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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Anne Whateley posted:

Did you try Salux cloths? They're like beautiful horrible addictive sandpaper

Not yet but I think someone linked them above, got some in my cart already. Looks like I’ll give em a shot

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Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




yippee cahier posted:

I wanted a little bluetooth button to be able to skip ads while listening to podcasts, because the multi-press shortcuts on my headphones are too hard to trigger. There are versions of this that can strap to my bike handlebars, but I’m sticking it to a Garmin style GPS mount to be able to remove it quickly. Those are available on AE as well. On iOS you just have to configure the forward/back buttons to skip intervals instead of tracks. Can also be used as a camera remote shutter release. Only caveat is that after a half hour it goes into deep sleep and you need to press your button a second time to wake it up first.

US $4.58 15% Off | Wireless Bluetooth Car Remote Controller Phone Car Kit Steering Wheel Remote Controller Receiver CR2032 battery For IOS Android
https://a.aliexpress.com/_sgp9QZ

poo poo, I did not know I needed one of these until now! I used to use my Misfit to skip tracks, but stopped using that, then I switched to wireless buds which I could tap to control, but they were crap so I've gone back to wired headphones and have been getting my phone out of my pocket like a loving caveman to control my music

Cheers mate!

Snowy posted:

In a good way

Oh yeah, goes without saying!

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Snowy posted:

Not yet but I think someone linked them above, got some in my cart already. Looks like I’ll give em a shot

Were you the guy who was using potato peeling gloves to exfoliate?

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
Hah! Who would even do that! Ahahah!




...the potato peeling gloves are way too soft.

I've got hope!



ye s
yes

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I got some good advise not long ago about BT Headsets and now wondering if anyone has ventured into BT Headsets for motorbike helmets? Looking Maximum $200.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Sharpest Crayon posted:

Hah! Who would even do that! Ahahah!




...the potato peeling gloves are way too soft.

I've got hope!



ye s
yes

ye


s

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



:yeshaha:

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry
Omg they're back in stock.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32839278973.html

ye





sssssss

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I bought one of these little toiletry bags:


Waterproof Nylon Travel Organizer Bag Unisex Women Cosmetic Bag Hanging Travel Makeup Bags Washing Toiletry Kits Storage Bags

It was attractively priced, well made (no loose threads, double zippers everywhere) arrived in only two weeks, and looks like it'll hold a LOT of poo poo. The biggest complaint in the reviews is that the hanging hook is plastic, although I don't expect to be hanging it too often--it's nice and compact and opens up fully for easy access. This will replace the hanging (but very very flat) organizer that came with my old luggage; I'll be giving it a test drive on my vacation in a couple weeks. I look forward to being able to fit full-sized toiletries in there.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
http://s.aliexpress.com/AFnuIV3Y

CUM

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
..I honestly was not expecting that. :crossarms:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Masturbation gloves?

Hirayuki posted:

I bought one of these little toiletry bags:


Waterproof Nylon Travel Organizer Bag Unisex Women Cosmetic Bag Hanging Travel Makeup Bags Washing Toiletry Kits Storage Bags

It was attractively priced, well made (no loose threads, double zippers everywhere) arrived in only two weeks, and looks like it'll hold a LOT of poo poo. The biggest complaint in the reviews is that the hanging hook is plastic, although I don't expect to be hanging it too often--it's nice and compact and opens up fully for easy access. This will replace the hanging (but very very flat) organizer that came with my old luggage; I'll be giving it a test drive on my vacation in a couple weeks. I look forward to being able to fit full-sized toiletries in there.
That'd be perfect as Ryanair carry-on luggage

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Hirayuki posted:

I bought one of these little toiletry bags:


Waterproof Nylon Travel Organizer Bag Unisex Women Cosmetic Bag Hanging Travel Makeup Bags Washing Toiletry Kits Storage Bags

It was attractively priced, well made (no loose threads, double zippers everywhere) arrived in only two weeks, and looks like it'll hold a LOT of poo poo. The biggest complaint in the reviews is that the hanging hook is plastic, although I don't expect to be hanging it too often--it's nice and compact and opens up fully for easy access. This will replace the hanging (but very very flat) organizer that came with my old luggage; I'll be giving it a test drive on my vacation in a couple weeks. I look forward to being able to fit full-sized toiletries in there.

My Wife has had that exact bag for years, 4 or 5 trips per year, and it's still in great condition. Even the hook. She can cram everything she needs into it, even full size deodorant spray bottles and dry shampoo

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





How about that new corona virus if someone in Shenzen coughs on my packet. I don't wanna die because of frog pin.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I just got my bed spread, I'm patient zero here now

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mike12345 posted:

How about that new corona virus if someone in Shenzen coughs on my packet. I don't wanna die because of frog pin.

Just open a dispute with the vendor, Ali will take care of it.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




It's OK, AliExpress has you covered:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000218883008.html

More seriously, Wuhan is a long way from Shenzhen, and it sounds like most of the cases came from contact with infected fish or something. I don't think there have been any confirmed cases of human to human transmission yet. I wouldn't stress too much. If you're still worried, just disinfect everything you receive.

slap me and kiss me
Apr 1, 2008

You best protect ya neck
Human to human transmission was confirmed yesterday. Today china quarantined the whole city.

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


Lead out in cuffs posted:

It's OK, AliExpress has you covered:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000218883008.html

More seriously, Wuhan is a long way from Shenzhen, and it sounds like most of the cases came from contact with infected fish or something. I don't think there have been any confirmed cases of human to human transmission yet. I wouldn't stress too much. If you're still worried, just disinfect everything you receive.

I'm not sure why you put your quote in a spoiler tag but there have been human to human transmissions. The article even mentions that Taobao at least is calling workers back from holiday to process mask orders.

Welsh Rarebitch
Jun 5, 2011
Y'all have particular stores to recommend for cute pins and broches?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
ULTIMATE WISH FAIL

ME: orders a set of makeup brushes on Wish because I realized that I would save money by not using my fingers as much and also keep my makeup cleaner and also how do I actually not own any makeup brushes except one powder brush?

WISH: Your order has been canceled because the item isn't being made anymore!

ME: order second set of brushes

ME: waits two months

ME: gets refund

ME: orders new set of makeup brushes

POST OFFICE LADY: hieeeee

ME: Yay! received third set of makeup brushes

(one hour later)

ME: receives second set of makeup brushes

ME: now has like 50 makeup brushes?!

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

ULTIMATE WISH FAIL

ME: orders a set of makeup brushes on Wish because I realized that I would save money by not using my fingers as much and also keep my makeup cleaner and also how do I actually not own any makeup brushes except one powder brush?

WISH: Your order has been canceled because the item isn't being made anymore!

ME: order second set of brushes

ME: waits two months

ME: gets refund

ME: orders new set of makeup brushes

POST OFFICE LADY: hieeeee

ME: Yay! received third set of makeup brushes

(one hour later)

ME: receives second set of makeup brushes

ME: now has like 50 makeup brushes?!

You are now morally obliged to use as many brushes as physically possible every time you put your face on.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The one set also is Sailor Moon-themed!!!

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




slap me and kiss me posted:

Human to human transmission was confirmed yesterday. Today china quarantined the whole city.

It's not gonna survive in a plastic bag, in a shipping container for 1-6 months though, is it? Is it...?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lead out in cuffs posted:

It's OK, AliExpress has you covered:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000218883008.html

More seriously, Wuhan is a long way from Shenzhen, and it sounds like most of the cases came from contact with infected fish or something. I don't think there have been any confirmed cases of human to human transmission yet. I wouldn't stress too much. If you're still worried, just disinfect everything you receive.

What if I ordered a fish, huh? What then?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It would be surströmming by the time it arrived anyway.

slap me and kiss me
Apr 1, 2008

You best protect ya neck

Amphigory posted:

It's not gonna survive in a plastic bag, in a shipping container for 1-6 months though, is it? Is it...?

Probably not 6 months, but research shows that depending on temperature and relative humidity, coronavirus can last up to 28 days.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2863430/

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

So 28 days later, you say?:zombie:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/GrantWTrent/status/1220468362775597056

e: Twitter’s new UI is fucky; grabbed the wrong link.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jan 24, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Um, are they legit selling radioactive cock rings on outta china? Pox can't come quick enough.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

All is vanity and vexation of spirit, for there is nothing new under the sun.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Maybe the coronavirus will finally stop Gwyneth Paltrow

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
A radioactive cock ring is loving ART and I love it.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

So what is the claimed effect? Will it give you a giant glowing green Hulk penis?

Or is the idea supposed to be that nuking your cum is effective birth control?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Another confusing freebie listing (:nws:): https://i.imgur.com/VDwhlsU.jpg

eta: Is there a way to make Imgur not require sign-in? :mad:

Hirayuki fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Jan 24, 2020

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
The freebies link seems to have vanished in the app

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

mobby_6kl posted:

What if I ordered a fish, huh? What then?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32953968812.html

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


norp posted:

The freebies link seems to have vanished in the app
It's right in the middle under the header image for me, same as ever.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

https://twitter.com/GrantWTrent/status/1220468362775597056

e: Twitter’s new UI is fucky; grabbed the wrong link.

Made in Korea though.

I assume South.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
poo poo that sounds kinda cool I'll get 20

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