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Are QAnons still convincing themselves that JFK Jr is alive? That was always my favorite crazy subplot.
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Jan 20, 2020 03:20
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That still exists, but for some reason I’ve noticed a big surge lately of “Michelle Obama is a man”.
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Jan 20, 2020 03:30
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The JFK jr. being alive part is only accepted by a subset of Qanons, others think they're kooks.
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Jan 20, 2020 05:10
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Yeah it's a significant source of qanon bickering/infighting and the people who don't subscribe to the JFK jr stuff are really mad about the people who do because they're convinced that the unpilled masses would awaken to the truth if only it weren't for those weirdos making GBS threads up their otherwise extremely normal movementIPlayVideoGames posted:That still exists, but for some reason I’ve noticed a big surge lately of “Michelle Obama is a man”.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:17
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I love the JFK Jr thing is based on some rando who happened to stand with his hands in a similar way. The guy didn't look like him at all.
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Jan 20, 2020 06:52
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twistedmentat posted:I love the JFK Jr thing is based on some rando who happened to stand with his hands in a similar way. The guy didn't look like him at all.  clearly needed facial reconstruction surgery after Killary failed and he survived the plane crash
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Jan 20, 2020 11:54
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Nah, he's just wearing a hat.
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Jan 20, 2020 11:55
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Pretty good posted:This goes back like at least a decade unfortunately. idk if Q has ever actually referenced it but it's definitely got a new lease on life because of these loving people. They get to be transphobic and racist all in one statement so it’d just be lazy of them to not take the shot.
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Jan 20, 2020 18:09
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Ambitious Spider posted:' Why are you sharing two pictures of the same person?
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Jan 20, 2020 19:00
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I think I heard that the people who don’t believe JFK Jr is still alive still believe that he’s the one who set Trump on his decades-long secret war with the Deep State. Someone said there’s also a schism between the New Age/Extraterrestrials/Psychics/Reptilians/Flat Earth/etc. believers and those all in on American fundamentalist Christianity, but I can imagine there’s still a lot of people who take cues from both. It’s not like the later’s interpretation of the Bible is consistent anyway. Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jan 20, 2020 |
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Jan 20, 2020 19:21
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Dr Christmas posted:I think I heard that the people who don’t believe JFK Jr is still alive still believe that he’s the one who set Trump on his decades-long secret war with the Deep State. We are three years into the cult and there are already schisms about JFK Jr. despite Q having explicitly proclaimed him dead. Makes you wonder what the gently caress was going on in the early christianity cult before a central educated authority took control. If american evangelicalism managed to turn Jesus into a sleazy car salesman who only heals cancer if you move up a ladder in some random MLM/pyramid scheme, early christians might have made up the hippie aspect completely. Was Jesus actually a huge dick?
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Jan 20, 2020 20:20
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Ambitious Spider posted:'
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Jan 20, 2020 20:27
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A section of the non-JFK Jr QAnon sect also believes that the JFK Jr sect doesn’t actually believe he is alive either but that they are really a counter-op by The Cabal to make QAnon look silly/crazy so the masses will dismiss QAnon to stop The Great Awakening
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Jan 21, 2020 17:12
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GABA ghoul posted:We are three years into the cult and there are already schisms about JFK Jr. despite Q having explicitly proclaimed him dead. Dr. VooDoo posted:A section of the non-JFK Jr QAnon sect also believes that the JFK Jr sect doesn’t actually believe he is alive either but that they are really a counter-op by The Cabal to make QAnon look silly/crazy so the masses will dismiss QAnon to stop The Great Awakening God drat I love the way that the crazy diversifies.
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Jan 21, 2020 17:20
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Please don't tag any bad players like that guy who cheated at Uno: https://twitter.com/paul_serran/status/1219034377990103046?s=20
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Jan 21, 2020 18:28
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Ambitious Spider posted:' Did his deep state botox go so badly he doubled his nose and mouth length or was that the plane crash
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Jan 22, 2020 08:05
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Did his deep state botox go so badly he doubled his nose and mouth length or was that the plane crash It's a prosthetic, duh. It's big because it fits over the regular nose.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:08
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GABA ghoul posted:We are three years into the cult and there are already schisms about JFK Jr. despite Q having explicitly proclaimed him dead. There legitimately was a christian cult (whose name I always forget and it takes forever to google) around the 2nd-3rd century who were obsessed with getting to Heaven ASAP but since the bible clearly lays out that killing yourself to do that gets you rejected, they'd go around armed with clubs attacking travelers hoping to be killed, standing around tall cliffs, and sassing judges (roman contempt of court held a death sentence). Much more entertaining than the occasional gun spree that's all QAnon promises.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:14
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Pieces of Peace posted:There legitimately was a christian cult (whose name I always forget and it takes forever to google) around the 2nd-3rd century who were obsessed with getting to Heaven ASAP but since the bible clearly lays out that killing yourself to do that gets you rejected, they'd go around armed with clubs attacking travelers hoping to be killed, standing around tall cliffs, and sassing judges (roman contempt of court held a death sentence). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcellions
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Jan 22, 2020 08:31
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I’m pretty sure you can’t try to pull a “well, technically...” on god of all beings but props for those guys for trying I guess
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Jan 22, 2020 08:39
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I’m pretty sure you can’t try to pull a “well, technically...” on god of all beings but props for those guys for trying I guess There's a story from the Talmud of this actually happening. God found it funny.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:42
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:There's a story from the Talmud of this actually happening. God found it funny. Yeah Judaism is pretty much thousands of years of rabbis "Well actually"-ing each other and God. There's even a joke about it, about God coming down from heaven to back a particular rabbi in a big argument and all the others going "Interesting, but not really proof".
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Jan 22, 2020 08:52
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I’m pretty sure you can’t try to pull a “well, technically...” on god of all beings but props for those guys for trying I guess Well, technically all of Manhattan is in one single private domain... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv
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Jan 22, 2020 09:09
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drat I had never heard of these guys, they own.
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Jan 22, 2020 09:40
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Yeah Judaism is pretty much thousands of years of rabbis "Well actually"-ing each other and God. There's even a joke about it, about God coming down from heaven to back a particular rabbi in a big argument and all the others going "Interesting, but not really proof". IIRC, the joke is, one rabbi is trying to convince three other rabbi of something, and he gets God to send several signs that he’s correct, culminating in Him bellowing from Heaven that he’s correct. But the other rabbis then say, “So? Now it’s just three to two.”
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Jan 22, 2020 09:49
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Jay Rust posted:IIRC, the joke is, one rabbi is trying to convince three other rabbi of something, and he gets God to send several signs that he’s correct, culminating in Him bellowing from Heaven that he’s correct. But the other rabbis then say, “So? Now it’s just three to two.” Lol yeah, I think that's it.
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Jan 22, 2020 09:53
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Did his deep state botox go so badly he doubled his nose and mouth length or was that the plane crash No one would have expected a Kennedy to be ugly as hell. Their plot was foiled by Joe Kennedy III
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Jan 22, 2020 17:56
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Ague Proof posted:No one would have expected a Kennedy to be ugly as hell.
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Jan 23, 2020 07:29
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https://twitter.com/ad_inifinitum/status/1220194928577470464?s=21
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Jan 23, 2020 20:23
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This is what boomers actually believe
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Jan 23, 2020 20:53
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I personally wouldn’t think meat of any kind, let alone child meat, would go well in toaster strudel.
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Jan 23, 2020 21:08
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Child meat is the sole exception, that's why it's so expensive.
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Jan 23, 2020 21:21
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The whole 8-minute video was quite entertaining: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YByWtU9BugY
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Jan 23, 2020 22:14
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someone i know from high school was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and probably like 5 other things. She sometimes posts live on facebook a dozen times a day. the dead eye, thousand mile stare, oh yeah was I talking about something look is exactly the same as the angry toaster strudel woman.
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Jan 23, 2020 22:32
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So do they have an explanation for Trump’s famous love of McDonalds and stuff like this: 
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Jan 23, 2020 23:17
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Blue Moonlight posted:I personally wouldn’t think meat of any kind, let alone child meat, would go well in toaster strudel. those toaster scramble things that are like bacon, egg and cheese toaster strudels are loving amazing
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Jan 23, 2020 23:53
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You’d think the bacon would be the part made out of child flesh but it’s actually the cheese.
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Jan 23, 2020 23:55
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:those toaster scramble things that are like bacon, egg and cheese toaster strudels are loving amazing I had no idea they had savory toaster strudel. Who would have thought I’d learn something thanks to QAnon.
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Jan 24, 2020 00:43
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Why does she have a New Order album cover on the mantle? Also lol she votes.
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twistedmentat posted:Why does she have a New Order album cover on the mantle? At some point there was a thing that brought her joy and it might be New Order. Now she is a joyless husk
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