checkmate lib' is without a doubt one of the stupidest takes I have heard for a while, and it's depressing how much applause he got (though not surprising).

sinky posted:

Choose your Brexit future


I'm going for AI police state since we are nearly there already.

UPLOAD ME TO THE MAINFRAME, XI

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

Communist Thoughts posted:

whats wrong with nandy apart from her blue labour association?

what an awful name for a labour group btw, i thought they were tories but looking into it theyr basically left nationalists/strasserite types which is much more interesting and weird

It’s not the official name of anything. Unless something’s changed recently. It’s a term (generally pejorative) to describe a particular tendency. Inversion of the more common “red tory”, I think.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Communist Thoughts posted:

whats wrong with nandy apart from her blue labour association?
What more do you need?

Communist Thoughts posted:

what an awful name for a labour group btw, i thought they were tories but looking into it theyr basically left nationalists/strasserite types which is much more interesting and weird
They're tories but not as economically poo poo.

If they were tories but not as socially poo poo they'd be lib dems.

ThomasPaine posted:

'My being a white man is an immutable characteristic I can't help so saying that lends me privilege is being racist, checkmate lib' is without a doubt one of the stupidest takes I have heard for a while, and it's depressing how much applause he got (though not surprising).
It's a fairly common take because it makes sense if you don't think about it at all and don't pay any attention to recorded history or sociology.

Which fits a lot of the commentariat and people who listen to them.

Someone should ask if whiteness is immutable how come the Irish only became white about 100 years ago.

e: ^^^ It used to be pejorative, but it's a registered campaign group founded by Maurice Glasman now.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ThomasPaine posted:

'My being a white man is an immutable characteristic I can't help so saying that lends me privilege is being racist, checkmate lib' is without a doubt one of the stupidest takes I have heard for a while, and it's depressing how much applause he got (though not surprising).
I think the thing that's most depressing about this is the tone deaf degree to which he is literally using his position of privelage to shout her down until the mic moves away.

It's essentially him going "No it isn't, Britane is grate, la la la la shut up."

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I think the thing that's most depressing about this is the tone deaf degree to which he is literally using his position of privelage to shout her down until the mic moves away.

It's essentially him going "No it isn't, Britane is grate, la la la la shut up."

'We are the most tolerant loving country! No, I don't have any evidence to back that up! Shut up! What do you mean, black people get discriminated against? I, a posh white man on the television, have never experienced any of that? Until now! This is a hate crime!'

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Pisscop is one of the lesser seen disco Elysium cop types

https://twitter.com/edcumming/status/1218493605993746432?s=19

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Red Oktober posted:

Jess Phillips frantically googling “most working class drug” so she can pick that.

Dodo pills before they changed the recipe. They used to be like speed.
Lost loads of weight on those.
If I went in the chemist and asked for them in my business suit, no problem. If I went in my civvies (leather jacket etc), I would get the inquisition. Learned to only buy them on work lunch break.


All older lefty women should adopt blouses with pie crust necklines to fool the BBC and get us on QT to have a socialist rant.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Jan 18, 2020

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Jose posted:

Pisscop is one of the lesser seen disco Elysium cop types

https://twitter.com/edcumming/status/1218493605993746432?s=19

god drat disco elysium was a good game, but I wish it was longer

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The sound track owned and I can't believe it was by British sea power

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

KOGAHAZAN!! posted:

It’s not the official name of anything. Unless something’s changed recently. It’s a term (generally pejorative) to describe a particular tendency. Inversion of the more common “red tory”, I think.

Blue Labour as an organisation has been around since 2010. Chuka Umunna used to be a member, and they were probably behind Ed Miliband's 'Controls on Immigration' mug.

As for Nandy, she appeared at a Blue Labour event in 2016 with Rod Liddle (recently deleted from their website, but the Internet remembers), and reckons we should do to Scotland what Spain did to Catalonia.

https://twitter.com/stephenpaton134/status/1217558374092623874?s=21

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jose posted:

Pisscop is one of the lesser seen disco Elysium cop types

https://twitter.com/edcumming/status/1218493605993746432?s=19
In a dystopian future, Something Awful is on the verge of collapse due to financial mismanagement and a high shitpost rate. The admins sign a deal with the mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products (OCP) to run SA's forums moderation in exchange for letting OCP rebuild run-down sections of the code into high-end social media. Alex Murphy, an engaging high impact poster, pursues a notorious gangtag after a threadban. Investigating their hideout, an abandoned crisp factory, Murphy kills one of the gang members, but is ambushed by the leader. Murphy is evacuated by helicopter but is permabanned in the trauma unit. Bob Morton, an ambitious executive, uses the opportunity to introduce his own experimental cyborg design, PissCop.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Dodo pills before they changed the recipe. They used to be like speed.
Lost loads of weight on those.
If I went in the chemist and asked for them in my business suit, no problem. If I went in my civvies (leather jacket etc), I would get the inquisition. Learned to only buy them on work lunch break.
Chest-Eze was loving amazing for winter colds and I'm still mad that they banned it and all other ephedra products just because a handful of people didn't use it properly despite the massive black box warnings.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
It's to keep the poors out of the doors don't be a loving liar. Councils far and wide have cut the free civic amenities and the local cafe doesn't want to pick up the tab for people spending a penny if they aren't spending a few pounds first. That's in the most favourable evaluation of the situation. The public lav was a roof over the head of those who had no other place to go. It was a discreet location for the consumption of drugs. Someone with a business that can (maybe?) afford its business rates doesn't want this defunded council service displaced onto their property.

Don't be fooled into thinking the facilities in the cafe are a "public" loo, it's a misleading name. The local cafe is a privately owned venue. Its owners and controllers have every right to determine the admissions to any part of the venue. In theory, if someone does trespass, they'd have every right to use reasonable and necessary force to drag the piss rebels out of the shitter.

Cafes are not breaking the rules, but there's anger forming. People need to piss and poo poo and have somewhere to live or escape from life. A twitter profile has us take this fight to the "piss cop", someone who exercises their right to close a door they own. That's not really the problem, or the enemy, is it, though? There was once a publicly owned door to a bog, and that door has been closed by the ruinous decision to cut central grants to council budgets.

Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jan 18, 2020

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
You could stop people using drugs in public toilets by opening supervised injection sites, but that would require social solutions to social problems.

The closure of most of the public toilets around here is just another symptom of the privatization of the common space and the war against the right to the city.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

Guavanaut posted:

e: ^^^ It used to be pejorative, but it's a registered campaign group founded by Maurice Glasman now.


:psyduck: Amazing.

Well I agree with Communist Thoughts, then, that’s a mad thing to name your group.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Crypto-Nazi poo poo Cunts was already taken by a BNP advocacy group.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
My local Centra had a junkie OD and die in their public free for all toilet. Thankfully didn't see this.
My local chinese had a free for all toilet until two teenage girls went into it at the same time and came out giggling.
They had both poo poo everywhere EXCEPT into the toilet. Unfortunately I was there at the time and saw and smelt it.

They should put up those open toilets you see in Amsterdam.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
someone drove into my car while I was getting lunch

fortunately a nice lady saw it happen and took photos of the guy while he was driving off so the forces of justice are in motion :gritin:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

KOGAHAZAN!! posted:

It’s not the official name of anything. Unless something’s changed recently. It’s a term (generally pejorative) to describe a particular tendency. Inversion of the more common “red tory”, I think.

It's a thing with a logo and everything

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

happyhippy posted:

My local chinese had a free for all toilet until two teenage girls went into it at the same time and came out giggling.
They had both poo poo everywhere EXCEPT into the toilet. Unfortunately I was there at the time and saw and smelt it.

I used to visit my homies in a nearby sixth form at a secondary school when I was at college in the city. Their security was awful and I could just waltz in to eat lunch with some of my friends from this other school. That school had a person they called "the phantom shitter". It started with someone who left a turd in a plastic bag in their assembly hall. Then they smeared tish over the walls of a toilet cubicle. At one point they found another bag of cack behind one of the tiles in their dropped ceiling. There was a few months of quiet, and rumours that the phantom shitter had maybe been expelled or had stopped working. It all started again when the words "I'M BACK" were smeared in bab on the walls of a PE locker room.

The phantom shitter was a legend at the time, but now all I can think is that someone had to clear up that scat.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Azza Bamboo posted:

I used to visit my homies in a nearby sixth form at a secondary school when I was at college in the city. Their security was awful and I could just waltz in to eat lunch with some of my friends from this other school. That school had a person they called "the phantom shitter". It started with someone who left a turd in a plastic bag in their assembly hall. Then they smeared tish over the walls of a toilet cubicle. At one point they found another bag of cack behind one of the tiles in their dropped ceiling. There was a few months of quiet, and rumours that the phantom shitter had maybe been expelled or had stopped working. It all started again when the words "I'M BACK" were smeared in bab on the walls of a PE locker room.

The phantom shitter was a legend at the time, but now all I can think is that someone had to clear up that scat.

The Schoolroom Loafer!

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Communist Thoughts posted:

whats wrong with nandy apart from her blue labour association?

what an awful name for a labour group btw, i thought they were tories but looking into it theyr basically left nationalists/strasserite types which is much more interesting and weird

There's a big question about what her platform is outside of "more money and devolve power to towns"

So far she has either been unable to answer or dodged big economic questions, and will probably shut the left out of power in the party given half a chance.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Azza Bamboo posted:

I used to visit my homies in a nearby sixth form at a secondary school when I was at college in the city. Their security was awful and I could just waltz in to eat lunch with some of my friends from this other school. That school had a person they called "the phantom shitter". It started with someone who left a turd in a plastic bag in their assembly hall. Then they smeared tish over the walls of a toilet cubicle. At one point they found another bag of cack behind one of the tiles in their dropped ceiling. There was a few months of quiet, and rumours that the phantom shitter had maybe been expelled or had stopped working. It all started again when the words "I'M BACK" were smeared in bab on the walls of a PE locker room.

The phantom shitter was a legend at the time, but now all I can think is that someone had to clear up that scat.

There was a guy in GiP who was his units phantom shitter. He had to poo poo in his own shoes to deflect suspicion at one point.

His proudest moment was making GBS threads in an empty VHS tape box

MonkeyLibFront
Feb 26, 2003
Where's the cake?

MikeCrotch posted:

There was a guy in GiP who was his units phantom shitter. He had to poo poo in his own shoes to deflect suspicion at one point.

His proudest moment was making GBS threads in an empty VHS tape box

That's dedication to poo poo in your own shoe, only a squaddie would, we had a lad who curled one out in the middle of the gym we were occupying, in his own wisdom he tried to scoop it up with an iron.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Hope everyone is having fun at the London Goon meet up.

We ran out of people at work today, and I am going to be in until 22.00 tonight. Please send help!

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Jose posted:

Pisscop is one of the lesser seen disco Elysium cop types

https://twitter.com/edcumming/status/1218493605993746432?s=19

No joke. I got a jacket that said "Piss F****t" and everything

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Oh look the woke libs are out for Bernie now because he (quite rightly) draws a link between deprivation and susceptibility to fascism

https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1218206296316485632?s=19

Like, what's her actual point here? I don't think he's even saying what she's accusing him of. Obviously some racism can be cultural and some people will be bigots no matter what but is she really trying to say that every single trump voter cast their ballot as a frothing klansman?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Azza Bamboo posted:

There was a few months of quiet, and rumours that the phantom shitter had maybe been expelled or had stopped working. It all started again when the words "I'M BACK" were smeared in bab on the walls of a PE locker room.

The phantom shitter was a legend at the time, but now all I can think is that someone had to clear up that scat.

Smeared in bab? Sure Jessflaps wasn't involved?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Thanks to everyone who showed up! Had a lovely time.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Smeared in bab? Sure Jessflaps wasn't involved?
Every time someone says jessflaps I cringe

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Borrovan posted:

Don't mourn; organise.

Absolutely spot on, continuing your trend of being one of the soundest posters ITT. Electoralism is bullshit. As you say the only "electable" candidate will be one who cozies up to the Murdoch press, with all the racism and bullshit that comes along with it, and even Ed "Controls on immigration" Milliband didn't go far enough with that.

So gently caress it. I've summed it up as "If you won't compromise on your greatest ideals, how do you ever expect to win and get a government who will achieve your greatest ideals?". It's a nonsense. Electoralists (i.e., libs) love to say poo poo like "Forget the purity quest, it means nothing if we don't win!" but the opposite is equally true: Winning means nothing if you don't end up with a winner who will make meaningful change. And like Borrovan said, some fake socialist, "little bit fash" arsehole won't win anyway, because people will just vote for the full-fat fascist instead. Changing the system, changing the electorate, putting in hard graft is the only way.

Unfortunately there's not so much I can do from outside the UK but I'll continue to donate to worthwhile orgs. I'll be grateful going forward if people can highlight what they think are gonna be the most impactful ways to do this.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

ThomasPaine posted:

Oh look the woke libs are out for Bernie now because he (quite rightly) draws a link between deprivation and susceptibility to fascism

https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1218206296316485632?s=19

Like, what's her actual point here? I don't think he's even saying what she's accusing him of. Obviously some racism can be cultural and some people will be bigots no matter what but is she really trying to say that every single trump voter cast their ballot as a frothing klansman?

Eh, deprivation isn't strongly correlated with fascism. Their base tends to be middle-class voters who feel their comfortable lives are under threat from a rising underclass. Trump didn't actually pick up a statistically greater number of low-income voters than Romney, but did get a small surge of middle-income voters, while Hillary got a broadly similar number of votes to Obama, with a large drop in low-income voters being compensated for by a roughly equal surge of middle-income voters. Similarly, Johnson's base correlated much more strongly with age than income - he picked up a lot of voters in deprived areas, but that doesn't mean the voters themselves were deprived.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

ThomasPaine posted:

Oh look the woke libs are out for Bernie now because he (quite rightly) draws a link between deprivation and susceptibility to fascism

https://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1218206296316485632?s=19

Like, what's her actual point here? I don't think he's even saying what she's accusing him of. Obviously some racism can be cultural and some people will be bigots no matter what but is she really trying to say that every single trump voter cast their ballot as a frothing klansman?

Her point is that biggots are inhuman monsters that can't be reasoned with. Where she's hosed up is that while she's right, they weren't always this way. She's ignoring cause and effect and just framing it as a immediate present danger. But that's what politics is like now. Hysterical dialogue from all sides. This isn't to say the left is 'just as bad' because the left is hysterically trying to save humanity while the right is hysterically trying to murder everyone. But it means there's little hope for anything being solved without bloodshed. And the right has more practice.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Darth Walrus posted:

Eh, deprivation isn't strongly correlated with fascism. Their base tends to be middle-class voters who feel their comfortable lives are under threat from a rising underclass. Trump didn't actually pick up a statistically greater number of low-income voters than Romney, but did get a small surge of middle-income voters, while Hillary got a broadly similar number of votes to Obama, with a large drop in low-income voters being compensated for by a roughly equal surge of middle-income voters. Similarly, Johnson's base correlated much more strongly with age than income - he picked up a lot of voters in deprived areas, but that doesn't mean the voters themselves were deprived.

My bad, alienation is probably a better word than deprivation (though they often go hand in hand). Additionally, someone promising something is always going to have an advantage over someone promising nothing, even if that's less due to their winning and more their opponent losing by failing to inspire any enthusiasm at all.

In any case, I do think the tweet seriously misunderstands Bernie's position or reads it very uncharitably. He's not saying that bigotry will disappear with economic parity or that there aren't any people who are just bigots regardless, but rather that redistribution will take much of the wind out of its sails and gives you a much better place to work from, which is hard to argue with.

E: I guess I'd also ask her, fair enough, but what is your actual plan then?

E2: in short, there are your dyed in the wool fash. You will never win them over. There are also a whole bunch of people who are far less committed but far more numerous. You can win them over, but only with socialist arguments that actually speak to them rather than at them. This is what libs do not get, an ignorance that I think is showing very clearly in the tweet I linked.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jan 18, 2020

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008
https://twitter.com/Otto_English/status/1218473144949800961?s=19

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
while undoubtedly a lot of people who voted for Trump/Johnson are fash or fash-adjacent, it's pretty clearly wrong to say that all of them are

if Labour/Bernie/the Dems campaign on the premise that converting any Tory/Trump voters is impossible then they'll never win another election

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Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


feedmegin posted:

Thanks to everyone who showed up! Had a lovely time.

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