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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on plans to move the House of Lords north – Peers have openly scoffed at the idea of the House of Lords moving out of Westminster to York or another northern city, after the government confirmed it was looking at relocating the upper chamber" Telegraph:  HS2 costs could rise to £106bn or more, warns government review Matt:  Independent:  Prince Harry arrives in Canada to join Meghan and Archie Times:  BBC faces 'dangerous moment' after Tony Hall's departure Evening Standard:  Davos 2020: Greta demands climate action but Trump blasts pessimists - as it happened Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Harry and Meghan's future  David Squires: 
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Donald Trump's climate pledge at Davos – On an opening day in Switzerland dominated by the climate emergency, Trump claimed his backing for an initiative to plant 1tn trees showed his concern for the environment" Telegraph:  Greta Thunberg tells leaders at Davos to heed global heating science Matt:  Jeff Bezos hack: Amazon boss's phone 'hacked by Saudi crown prince' Independent:  Times:  Queen’s aide warns Harry and Meghan against Sussex Royal title Evening Standard:  Trump impeachment trial: Democrats' bids for new evidence dashed in marathon first day Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the Royals milking it 
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Jan 22, 2020 23:44
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Blower can eat my entire arse tbh.
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Paul Thomas clearly doesn't know that Moose Milk is real and delicious. E: It's a holiday drink served in Canadian military messes. The recipes vary somewhat depending on the mess/service, but it's basically an eggnog/rum/milkshake kinda deal. Fearless fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Jan 23, 2020 |
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Pilchenstein posted:Blower can eat my entire arse tbh. Your arse deserves better than being eaten by that hack
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Jan 23, 2020 22:42
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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!
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Guavanaut posted:Christ, what an rear end in a top hat! This cartoon subverted my expectations.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's Brexit bill becoming law – Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal has become law after it received royal assent from the Queen, having cleared all its stages in parliament" Telegraph:  John Bercow: No 10 trying to thwart peerage with bullying claims Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon. Evening Standard:  China virus: ten cities locked down and Beijing festivities scrapped; Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... a global health scare 
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Jan 25, 2020 01:04
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close run contest but thomas is the worst yet again, how does he loving do it
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Jan 25, 2020 01:28
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Of all the ailments Thomas could have picked, he of course went with some old timey name that not one person under 60 would ever use.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Of all the ailments Thomas could have picked, he of course went with some old timey name that not one person under 60 would ever use. For a very brief moment I thought he was talking about his actual housemaid and her knee, because, well, there she is right there.
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Paladinus posted:For a very brief moment I thought he was talking about his actual housemaid and her knee, because, well, there she is right there. He's not? Can someone translate for this Yank what he's talking about then?
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Technowolf posted:He's not? Can someone translate for this Yank what he's talking about then? Housemaid's knee is an informal name of knee bursitis, an inflammation of a small sac of fluid in the knee called a bursa.
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Jan 25, 2020 18:51
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Caused by kneeling down to scrub hard floors, if I'm remembering the right one.
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Guardian: "Rebecca Hendin on Boris Johnson's Brexit bongs – PM has formally signed the EU withdrawal agreement, the day after the doomsday clock moved to 100 seconds to midnight" Telegraph:  After Charles Addams. Matt:  HS2 late and billions over budget due to Tory failures, report finds Independent:  After Gaetano Gandolfi. The i paper:  Times:  Trump speaks to Boris Johnson about security as UK nears Huawei decision Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson signing the Brexit Deal  Stephen Collins: 
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Jan 25, 2020 22:56
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Observer: "It's Brexit Day, let's party! – A shindig to celebrate Britain leaving the EU: what a great idea…" Sunday Telegraph:  Revealed: the £12bn bill for scrapping high-speed rail link Sunday Times:  US and Europe clash over climate crisis threat on last Davos day
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Brexit day being Britain's quarantine day – The Tory peer and former deputy prime minister Lord Heseltine has accused Boris Johnson of trying to “rub the noses of Remainers in their defeat”, after the prime minister announced events to commemorate the UK’s departure from the EU this coming Friday at 11pm" Telegraph:  Chinese city plans to build coronavirus hospital in days Matt:  Boris Johnson hints at compromise over Huawei and 5G Independent:  China coronavirus: mayor of Wuhan admits mistakes Times:  Philip Pullman calls for boycott of Brexit 50p coin over 'missing' Oxford comma Evening Standard: 
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Dumb political cartoonists are really mad about the UK slowly starting to get a public transport infrastructure more modern than the 19th century.
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Jan 28, 2020 11:20
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This is Political Cartoonist Matt calling base. Yes, they're still paying me £650,000 a year. No, no-one suspects that I'm poo poo.
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Guardian: "Henny Beaumont on the commemorative Brexit 50p launch – It is a debate that has torn the nation in two, ripped friends and family apart, and entrenched divisions throughout the land. Should the Royal Mint have used an Oxford comma on its Brexit 50p piece?" Telegraph:  Matt:  Prince Andrew giving 'zero' cooperation to Epstein inquiry, say US prosecutors Independent:  Huawei decision is a sensible compromise but could still anger US Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the Transatlantic Huawei row  David Squires: 
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail: What is this one about?
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Hillary 2020 posted:What is this one about?
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Pilchenstein posted:The americans apparently aren't happy with china supplying the tech for 5G in the uk and Boris is being a big manly PM by standing up to Trump and not being a "british poodle", which is how people sometimes describe the uk and/or its prime minister because they tend, as a rule, to do whatever america tells them to. Cheers ears.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Donald Trump's Middle East peace deal – Donald Trump has launched his ‘ultimate deal’ for Middle East peace, saying the detailed 80-page proposal would be a ‘realistic two-state solution’" Telegraph:  Johnson faces Tory rebellion after allowing Huawei 5G role Matt:  Northern rail franchise to be renationalised Independent:  UK has chance to relook at Huawei 5G decision, says Pompeo Times:  Britons evacuated due to coronavirus to be quarantined for 14 days Evening Standard:  Brexit: MEPs ratify UK withdrawal agreement Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the late Nicholas Parsons 
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The blackness too. He really is a hosed up individual isn't he.
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crispix posted:The blackness too. He really is a hosed up individual isn't he. You cannot replace Mac as Mail politoonist unless you draw racist caricatures of black people.
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Constantly watched by unknown powers, an old white man humiliates him in front of a crowd of amused onlookers. There is nothing on the horizon but endless soul-crushing emptiness. They do say you should write what you know.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the renationalisation of Northern rail – The future of the privatised rail system was thrown into further doubt on Wednesday as the government announced the renationalisation of the struggling Northern rail franchise" Telegraph:  'Over and out': emotional British MEPs attend final EU debate Matt:  Bonus! https://twitter.com/MattCartoonist/status/1222996871469314048 Independent:  Doubts raised over workability of Trump's Middle East peace plan Times:  Son of Lord Lucan's murdered nanny claims to have found missing Earl alive Evening Standard:  BBC announces 450 jobs will go in newsroom shake-up Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Andrew's war of words with the FBI  Guardian Australian Sport: 
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