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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The game is sorta like Trials, except you have to climb about 500 feet up, inches at a time. It took 12 hours for him to get that far, almost at the end. I saw a speedrunner get to that point in a minute 44, lol. It definitely looks like a hard game but that's not even a fifth of the way to the end. Still sucks that he lost 12 hours of progress, god drat
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The game, Getting Over It by Bennett Foddy opens with the line "I made this game for a certain kind of person. To hurt them." Which tells you much of what you need to know.
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Kit Walker posted:I saw a speedrunner get to that point in a minute 44, lol. It definitely looks like a hard game but that's not even a fifth of the way to the end. Still sucks that he lost 12 hours of progress, god drat I'm on hour 35 of The Outer Worlds. Speedrunners beat it in 6 minutes. We're not measuring how quick an SR-71 flew from D.C. to Los Angeles, we're watching a guy who walked for 12 hours get clubbed over the head and taxied back to his origin.
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Jan 20, 2020 00:48
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The first tough guy in the seminal sr-71 text had to land and start over, got it.
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Jan 20, 2020 03:42
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Don't tell Terrance Howard about 1x1.
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The musical selection on this one leaves me no choice but to post its lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8
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Powered Descent posted:The musical selection on this one leaves me no choice but to post its lyrics. Dangerously close to posting rage comics
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I mean, "PAWSitive" is, like, right there.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The game is sorta like Trials, except you have to climb about 500 feet up, inches at a time. It took 12 hours for him to get that far, almost at the end. Oh, got it, thanks! Man that sucks.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:28
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Yeah if you want an idea of what it took to get that far check out dunkey's video, it pretty well summarizes the experience imo Oh my God Even when A HORNY SWEARENGEN up there told me I didn't truly understand...
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Jan 20, 2020 06:33
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If you manage to beat the game your reward is a chatroom populated by other people who just beat the game. It's basically an invite to world's most exclusive chat channel.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:42
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your reward is a chat with other nolifers? lol I hope they don't start another incel terrorist cell and start killing people
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Fartbox posted:your reward is a chat with other nolifers? lol The whole game's set up to be way more gentle than that, it's almost impossible to hit the ending and have anything like that sort of mindset
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Jan 20, 2020 08:28
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to achieve nirvana, dehumanize yourself and face to cauldronass
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Fartbox posted:your reward is a chat with other nolifers? lol It’s hard to go on a murder spree sitting in a cauldron.
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Jan 20, 2020 08:37
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If the person playing the game was capable of going on a killing spree, they would have done so long before finishing it.
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I think the game is pretty dangerous and I wouldn’t let my son play it. What if you’re the kind of person who’s been thinking about a murder spree but kept failing at the idea? You beat that game and realize you can succeed after all? I don’t think so bucko.
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Jan 20, 2020 09:28
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Is he naked in the cauldron haha?
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Stop trying to make timg MP4's happen!  It's not going to happen!
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Jan 20, 2020 10:48
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It's nazi footage edited to be the opening of The Office. You're not missing much.
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Oh good I didn't have a chance to put the sound on and it was really awkward watching it roll, waiting for the joke and or meme.
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The F.R.I.E.N.D.S. parody is better, not that that’s saying much.
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Platystemon posted:The F.R.I.E.N.D.S. parody is better, not that that’s saying much. Jennifer Aniston as Adolf Nippler.
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Jan 20, 2020 13:30
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Oh boy are we just posting 4chan memes from 2015 now? Cause if so have I got a hilarious "le troll face" to share.
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Just Offscreen posted:Oh boy are we just posting 4chan memes from 2015 now? Please, do.
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Jan 20, 2020 13:49
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If we're posting 4chan memes, may I have little a longcat, as a treat?
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Paladinus posted:Please, do. OK here goes: turn off you're moniter
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90s Cringe Rock posted:If we're posting 4chan memes, may I have little a longcat, as a treat? 
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Aw yeah, that's the good poo poo.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Is he naked in the cauldron haha? Can you hit your cauldron with your hammer and ring yourself like a gong?
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Jan 20, 2020 14:24
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is that what they're calling it these days
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I wonder what the cauldron smells like haha on the inside haha
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And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
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