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| Kirk Cousins, lol |
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| Lamar's MVP gets run over |
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| The Texans play the greatest quarter of football |
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| <Tom Hanks Voice> WILSON |
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9 | 4.57% |
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Rivers has had a vacation home in Florida for years
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Jan 18, 2020 19:50
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Philip Rivers: Florida man just makes too much goddam sense. DADGUM IT THIRD JEREMY IF YOU'RE GONNA STEAL AN EGG FROM A GATOR NEST WAIT TO TAKE YOUR GAT DANGED METH AFTER! YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE 4TH ELISABETH DO YOU! SHOOT!
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Jan 18, 2020 19:57
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Florida's where people go when they retire right
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Jan 18, 2020 20:35
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Frank Clark sounds right, Derrick Henry indeed is nowhere near as good as Jamal Lewis
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Jan 18, 2020 21:09
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Mystic Stylez posted:Frank Clark sounds right, Derrick Henry indeed is nowhere near as good as Jamal Lewis Wrong account, Kawalimus.
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Jan 18, 2020 21:18
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Demon Of The Fall posted:http://twitter.com/jwyattsports/status/1218590804253577219 I'm legitimately interested to see who he thinks is currently active in the league that is harder to tackle (or better at breaking tackles if that's a distinction that needs to be made).
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Jan 18, 2020 21:32
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tangy yet delightful posted:I'm legitimately interested to see who he thinks is currently active in the league that is harder to tackle (or better at breaking tackles if that's a distinction that needs to be made). FWIW there's this but I dunno about things like correlation with type of runs called, etc. 
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Jan 18, 2020 21:38
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I'm sure Rivers just paid movers but thinking about the logistics of moving a giant house and a dozen kids 3000 miles gives me a headache
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Jan 18, 2020 21:47
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Mystic Stylez posted:FWIW there's this but I dunno about things like correlation with type of runs called, etc. I wonder what qualifies as a broken tackle there. Aaron Jones is in the top 3 but he's not exactly a tackle breaking machine, he's just really slippery and squirts right through arm tackles instead of actively throwing tacklers to the ground.
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Jan 18, 2020 22:13
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https://twitter.com/kirkcousins8/status/1218532222896091136?s=21
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Jan 18, 2020 22:15
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Cousins should read more books about how to be a QB.
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Jan 18, 2020 22:20
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Feelings on theology aside, the Bible is a very dry read.
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Jan 18, 2020 22:30
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The only book he should be reading is the playbook!
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Jan 18, 2020 22:31
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Is putting your name on the front of your copy normal?... Whatever; do whatever. As long as it makes him confident/centered on the field.
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Jan 18, 2020 22:34
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fsif posted:Feelings on theology aside, the Bible is a very dry read. The old testament has some good pretty horny bits, but yeah, you eventually just get to like 200 straight pages of psalms and then the new testament might as well be a hippy trying to upsell you on some crystals.
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Jan 18, 2020 22:34
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“My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.” - D. Cook
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Jan 18, 2020 22:34
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He should literally walk into NFL's office, hold Goodell down on his desk and piss those beers all over him https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1218650635245182976
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Jan 18, 2020 22:49
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With the jaw of an rear end have I slain a thousand men. -
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Jan 18, 2020 23:06
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MoaM posted:Is putting your name on the front of your copy normal?... Well, he could be doing this. 
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Jan 18, 2020 23:11
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So what.
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Jan 18, 2020 23:27
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Reading the Bible cover to cover is weird. Time keeps jumping around, the author keeps changing, all of the sudden you’re on ancestry.com reading boring genealogies, it gets really horny for a while, there’s a bunch of plot holes...
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Jan 19, 2020 00:14
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Ehud posted:Reading the Bible
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Ehud posted:Reading the Bible cover to cover is weird. Time keeps jumping around, the author keeps changing, all of the sudden you’re on ancestry.com reading boring genealogies, it gets really horny for a while, there’s a bunch of plot holes... Yeah I've read a song of ice and fire too
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Jan 19, 2020 00:21
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One thing I learned from that doc: Aaron Hernandez liked Harry Potter books.
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Jan 19, 2020 00:30
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that's my drat quarterback!
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Jan 19, 2020 00:40
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Kalli posted:The old testament has some good pretty horny bits, but yeah, you eventually just get to like 200 straight pages of psalms and then the new testament might as well be a hippy trying to upsell you on some crystals. Revelations is pretty metal tho
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Jan 19, 2020 01:42
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a neat cape posted:Yeah I've read a song of ice and fire too Pontius pilate leans into jesus ear and whispers "the pharisees send their regards"
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Jan 19, 2020 01:44
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A.o.D. posted:So what. Reading sucks rear end
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Jan 19, 2020 02:06
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HappyHippo posted:One thing I learned from that doc: Aaron Hernandez liked Harry Potter books. Same. Also that the story was a lot less depressing when I remembered it being as simple as dumbass football man kills people in very dumbass ways, then self.
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Jan 19, 2020 02:24
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Maybe he should try reading defenses.
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Jan 19, 2020 02:25
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Symphoric posted:Revelations is pretty metal tho Revelations is hard to read because it’s all just events happening with no relationship to each other and then it just ends
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Jan 19, 2020 02:54
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CharlestheHammer posted:Revelations is hard to read because it’s all just events happening with no relationship to each other and then it just ends Just like real life
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Jan 19, 2020 02:55
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It’s pretty common for kids who finish confirmation class to get a bible with their name engraved on the cover, and it’s not like that’s some sort of kiddie bible that you need to get an adult version of when you’re older.
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Jan 19, 2020 02:57
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It's the Book of Revelation  Pedantic, sure but when the Jehovah Witness come to my door talking about the Book of Revelations I tell them there is no such thing and that they don't know what they're talking about. Because I am the rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 19, 2020 02:58
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cpranger posted:It's the Book of Revelation I just hit on them. One day I'll get a story out of it im sure.
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Jan 19, 2020 03:06
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MoaM posted:Is putting your name on the front of your copy normal?... for bibles it's super normal.
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Jan 19, 2020 03:11
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CharlestheHammer posted:Revelations is hard to read because it’s all just events happening with no relationship to each other and then it just ends Just think of the angels as refs blowing whistles and giving humanity a series of 15 yard personal fouls in the form of wasps.
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Jan 19, 2020 03:13
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BlindSite posted:I just hit on them. One day I'll get a story out of it im sure. Jehovahs are a notorious pedophile-protecting cult if you didn't know.
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Jan 19, 2020 03:17
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Mustached Demon posted:Jehovahs are a notorious pedophile-protecting cult if you didn't know. They'd fit right in with Catholics
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Mustached Demon posted:Jehovahs are a notorious pedophile-protecting cult if you didn't know. Jesus brah Im not making a stance on things im loving with people who interrupt my Saturday afternoon.
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