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So the hero is this guy! I think it's time we faced that fact!
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You see Billy, by this time somebody had thrown a chicken while an infertile couple looked at a store.
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Jan 21, 2020 19:45
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Lick your eggs. Or have your friends lick them. Twilight's bit with the taser on the seat of dad's car gets me every time because of how random and out of nowhere it is. Bzzt! Bzzt! Euggh! (but that's RiffTrax, of course)
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Keromaru5 posted:"Truck Farmer: the special edition. Contains scenes the studio originally thought too graphic for general audiences."
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Jan 21, 2020 21:18
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Every BANG! from Cry Wilderness Also it is more of a visual gag, but Mike and bots doing a little wiggle for Squirm's title reveal gets me every time. Also that movie brings us theSpring Fever short which should also just be posted in its entirety here.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:02
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ringu0 posted:Lick your eggs. Or have your friends lick them. Chicken of Tomorrow might just be the single most quotable thing they ever did, and the fact that the rest of the episode it's attached to(The Brute Man) is a classic too also helps
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Jan 21, 2020 22:09
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rydiafan posted:You see Billy, by this time somebody had thrown a chicken while an infertile couple looked at a store. Merlin was a thieving crackhead who fenced VCRs to feed his habit!
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Jan 21, 2020 22:10
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impressions of gun and artillery fire, imitations of Vietnamese MARINES! WE...ARE...LEAV...ING! Sorry, back in Danang there for a bit.
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Jan 21, 2020 23:25
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You guys have already quoted a bunch of my faves, so here's one from The Creeping Terror: Narrator: "Colonel Caldwell ordered his men into action." Crow: "Men. Action."  And a quote from The Sinister Urge: Crow: "So they put her in more clothes than she's ever had on in her life!" 
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Jan 22, 2020 00:17
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"One weekend a month, my rear end!"
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Jan 22, 2020 00:29
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They got Jiminy, GET EM
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Jan 22, 2020 01:36
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There's a couple of riffs that I've appropriated for my life; the "Two weeks later" and "Meanwhile, the following June" from The Human Duplicators.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:05
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Note to self, get... real... beard.
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Dr. Gargunza posted:Pretty much all of The Cave Dwellers I wear my sunglasses at night!
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Jan 22, 2020 02:49
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drrockso20 posted:Chicken of Tomorrow might just be the single most quotable thing they ever did, and the fact that the rest of the episode it's attached to(The Brute Man) is a classic too also helps Joey "The Cocks Comb" Cocelli! Ricky "The Bantam" Jebatello! Jimmy "Crazy Cock" Cuchini!
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Jan 22, 2020 02:58
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Crazy Ferret posted:Also that movie brings us theSpring Fever short which should also just be posted in its entirety here. Coily? Ew. drrockso20 posted:Chicken of Tomorrow might just be the single most quotable thing they ever did, and the fact that the rest of the episode it's attached to(The Brute Man) is a classic too also helps That what you think, Big. Boy! 
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Jan 22, 2020 03:05
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drrockso20 posted:Chicken of Tomorrow might just be the single most quotable thing they ever did, and the fact that the rest of the episode it's attached to(The Brute Man) is a classic too also helps Mike losing it when the grocer is yelling at his delivery boy and Crow riffs, “Dear God, I hate you! I hope you die!” is such a great moment.
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Jan 22, 2020 03:10
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John Murdoch posted:Coily? Ew. That was weird
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Jan 22, 2020 03:14
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This music is like Luther Vandross for chickens
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Jan 22, 2020 03:21
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drrockso20 posted:Chicken of Tomorrow might just be the single most quotable thing they ever did Chicken sliced to the width of one electron!
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Jan 22, 2020 03:29
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John Murdoch posted:Coily? Ew. You'll be the first to die! Where does Coily fit into God's plan for us?
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Jan 22, 2020 03:45
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More gray asses!
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Jan 22, 2020 03:48
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He's the kindly old pornographer!
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Jan 22, 2020 09:45
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We must protect this dirty box!
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Jan 22, 2020 09:59
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It was very open-minded of them to cast aliens in these roles.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:We must protect this dirty box! Ah, Mr. Homeless People. Once again we see there is nothing you possess that I cannot take away.
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Jan 22, 2020 11:52
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The Bronx is something which I should have left.
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Jan 22, 2020 12:09
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You've seen me, and I've had it! 
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Jan 22, 2020 13:26
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"This movie awakened Eleanor Roosevelt's sexuality." *Shot of The Deadly Mantis flying* Mike: "My, but he is stately."
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Jan 22, 2020 13:32
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:The Bronx is something which I should have left. Even though this is Italy, LEAVE THE BRONX!
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Jan 22, 2020 13:43
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I tell ya, it looks like everyone's left The Bronx, Ted.
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Jan 22, 2020 13:45
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PACKERS WOOOOO
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Jan 22, 2020 13:51
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Audiences won't soon forget when The Thing, We Didn't Know What It Was was put in the helicopter by The Guy We Didn't Know.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Even though this is Italy, LEAVE THE BRONX! "I thought it was a suggestion!"
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Jan 22, 2020 19:18
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"Henry Da Silva courtesy of Rent-Da-Silva"
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"Norman, the loons! Kill them!" Also: "Ivanushka...!" "Are you freaking out yet?" Edit: One more: "Every time I come close to not hating him, I see those feet on the side of the van." SolarFire2 fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jan 23, 2020 |
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Jan 23, 2020 02:00
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"I never saw my grandma naked, but this'll do." "That bra's about as sexy as a concrete abutment."
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Jan 23, 2020 03:47
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To me, any bra is a Wonderbra.
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Jan 23, 2020 04:25
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Ah, comfortable 2 PM beer buzz...greasy guys carrying unconscious girls...homesick yet, Mike? 
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Sing it with me; HE TRIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORK-LIIIIFT!
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