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Star Trek or Star Wars? I think Star Trek would because captain picard could just beam darth vader and luke skywalkers heads off
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Jan 22, 2020 06:53
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The viewing audience
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Jan 22, 2020 06:55
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*picard* "make it so" *the enterprise fires yet another volley of photon torpedoes into the side of the super star destroyer, shattering it in twain*
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Jan 22, 2020 06:55
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It turns out Worf's mother was also named Padme...
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Jan 22, 2020 07:02
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What is the explanation barring The Holdo Maneuver in Star Trek
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Jan 22, 2020 07:09
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Daikloktos posted:What is the explanation barring The Holdo Maneuver in Star Trek Sisko can ask the prophets to *mumble mumble*
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Jan 22, 2020 07:10
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as it turns out, Sisko has a really high Midichlorian count and the Qui-Gonn of Bajoran prophets really wants to train him up
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Jan 22, 2020 07:13
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The fact is, the winner would be decided by whatever would make Captain Picard look off into the distance in the most profound looking kind of way
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Jan 22, 2020 07:25
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Picard would end up with c3P0 on the ship or some poo poo and they'd find a diplomatic solution by plugging him into the ships computer and ordering him to have a 3 way with data in virtual space
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Jan 22, 2020 07:26
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Palpatine and the crystalline entertain make out, also?? It isn't gay, the crystalline entity does not have a gender, actually it's practically girl, when you think about it, because it's shiny and pretty
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Jan 22, 2020 07:27
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star wars obviously. now if you asked who would win in a trek now thats a different story
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Jan 22, 2020 07:29
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cuntman.net posted:star wars obviously. now if you asked who would win in a trek now thats a different story lmao
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Jan 22, 2020 07:29
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Dash Rendar posted:as it turns out, Sisko has a really high Midichlorian count and the Qui-Gonn of Bajoran prophets really wants to train him up Sisko punched Q so hard he never showed up again on DS9 after that. You do not gently caress with The Sisko.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:08
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nine-gear crow posted:Sisko punched Q so hard he never showed up again on DS9 after that. You do not gently caress with The Sisko. I think Q started the Dominion War over it and all Sisko had to do was apologize, like how when Picard apologized to Q and asked for help Q made the borg go away. anyway maybe Star Trek: Picard opens with sisko saying "sorry!!" and then basically all of Deep Space 9 never happened. paramount has already hired me over this idea. like before we reached the end of that sentence.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:11
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I want a Star Trek episode where Q randomly shows up to bug Picard except instead of Q it's Palpy.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:12
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Dash Rendar posted:I want a Star Trek episode where Q randomly shows up to bug Picard except instead of Q it's Palpy. lmao palpatine just shows up laughing and zotting force lightning at picard off and on the whole time while picard's trying to do something boring like escort a diplomat to that one dirt planet they always film on
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Jan 22, 2020 08:14
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Pick posted:I think Q started the Dominion War over it and all Sisko had to do was apologize, like how when Picard apologized to Q and asked for help Q made the borg go away. anyway maybe Star Trek: Picard opens with sisko saying "sorry!!" and then basically all of Deep Space 9 never happened. paramount has already hired me over this idea. like before we reached the end of that sentence. Checks out. Q offered to send Voyager home instantly if Janeway slept with him and instead she went "gently caress off creep" and they were stuck in the Delta Quadrant for another 5 years.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:15
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nine-gear crow posted:Checks out. Q offered to send Voyager home instantly if Janeway slept with him and instead she went "gently caress off creep" and they were stuck in the Delta Quadrant for another 5 years. once sisko sleeps with Q he'll have saved billions of lives. but as in "tapestry", only he will know...
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Jan 22, 2020 08:16
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cuntman.net posted:star wars obviously. now if you asked who would win in a trek now thats a different story
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Jan 22, 2020 08:19
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Pick posted:lmao palpatine just shows up laughing and zotting force lightning at picard off and on the whole time while picard's trying to do something boring like escort a diplomat to that one dirt planet they always film on Picard would throw Palpatine into the Enterprise's warp core at the end of episode Darth Vader style.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:20
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nine-gear crow posted:Picard would throw Palpatine into the Enterprise's warp core at the end of episode Darth Vader style. *Insurrection style
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Jan 22, 2020 08:21
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Okay wow hold on everyone, first we need to set some ground rules or else we'll never get anywhere. In order for us to have a productive discussion that leads to a resolution of this question, we'll need to establish some ground rules. The first is that whatever you see on the screen - whatever the effects artists put together that they thought would look cool and could be done in a timely fashion without blowing the budget - is the absolute truth of God. Written materials such as tech manuals or rambling 100+ page PDF screeds against a Youtube video may be admissible as long as they fit within the respective studio's policy concerning their canonicity status. If you try to infer anything from dialogue, you are committing several logical fallacies and instantly lose the debate like the huge loser you are.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:26
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Okay wow hold on everyone, first we need to set some ground rules or else we'll never get anywhere. no
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Jan 22, 2020 08:27
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Okay well in that case let me present the following evidence in favor of the Starship Enterprise (dug that up off my hard drive, appears to have been downloaded October of 2001)
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Jan 22, 2020 08:30
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Nice!!!!!!
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Jan 22, 2020 08:31
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Because Star Wars happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there's actually no evidence that any of their ships etc. are any larger than the models that were constructed for the filming. Every time we see, say, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, etc., he might only be millimeters tall at the most. In that case, it is easy to imagine that William Riker might, for example, step on the Emperor and feel nothing more than the light spark of a dry shag carpet
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Jan 22, 2020 08:33
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Okay well in that case let me present the following evidence in favor of the Starship Enterprise yes
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Jan 22, 2020 08:34
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Okay well in that case let me present the following evidence in favor of the Starship Enterprise 
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Jan 22, 2020 08:34
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Last I checked, you can't set a lighter to stun 
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Jan 22, 2020 08:36
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Tatooine was once a lush paradise covered in vast beautiful fields of quadro-triticale.....
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Jan 22, 2020 08:36
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Cat Army
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cuntman.net posted:star wars obviously. now if you asked who would win in a trek now thats a different story lot of thought provoking replies so far but this one is prob the best
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Jan 22, 2020 21:23
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star wars would win because its lovely spin offs only last 2 hours but the lovely star trek spin off garbage lasts for 7 years
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Jan 22, 2020 21:34
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Pick posted:The fact is, the winner would be decided by whatever would make Captain Picard look off into the distance in the most profound looking kind of way “I’m Jean-Luc.” “Who?” “Jean-Luc Skywalker.”
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