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marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Chuff McNothing posted:



My cats about to be put down and I'm too far away and can't be there to give him a hug and a goodbye and tell him he's my favourite person.

I'm sorry about your cat :smith:

My mum's cat and my sister's cats are all very old now and I worry about them.

Venomous posted:

Only if (a) they run anyone other than Bernie (b) enough libs hold their nose and vote for Trump, because liberals hate socialists more than fascists

I can't see any Dem beating him. I remember 2004, I was so convinced there was no way the American public were dumb enough to re-elect this fucker. Now I realise I was the one being dumb, to think that.

Also surely the Libs would just stay home, they aren't going to vote Trump.

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Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Chuff McNothing posted:



My cats about to be put down and I'm too far away and can't be there to give him a hug and a goodbye and tell him he's my favourite person.

That's rough :smith:

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

kustomkarkommando posted:

Okay might have to make a new Irish politics thread simply because holy loving jumping Jesus this is cursed

https://twitter.com/gemmaod1/status/1219937699777347585?s=19

Jesus Christ

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63XaJdZF9cU

Is Michael Healy-Rae standing again or is he standing down to pass his rural seat to a different family member? And if the latter do they have a song yet?

Mr Phillby
Apr 8, 2009

~TRAVIS~
I don't think I've ever had a headphone jack break through wear and tear and I won't buy a phone without one just like I won't buy a phone without an SD card slot. I use BT headphones sometimes and wired some other times, theres no reason not to have both options avalable imo.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

forkboy84 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63XaJdZF9cU

Is Michael Healy-Rae standing again or is he standing down to pass his rural seat to a different family member? And if the latter do they have a song yet?

He's still running... And so is his brother who'll win a seat as well... hell they could probably field a third family member and get another seat if they wanted (there's three more nephews and nieces who are all councillors in the same seat)

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Chuff McNothing posted:



My cats about to be put down and I'm too far away and can't be there to give him a hug and a goodbye and tell him he's my favourite person.

I'm sorry. Can you phone or skype him? My 16 year old boy cat was very poorly in Cairo while I was in UK (long story why he couldn't go to vet) so I skyped my friend who was looking after him and she put the headphones by him while I talked to him. She swears he knew it was me and he died the next evening.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


kustomkarkommando posted:

He's still running... And so is his brother who'll win a seat as well... hell they could probably field a third family member and get another seat if they wanted (there's three more nephews and nieces who are all councillors in the same seat)

I was trying to find Michael's new campaign song on Youtube and instead have come across videos of Danny ranting about how drink-driving laws are an attack on rural life & 'Nobody caused a fatality by having three glasses of Guinness drank'

Jesus. Not sure the people of Kerry should be allowed the vote tbqh

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Jan 22, 2020

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
where's the moon gifs

Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I'm sorry. Can you phone or skype him? My 16 year old boy cat was very poorly in Cairo while I was in UK (long story why he couldn't go to vet) so I skyped my friend who was looking after him and she put the headphones by him while I talked to him. She swears he knew it was me and he died the next evening.

It's done. My dad and my brother's girlfriend were there with him giving him all the love he deserves.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/MHealyRae/status/1218607036063195138?s=20

Imagine doing this to your wean

Sorry, every time there's a Dáil election I remember about MHR & get obsessed again.

forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jan 22, 2020

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

kustomkarkommando posted:

Okay might have to make a new Irish politics thread simply because holy loving jumping Jesus this is cursed

https://twitter.com/gemmaod1/status/1219937699777347585?s=19

needs more creepy pencil moustache

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63XaJdZF9cU

Is Michael Healy-Rae standing again or is he standing down to pass his rural seat to a different family member? And if the latter do they have a song yet?

I loving love this song so much lmao what the fuuuuuck

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Chuff McNothing posted:

It's done. My dad and my brother's girlfriend were there with him giving him all the love he deserves.

Sorry bud. You gave him a good cat life though and that's what matters most, you can't always be there when they go y'know?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Coohoolin posted:

I loving love this song so much lmao what the fuuuuuck

I hope you are aware it is a play on the country and Irish smash hit Hit The Diff, about the joys of using heavy machinery

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Chuff McNothing posted:



My cats about to be put down and I'm too far away and can't be there to give him a hug and a goodbye and tell him he's my favourite person.

:(

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

Chuff McNothing posted:

It's done. My dad and my brother's girlfriend were there with him giving him all the love he deserves.

Goodnight sweet kitty! 😔

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

kustomkarkommando posted:

I hope you are aware it is a play on the country and Irish smash hit Hit The Diff, about the joys of using heavy machinery

i did not, i try to avoid irish country like the plague ever since that loving botchling faced oval office butchered Never Tire Of The Road but I will check it out.

btw you should absolutely make an Irish election thread, it can double as Irish simpsons memes thread.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

forkboy84 posted:

I was trying to find Michael's new campaign song on Youtube and instead have come across videos of Danny ranting about how drink-driving laws are an attack on rural life & 'Nobody caused a fatality by having three glasses of Guinness drank'

Jesus. Not sure the people of Kerry should be allowed the vote tbqh

Can we count the people of Tipperary for their constant re-election of Michael Lowry?

A man who was found guilty of tax fraud and spun it as "the only crime I was guilty of was paying too much tax."

And definitely not a cynical move on his part to spare him a more serious charge.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/michael-lowry-tax-filings-saved-him-from-more-serious-charges-1.3550325

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Chuff McNothing posted:

It's done. My dad and my brother's girlfriend were there with him giving him all the love he deserves.

:glomp: I'm sorry again. Remember that you gave him a long and wonderful life filled with love and comfort and abundance.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

The Question IRL posted:

Can we count the people of Tipperary for their constant re-election of Michael Lowry?

A man who was found guilty of tax fraud and spun it as "the only crime I was guilty of was paying too much tax."

And definitely not a cynical move on his part to spare him a more serious charge.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/michael-lowry-tax-filings-saved-him-from-more-serious-charges-1.3550325

HE FIXED THE ROAD

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Guavanaut posted:

The Northumbrian Centre For Excellence in Precision Geolocation, London.


The Irish Heritage Centre in Newcastle, trolling the Chinese district by sitting right next to the huge fuckin gate they built.


Paperhouse posted:

Bernie has a better chance of being President than Corbyn ever did of being PM imho
That would be hilarious, Boris lining up an inescapable fash pact with Trump via trade deals, only for Bernie to force socialism on the UK via the same deals that Boris needs or his country starves.

Shut up, I can dream.

E: So can goddamntwisto, apparently :argh:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

The Northumbrian Centre For Excellence in Precision Geolocation, London.

Turns out I had my northern universities slightly confused, Northumbria University is in fact across the road from the good pizza place, which is under Newcastle University (formerly the University of East Anglia), with Coventry University next door. The former University of Northumbria "campus" (actually a couple of floors in an 80s office block on the Isle of Dogs) is now the University of Sunderland, and their former campus is now the University of Cumbria.

Meanwhile my former office - conveniently located for the Asda on the Isle of Dogs and nothing else - is no longer the University of Cardiff (who closed it amid controversy) but is instead the completely different University of Wales.

I'm joking but this is the ridiculous reality of these satellite campuses that are basically visa/diploma mills for foreign students who want to say they went to uni in the City or Canary Wharf - a couple of floors in an office building and a loving bonanza for those "student living" companies (the University of Newcastle is in the bottom three floors of a ridiculous 32-storey block where you can get a single room with shared kitchen (one per *floor*) for the low, low price of 350 quid a week (400 if you want your own bathroom).

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





marktheando posted:


I can't see any Dem beating him. I remember 2004, I was so convinced there was no way the American public were dumb enough to re-elect this fucker. Now I realise I was the one being dumb, to think that.

Also surely the Libs would just stay home, they aren't going to vote Trump.

That's the thing though: 2004 was John Kerry, ie. your bogstandard neoliberal, against the man who bravely united the country after 9/11 and all that bullshit. Mark Blyth said John Kerry was 'what everyone in the Democratic Party thought everyone who was not a Democrat would like for President. Nobody actually voted for him because they were like, JOHN KERRY WHAT A GUY, they were like, we need to beat Bush, so who's someone that we think other people think would beat Bush?' That's why John Kerry lost, and that's why anyone who isn't Bernie will lose, because they're just another bunch of John Kerrys. Bernie is actually trying not to be a John Kerry, and he has a solid chance of pulling in Gary from Gary, Indiana who couldn't stand yet another John Kerry in the White House.

I mean, you say you were being dumb, but they didn't have a Bernie in the race that year. We didn't have Obama showing us just how bad John Kerry would have been. We didn't know any better. Now we do.

And no, I guarantee the #resistance will turn on the Dems in an instant if Bernie gets the nomination. Bloody numpties.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Chuff McNothing posted:

It's done. My dad and my brother's girlfriend were there with him giving him all the love he deserves.

Sorry for your loss, losing cats is never easy :(

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TheBirmingham6/status/1220058564561162241

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Art.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



I'd be wary about following that Birmingham6 twitter account or anything. Very much a crank.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

kustomkarkommando posted:

I hope you are aware it is a play on the country and Irish smash hit Hit The Diff, about the joys of using heavy machinery

I've spent years thinking that perhaps irish right wingers somehow had the creativity most rightwingers lack

My world is shattering

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

^^ It's originally from "The Ian Duncan Smiths", a parody band.

Anyway... aside from that, there's something really loving weird going on at the moment on twitter. Lots of big and small accounts condemning Labour/Corbynites for Sinophobia:

https://twitter.com/LaurenD1905/status/1220008596047568898?s=20

https://twitter.com/SarahOwen_/status/1220070370990010370?s=20


Apparently since Chinese For Labour have come out and endorsed Nandy, they have been getting abuse from the "Hard left"... lots and lots of people condemning it, but I can't find any actual abuse, and it seems I'm not the only one:

https://twitter.com/dsquareddigest/status/1220090498960019460?s=20

https://twitter.com/demarionunn/status/1220091268467957770?s=20

https://twitter.com/komradeKuacks/status/1220091461150171137?s=20

https://twitter.com/SyedforLondon/status/1220098830009618432?s=20

Obviously twitter is not real life but there are MPs etc. getting in on this and it feels veeeeery loving fishy to me. Same poo poo with "these people are receiving abuse from the HARD LEFT" without any kind of verification or proof that the people are even Labour supporters.

Sorry for the tweet bomb.

WhatEvil fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jan 22, 2020

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Basically this, but add commandeering ambulances to deliver old ladies to hospitals within an hour to Lowry's list of gombeen feats, according to one guy my dad knows (could be bollocks, but would explain his popularity). For Michael Healy-Rae, the roads in his very remote constituency are loving Autobahns compared to the shite I go through on my daily commute in Limerick, which could be ten minutes but is actually forty-to-fifty due to poo poo planning. A comparable constituency to MHR's (but ignored rather than lavished) would be Galway West, where the major road funneling tourists to Connemara is the most gorgeous death trap you'll ever drive. There's a section elsewhere where you straddle the Galway-Mayo border and you can visibly tell by the state of the road which county you are in lol.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

WhatEvil posted:

Anyway... aside from that, there's something really loving weird going on at the moment on twitter. Lots of big and small accounts condemning Labour/Corbynites for Sinophobia:
The year is 2025. Everybody in the UK is a highly specific type of bigot apart from Tommy Robinson and Mecha Jess Phillips.

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT
Irish election debate for those interested


https://youtu.be/GUGzDxbRIlo

It is definitely entertaining. Especially Leo having to awkwardly admit to taking drugs at the end of a question about what they would do re middle class cocaine users

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Exsanguinate them and process their blood into more cocaine to make it affordable to working class cocaine users.

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

Guavanaut posted:

Exsanguinate them and process their blood into more cocaine to make it affordable to working class cocaine users.

I believe that is the current policy

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Cocaine black pudding, surely?

Black and white pudding.

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

kustomkarkommando posted:

Okay might have to make a new Irish politics thread simply because holy loving jumping Jesus this is cursed

https://twitter.com/gemmaod1/status/1219937699777347585?s=19

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

WhatEvil posted:

^^ It's originally from "The Ian Duncan Smiths", a parody band.

Anyway... aside from that, there's something really loving weird going on at the moment on twitter. Lots of big and small accounts condemning Labour/Corbynites for Sinophobia:

tweets


Apparently since Chinese For Labour have come out and endorsed Nandy, they have been getting abuse from the "Hard left"... lots and lots of people condemning it, but I can't find any actual abuse, and it seems I'm not the only one:

tweets

Obviously twitter is not real life but there are MPs etc. getting in on this and it feels veeeeery loving fishy to me. Same poo poo with "these people are receiving abuse from the HARD LEFT" without any kind of verification or proof that the people are even Labour supporters.

Sorry for the tweet bomb.

I can't make out who is accusing who of what here! (Went to the tweet threads).

Sarah Owen seems to say that it is far right doing it?

Marenghi
Oct 16, 2008

Don't trust the liberals,
they will betray you

forkboy84 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63XaJdZF9cU

Is Michael Healy-Rae standing again or is he standing down to pass his rural seat to a different family member? And if the latter do they have a song yet?

https://twitter.com/MHealyRae/status/1219524589686009856?s=2

Standing again. He picked a new election song

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thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I can't make out who is accusing who of what here! (Went to the tweet threads).

Sarah Owen seems to say that it is far right doing it?

Her second tweet definitely asserts this racism is coming from within Labour.

(She says she'd expect this from Piers Morgan, but not from within her own party)

Twitter was, as ever, a mistake, and probably the most useful piece of praxis anyone could ever do would be to burn it down and salt the ashes.

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