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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



do any of the insurance mascot romance fics include chris paul

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Shear Modulus posted:

do any of the insurance mascot romance fics include chris paul

yeah the Chris/Cliff scene is pretty robust

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Shear Modulus posted:

i love having experiences with brands

Comrade Ogilvy

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Barry Convex posted:

I guess this is less insufferable than Steak-Umms, Sunny D, and Little Debbie twitter-chatting with each other about depression, but not by much

https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1220013408180895745

Then delivered he him therefore unto them to be crucified. And they took Mr. Peanut, and led him away.
And he bearing his cross went forth into a place called the place of a skull, which is called Golgotha:
Where they crucified him, and two other with him, on either side one, and Mr. Peanut in the midst.
And Mr. Peanut's Social Media Intern wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was, MR. PEANUT THE KING OF THE PEANUTS.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

My great grandfather started this company with one leaky slave ship and a slogan "people selling people to people "

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Shear Modulus posted:

ive just thought of the idea of a forbidden romeo and juliet-style love story between the progressive insurance lady and the nationwide insurance guy who breaks stuff and im sad that just thinking this thought has unleashed it into the world and it is now going to happen

it's gonna be The General and the geico gecko loving each other

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012



Thank you Barak, Very Cool!

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Barry Convex posted:

I guess this is less insufferable than Steak-Umms, Sunny D, and Little Debbie twitter-chatting with each other about depression, but not by much

https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1220013408180895745

I walk out here every night with hustle, loyalty, respect on my sleeve. That is a credo that I have adopted from the men and women who defend the freedom of this country. We have caught, and compromised, to a permanent end, Mr. Peanut.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Algund Eenboom posted:

I walk out here every night with hustle, loyalty, respect on my sleeve. That is a credo that I have adopted from the men and women who defend the freedom of this country. We have caught, and compromised, to a permanent end, Mr. Peanut.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

Then delivered he him therefore unto them to be crucified. And they took Mr. Peanut, and led him away.
And he bearing his cross went forth into a place called the place of a skull, which is called Golgotha:
Where they crucified him, and two other with him, on either side one, and Mr. Peanut in the midst.
And Mr. Peanut's Social Media Intern wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was, MR. PEANUT THE KING OF THE PEANUTS.

I’m gonna give it three days

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018
https://twitter.com/MissPavIichenko/status/1220084825228443650?s=20

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Do you think Planters has sold a single peanut more than usual because of this?

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

My local newspaper has a front page story about the peanut logo dying

I loving hate this world.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Heath posted:

Do you think Planters has sold a single peanut more than usual because of this?

probally

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this is the sort of brand activation consumers love to engage with

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
This is nuts

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

this is the sort of brand activation consumers love to engage with

I hate almost every word in this sentence.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Algund Eenboom posted:

I walk out here every night with hustle, loyalty, respect on my sleeve. That is a credo that I have adopted from the men and women who defend the freedom of this country. We have caught, and compromised, to a permanent end, Mr. Peanut.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
I just loving love engaging with brands

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




General Dog posted:

This is nuts

legume

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/1223068703505494016

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

General Dog posted:

This is nuts

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I'm fighting climate change by picking up a t-shirt from the floor and wearing it again today.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


KozmoNaut posted:

I'm fighting climate change by picking up a t-shirt from the floor and wearing it again today.

thank u for your service o7

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Heath posted:

Do you think Planters has sold a single peanut more than usual because of this?

i haven't eaten a single bag of peanuts from the vending machine since his untimely death, as i am in mourning. im Doing My Part

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/tmagazine/status/1222920047104086017?s=19

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/peta/status/1223177758227828736?s=20

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Going to go out of my way to eat as much meat as possible.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



super sweet best pal posted:

Going to go out of my way to eat as much meat as possible.

i'm doing more ecological organizing now and my new favorite thing is how long it takes for some middle class white person to suggest stuff that just hurts poor people

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Business Gorillas posted:

i'm doing more ecological organizing now and my new favorite thing is how long it takes for some middle class white person to suggest stuff that just hurts poor people

any sin taxing is primo for this

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

of course our shelters have high kill rates, we need to fund woke super bowl commercials

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Donating to an organization that wastes donations on TV ads seems ill-advised.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Peta is a grift.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
hell yeah, we made it, baby

https://twitter.com/theadvocatemag/status/1223727728265818114?s=21

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
wow 8

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1224057911254683649

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks
i'll eat a dorito but only if its a gay dorito

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

that sounds like somebodys fetish

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 219 days!

doug fuckey posted:

i'll eat a dorito but only if its a gay dorito

it would only want to be eaten by other doritos so im not sure about the consent issues here

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
just saw a commercial for 5g, but "support are troops and cops" style

and a silent, electric Hummer
like, the overlap between people who want hummers and people who want electric cars must be pretty small, wtf

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