David D. Davidson posted:You this conversation has me thinking why doesn't Peter just set up a Indiegogo or Patreon? That could at least take some of the financial pressure off him. Miles actually does this in Into the Spider-Verse if you consider the Christmas Album canon
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David D. Davidson posted:You this conversation has me thinking why doesn't Peter just set up a Indiegogo or Patreon? That could at least take some of the financial pressure off him. Because the company would somehow end up keeping all the money for themselves because Peter didn't read the agreement correctly or it was marked as a potential fraud due to a bad write-up in the Bugle, and then they tell Spidey the money is being donated to charity and he freaks out that it would be a dick move to take money away from a charity. In the meantime his power gets cut off.
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Jan 19, 2020 09:30
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Then Harry has ANOTHER relapse and the Green Goblin breaks into the Patreon database to track down every supporter and invite them to a fake event - intending to first tell them that they actually are supporting a loser dad-killer named Peter Parker, and then kill them with a pumpkin bomb or something whatever. Now Pete's got to track them down too to not only stop GG from killing them but also telling them all his secret identity. So he breaks into the database but fucks it up, Patreon cancels the account, and now the charity is out that money and he has to donate his water bill money to it to make up for it.
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Jan 19, 2020 12:54
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Jerusalem posted:Because the company would somehow end up keeping all the money for themselves This to me is the most likely one because the writer of the Spider-Man comic doesn't agree with or understand those services so he makes a thinly-veiled analogue called Patronize or GoFundYourself or something and the head of the company turns out to be a supervillain who takes all the donations.
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Lobok posted:This to me is the most likely one because the writer of the Spider-Man comic doesn't agree with or understand those services so he makes a thinly-veiled analogue called Patronize or GoFundYourself or something and the head of the company turns out to be a supervillain who takes all the donations. So a bitcoin exchange?
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Jan 19, 2020 15:01
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Spidey tried to set up a Patreon page but he got confused and ended up on Hail Hydreon.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:06
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Ok so now the Tana and Peter thing makes sense. Apparently super people just move their relationships along way faster.
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Lobok posted:This to me is the most likely one because the writer of the Spider-Man comic doesn't agree with or understand those services so he makes a thinly-veiled analogue called Patronize or GoFundYourself or something and the head of the company turns out to be a supervillain who takes all the donations. Actually, he was feeding off of misery from the failed kickstarters.
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Jan 19, 2020 19:15
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A Modest Proposal? Good lord, hope there aren't any children aboard.
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Jan 19, 2020 19:51
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Three quarters of a century means little to Namor's people. 25, 15, what's the difference?
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Jan 19, 2020 19:58
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If three quarters of a century doesn't matter to him, Aunt May is open to some sub-surface romance.
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Elfface posted:Three quarters of a century means little to Namor's people. 25, 15, what's the difference? Whoa whoa whoa, Namor may be a perv but he's no Hal Jordan.
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Jan 19, 2020 20:26
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"Three-quarters of a century is nothing, but knowing someone for two minutes is definitely enough time to propose."
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Qwertycoatl posted:If three quarters of a century doesn't matter to him, Aunt May is open to some sub-surface romance. "Uncle Subbie" doesn't roll off the tongue like "Uncle Moley", but I'll allow it. Because I'm not Peter.
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namor's going to marry both mj and peter
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Peter gains a Hulk-level amount of temporary strength when he becomes enraged to learn that Aunt May might find romantic happiness, and just beats seven shades of poo poo out of Namor.
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Jerusalem posted:Peter gains a Hulk-level amount of temporary strength when he becomes enraged to learn that Aunt May might find romantic happiness, and just beats seven shades of poo poo out of Namor. Petey-boy basically becomes Doom Guy anytime Aunt May is about to bone. We'll see how much Namor likes the rip and tear!
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Cat Mattress posted:"Uncle Subbie" doesn't roll off the tongue like "Uncle Moley", but I'll allow it. Uncle Subbie makes it even kinkier
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Namor will conquer the Parkers, and then legally adopt Peter, making Namor his Dominating Subby Daddy.
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Johnny Walker posted:
Mmmmmm, don't think this is the case in the retail comics universe... 
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Jan 20, 2020 17:29
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  Cucked again!
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Binary Badger posted:Mmmmmm, don't think this is the case in the retail comics universe... I hate that art so loving much.
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howe_sam posted:I hate that art so loving much. Looks like Land with a different colorist than usual.
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howe_sam posted:I hate that art so loving much. 
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Peter: with great power comes great responsibility Also Peter: I'm quitting my job and moving to Hollywood to become a movie star!
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Johnny Walker posted:
he's just surprised because he realized that her hair really is red, like fire!
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  sure Pete.
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you need to come with your own spiderman costume to audition? ????
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:you need to come with your own spiderman costume to audition?  "Oh great Kraven's here too?!?!"
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loving hell Tino, not again
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Thus begins the Clone Saga!
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Jan 22, 2020 18:44
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Namor with the smug look on his face, thinking 'my little pinky should suffice to take out this scrawny surface dweller'
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Jan 22, 2020 23:30
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 "He must be Spider-Man!" everyone says at once.
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Johnny Walker posted:
I see Peter Parker has the supernatural capacity to teleport the action inside of a recently-plastered apartment building. First couple panels: Namor's got his back to the ocean. Third panel: Peter pushes him into the corner of a white-walled room.
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*hundreds of lives in imminent and mortal danger* *Peter puts Hamlet to shame with his dithering and hand-wringing* vs. *some guy says he has the hots for Peter's wife* Peter: ROUND 1, FIGHT!
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