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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Pandemic speedrun off to a good start

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Wuhan it's got us all in check

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Flavius Aetass posted:

why does ted cruz have a weird white cylinder instead of a gavel

it goes up his butt

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Pandemic speedrun off to a good start

Washington state huh? I'm doomed.

Witness me, I never turned on my monitor.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mayor Dave posted:

Has the trial started yet

yeah

greenwald was found guilty of going on tucker carlsons fascism hour

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

well it was nice posting with you

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

hey that’s my state!

we are number 1!!!!

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
lmao cool
https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1219685251867217920?s=19

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Schmeichy posted:

well it was nice posting with you

the feeling isn't mutual

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1219680221470896128

:sad:

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





down with the sickness

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I'm so happy we have the trump administration and its incredibly stability and organization in response to what could be a serious disease outbreak

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Gringostar posted:

the feeling isn't mutual

cool

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Mayor Dave posted:

Has the trial started yet

It was scheduled for 1, but it seems that Mitch doesn’t have the votes to pass the rules and is trying to whip the republicans

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i hate politics

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

BgRdMchne posted:

It was scheduled for 1, but it seems that Mitch doesn’t have the votes to pass the rules and is trying to whip the republicans

Wait what where are you seeing that

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Tainen posted:

hey that’s my state!

we are number 1!!!!

heh, the unnamed country can only salivate :mrapig:
https://twitter.com/shanghaidaily/status/1219194449739186183?s=20

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Trump did this by desperately praying for something to distract from impeachment

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Failson posted:

Washington state huh? I'm doomed.

Witness me, I never turned on my monitor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EyC3o4UsI0

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Hoarse Whisperer tweets should be just as shunned as Bitchell tweets. There's some dumbass libs who deserve the attention because they're at least funny or hapless. Dude is just grating and has a terrible brain, there's absolutely no reason to be paying attention to him. If I found out one day he was a performance piece I would respect the dedication and craft it took to really nail the soul of moronicle American liberalism.


He's like the Krassensteins and old era Daou without any of the fun.

He's just a health insurance peon who knows his worthless leech job will be eliminated with m4a

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Remember when right-wingers in Brazil had Glenn and his husband's close friend (and socialist politician) murdered and then bragged about it, got elected, and are now arresting Glenn. Fitting justice for Glenn going on Fox news and saying the controlled opposition Dems are trying to destroy the left by focusing on Russia based conspiracies.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


probated for not wanting journalists to get murdered by facist regimes lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

lmfao RIP benny harvey

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

I'm so happy we have the trump administration and its incredibly stability and organization in response to what could be a serious disease outbreak

*Obamaishly* we got this

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Wait what where are you seeing that

Speculation, but why else was there a twenty minute delay

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
kiss tape is real

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Schnorkles posted:

I'm so happy we have the trump administration and its incredibly stability and organization in response to what could be a serious disease outbreak

Hahaha, this calm, reasonable guy is president.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/495379061972410369
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/496443427647942658
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/518449173549830144

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

BgRdMchne posted:

Speculation, but why else was there a twenty minute delay

Everyone involved is 80 years old

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
wuhan fllu ain’t nothin to gently caress with

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


He's gonna suddenly be in favor of sea walls

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




:yeshaha:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

:smugdon: I've said many times that handshakes are dangerous, thank you!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

new kind of cat posted:

wuhan fllu ain’t nothin to gently caress with

Lmao

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

triple bulk

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

new kind of cat posted:

wuhan fllu ain’t nothin to gently caress with

drat I think you actually are the first one to make that joke. Nice job.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

President Trump's legal team has filed a response: "lol I know right? so cool"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



what is with this style of headline that implies I'm really loving stupid or something

feminist zines were around before the 70s too


https://mobile.twitter.com/synekura_audio/status/1216416656873984003

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 362 days!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Wuhan it's got us all in check

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Free A Gnarlacious Bro you fuckers.

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