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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Rarity posted:

It's completely anonymous, dude. Hence why I said allegedly cause it's not fully confirmed that this is her.

You didn't say allegedly initially, you stated it as fact 'Lowtax's abuse of his wife' so you've clearly made a judgement in the case or happy with the characterisation at least.

Aramoro fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Jan 23, 2020

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Aramoro posted:

You didn't say allegedly initially, you stated it as fact 'Lowtax's abuse of his wife' so you've clearly made a judgement in the case or happy with the characterisation at least.

Women who cross state lines with their kids to go to domestic abuse shelters don't normally do it for shits and giggles

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Okay I have followed through on the declaration of thread independence - Irish GE thread up and running

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3912154

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

xtothez posted:

Is this a reverse psychology thing? Maybe if everyone started publicly thanking Trump for all he's done to fight racism & climate change he'll have to go along with it because nothing is more important to him than his ego.
My read was it's subtle sarcasm because ooh, the exciting thrill of mocking the president to his 100% solid-stupidity face, tee hee. Welcome to the resistance, whoever that oval office is.

OwlFancier posted:

Apparently there was an earthquake this morning? I didn't feel anything.
I slept through this, which I guess is marginally better than the last earthquake, which I didn't notice cause I was on the toilet. The missus yells "did you feel that earthquake" and I replied "oh, I thought that was me" :v:

Regarde Aduck posted:

Was the chiding before or after this became a court case?
It was *checks notes* two posts above yours.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!



Getting mad about not being saluted is 100% the most fragile thing about officers and it’s always hilarious.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Yeah GW Bush was in solid double digit net approval for most of his term (even before 9/11) and even as that narrowed to fluctuate around 0 as the election approached and everyone got partisan the worst score he ever got was around -6 whereas trump has been steady at around -10 for pretty much his entire term. Trump's approval rating is unusual in that it's been very stable and always low, see here.



RE: this pic also bear in mind that riiight when it looked like Bush was in trouble Osama bin Laden popped up with a new video going "ooga booga I'm gonna do 9/11 2" and bam, up goes Bush's approval rating.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Getting mad about not being saluted is 100% the most fragile thing about officers and it’s always hilarious.
I didn't put in my time in the warcrimes department just to be disrespected by hippies :colbert:

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Getting mad about not being saluted is 100% the most fragile thing about officers and it’s always hilarious.

IDF is kind of lax about it once you're out of basic training, but it's still technically required before you're fully certified and always with big wigs. We used to always salute officers when they were carrying heavy stuff when in training because they weren't allowed to ignore us (they did eventually ignore us).

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Miftan posted:

IDF is kind of lax about it once you're out of basic training, but it's still technically required before you're fully certified and always with big wigs. We used to always salute officers when they were carrying heavy stuff when in training because they weren't allowed to ignore us (they did eventually ignore us).

Once in cadets I saluted an officer who was smoking a cigar in his right hand and he battered the loving business end of it right off his forehead.

Managed to do the same to a TA officer in the street once around Remembrance Day except he smashed a sausage roll into his head.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Meanwhile, in Camden for £1,625 pcm.


Is this one of those 'on suites'?

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Once in cadets I saluted an officer who was smoking a cigar in his right hand and he battered the loving business end of it right off his forehead.

Managed to do the same to a TA officer in the street once around Remembrance Day except he smashed a sausage roll into his head.

That's assaulting an officer, mate. This is why you're on all those lists!

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Sanitary Naptime posted:

Once in cadets I saluted an officer who was smoking a cigar in his right hand and he battered the loving business end of it right off his forehead.

Managed to do the same to a TA officer in the street once around Remembrance Day except he smashed a sausage roll into his head.

Okay, this is praxis, and I need to learn a proper salute so I can try it with the idiot recruiting fucks from the queen at office.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Guavanaut posted:

Meanwhile, in Camden for £1,625 pcm.


Is this one of those 'on suites'?


"En Shite", in this case.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Guavanaut posted:

Meanwhile, in Camden for £1,625 pcm.


Is this one of those 'on suites'?


Destroy the housing market.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Guavanaut posted:

Meanwhile, in Camden for £1,625 pcm.


Is this one of those 'on suites'?


That is almost exactly the same sq.m. as my flat. However, I have separate kitchen, bathroom (with a bath no-less), bedroom with double bed in it and living room.
(And I don't pay rent because I bought it so just pay service charges + bills etc, but if it was up for rent round here, it would probably be about £500-£600pcm)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
You could use the money you're saving to install loos in all the other rooms!

VideoGames posted:

Destroy the housing market.
:hai:

1,625 pcm. Seriously. That's more than what I pay a month for a two bed terraced even if you include council tax, power bill, water rates, food, internets, phone, random poo poo I order...

London is another world and it's transparently obvious how much of it is just siphoned into land monopolists and property developers' pockets.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
It’s £350 a month less than the average UK salary. Who can’t get by on £80 / week for all expenditure.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


mehall posted:

Okay, this is praxis, and I need to learn a proper salute so I can try it with the idiot recruiting fucks from the queen at office.

You need to be in full uniform for them to do it back so it’s not worth it

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Total Meatlove posted:

It’s £350 a month less than the average UK salary. Who can’t get by on £80 / week for all expenditure.
It's all fun and games until your bed breaks and you need to call out an emergency plumber.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SarahxDorman/status/1220312604352090114

Between this and the Nandy endorsement without even a hint of consultation I think I'm about done with GMB, any recommendations for a grab-bag union (I absolutely refuse to join any of the unions specialising in my profession).

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

Guavanaut posted:

You could use the money you're saving to install loos in all the other rooms!

:hai:

1,625 pcm. Seriously. That's more than what I pay a month for a two bed terraced even if you include council tax, power bill, water rates, food, internets, phone, random poo poo I order...

London is another world and it's transparently obvious how much of it is just siphoned into land monopolists and property developers' pockets.

My mortgage on a 3.5 bedroom / 100sqm house leaves exactly £1k in change from that bill. London is insane.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Sanitary Naptime posted:

You need to be in full uniform for them to do it back so it’s not worth it

Most are still so completely cowed by sergeant-majors screaming at them in induction that they'll salute anybody saluting them in any kind of even vaguely military headgear (and given the long and ridiculous tradition of British military headgear this can mean anything from a yarmulke to a Marie Antoinette six-foot beehive wig).

Spike Milligan's war memoirs talk about idle Gunners setting up "saluting traps" when they had nothing better to do - find a long bit of road, position as many people as you can along it at six-foot intervals, and try to give an officer RSI of the right arm by all saluting him as he passes. I don't know why but that idea still makes me giggle to this day.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

A little off-topic but do any of you have good game griefing stories you can share? I'm working on something

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Guavanaut posted:

Meanwhile, in Camden for £1,625 pcm.


Is this one of those 'on suites'?


idk where you found that poo poo but I've sent it on to Joel Golby in the hopes he'll do a funny London Rental Opportunity of the Week article on Vice about it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Most are still so completely cowed by sergeant-majors screaming at them in induction that they'll salute anybody saluting them in any kind of even vaguely military headgear (and given the long and ridiculous tradition of British military headgear this can mean anything from a yarmulke to a Marie Antoinette six-foot beehive wig).
Its effects were so well rooted
That the next day he saluted
An ice cream man, an usher, and a nun

Why did everyone from the bus conductor to the gas man dress like they were some kind of fascist dictator in a low budget stage production in the 50s? Was it something to do with #tradwives?


Tesseraction posted:

A little off-topic but do any of you have good game griefing stories you can share? I'm working on something
Minecraft lag machines are fun (or at least technically interesting) if you like that sort of thing.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

sebzilla posted:

idk where you found that poo poo but I've sent it on to Joel Golby in the hopes he'll do a funny London Rental Opportunity of the Week article on Vice about it.

- Impressive studio flat
- Engineered wood floors
- Premium Smeg oven with unique styling
- You'll poo poo literally two feet from your bed

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Guavanaut posted:

Its effects were so well rooted
That the next day he saluted
An ice cream man, an usher, and a nun

a Good Humor man, unless there's another version I'm unaware of

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Tesseraction posted:

A little off-topic but do any of you have good game griefing stories you can share? I'm working on something

Well, there's the original... https://www.notacult.com/fansythefamous.htm

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/SarahxDorman/status/1220312604352090114

Between this and the Nandy endorsement without even a hint of consultation I think I'm about done with GMB, any recommendations for a grab-bag union (I absolutely refuse to join any of the unions specialising in my profession).

So I get why large scale unions end up not being helpful because of entrenched staff putting their job security ahead of the workers they represent but why the gently caress don't all the people in GMB just leave for somewhere else? Is there a reason they can't?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Wachter posted:

- Impressive studio flat
- Engineered wood floors
- Premium Smeg oven with unique styling
- You'll poo poo literally two feet from your bed

He's already bloody done it hasn't he?

Twitter reputation ruined :(

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Julio Cruz posted:

a Good Humor man, unless there's another version I'm unaware of
We don't have Good Humor ice cream here, but their ice cream men also wore white military style uniforms.

Maybe there's a dark martial history of gelatofascism I don't know of.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

Why did everyone from the bus conductor to the gas man dress like they were some kind of fascist dictator in a low budget stage production in the 50s? Was it something to do with #tradwives?

It was multi-faceted thing going back to the Victorian era. There was the purely practical fact that many workers had the arse out of their trousers so you pretty much had to give clothes to anyone public-facing and there were a lot of factories set up to make military uniforms, so they tended to be cheap (especially if left undyed or just bleached, hence the proliferation of browns, greys and whites). It was also a proto-branding thing; dressing all of your employees the same showed that you were a large and serious concern. Finally, especially for your two examples (not the ice cream man, we'll come to him in a minute) it was a convenient short-circuiting of the class system - people would tend to unthinkingly follow the instructions of someone in a uniform even if they knew it was just Fred from Garnet Street.

Ice cream men wore white to prove that their premises were clean (in those days the bloke selling it was almost always the one who actually made it), the same as most other food service workers, and the hat - like the straight-up generalissimo uniforms warn by ushers and doormen - was just peacocking, although ushers could at least claim a practical purpose, the idea being that taxi drivers would be more likely to notice them when they were trying to hail them (with the implicit premise that a really gaudy doorman was probably from a particularly fancy business or building so the taxi would go to them in preference to the ordinary prole trying to hail them across the road).

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




goddamnedtwisto posted:

Between this and the Nandy endorsement without even a hint of consultation I think I'm about done with GMB, any recommendations for a grab-bag union (I absolutely refuse to join any of the unions specialising in my profession).

One of my friends works for Prospect (currently loving HIAL up for them dicking about) they seem good. They're non-affiliated as well if that helps in that matter.

Aramoro fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Jan 23, 2020

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/SarahxDorman/status/1220312604352090114

Between this and the Nandy endorsement without even a hint of consultation I think I'm about done with GMB, any recommendations for a grab-bag union (I absolutely refuse to join any of the unions specialising in my profession).

Rarity posted:

So I get why large scale unions end up not being helpful because of entrenched staff putting their job security ahead of the workers they represent but why the gently caress don't all the people in GMB just leave for somewhere else? Is there a reason they can't?

I'm pretty done with GMB as well, but they're one of 2 unions recognised by my employer and the other one has decided that industrial action over them cutting our pensions isn't worth it as the employer has said that they'll bring it back up 'once their finances are sorted'.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Total Meatlove posted:

It’s £350 a month less than the average UK salary. Who can’t get by on £80 / week for all expenditure.
I'm pretty sure the average London salary is higher than the national average regardless of which method you use of assessing the average, but it's ludicrous regardless.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Why am I not surprised that the only unions employees will recognise are the ones that don't actually help their workers? :thunkher:

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

sebzilla posted:

He's already bloody done it hasn't he?

Twitter reputation ruined :(

Nah that was just me arsing about.

I love that the floorplan has separate labels for "Reception Room" and "Kitchen". It's the same loving room!

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Wachter posted:

Nah that was just me arsing about.

I love that the floorplan has separate labels for "Reception Room" and "Kitchen". It's the same loving room!

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/jgep5k/a-toilet-bedroom-flat-camden

tbh I think it would be a far far better flat if you just slept in the "reception room" and put a loving bath in the bathroom.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
But then where would you receive people? And if you aren't, then why a flat in Camden?

goddamnedtwisto posted:

people would tend to unthinkingly follow the instructions of someone in a uniform even if they knew it was just Fred from Garnet Street.
Exploiting the same human quirks that had caused the previous two decades to be so interesting in order to sell ice cream is something I probably shouldn't be surprised about.

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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Spike Milligan's war memoirs talk about idle Gunners setting up "saluting traps" when they had nothing better to do - find a long bit of road, position as many people as you can along it at six-foot intervals, and try to give an officer RSI of the right arm by all saluting him as he passes. I don't know why but that idea still makes me giggle to this day.
The bit about the german paratroopers trying to surrender and his superior officer not wanting the hassle so he tries to shoo them away was great.

Tesseraction posted:

A little off-topic but do any of you have good game griefing stories you can share? I'm working on something
I made a raid leader (the raid leader of my own guild, that I had founded) quit WoW if that's any use to you? :v:

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