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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Small Gay Planet posted:

To gain a better grasp of your situation I tried to simulate it using cutting edge AI technology, which reflects posting on SA quite well if I do say so myself



uh thanks for the effort post I guess

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
also webmaster, more like divorcemaster

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


Snazzy Frocks posted:

It's because his life is a complex tangled web

Almost like a... intertangled net

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

a series of increasingly worse tubes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
how do i shot webmaster

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


More like marriage apprentice

Ghetto SuperCzar
Feb 20, 2005


Lowtax posted:

also webmaster, more like divorcemaster

do webslaves exist. Are we the webslaves?

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Piggy Smalls posted:

Try to make up with your wife. Seeing your kid once every two weeks sucks. Don’t know the reason why your divorcing but if it’s another woman let me say the grass is not greener. If it’s not then please try to work it out. It sucks to see your kid being raised by the next man your ex finds. I know from personal experience.

Gonna say the grass can be greener if you pivot to loving men

Lucavi
May 12, 2002
Wizard Master

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Lowtax posted:

also webmaster, more like divorcemaster

idk, master suggests that you're good at it.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Lucavi posted:

Wizard Master

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Speaking of writing


Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Rad-daddio posted:

idk, master suggests that you're good at it.
Hey I'm going to totally own this one, mark my words bitch

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

hi lowtax please let me write for your lovely internet site. solidarity.

What's your article idea?

Mine is about a grizzled internet detective working the rough Twitter streets.

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

What's your article idea?

Mine is about a grizzled internet detective working the rough Twitter streets.

Mines about a mean dog

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Heather Papps posted:

Mines about a mean dog

I remember those.

I wonder how BiGDOG is adjusting to the modern internet. A lot of 'tellin' it like it is' people turned out to be pretty bad, but I bet BiGDOG is better than that.

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I remember those.

I wonder how BiGDOG is adjusting to the modern internet. A lot of 'tellin' it like it is' people turned out to be pretty bad, but I bet BiGDOG is better than that.

No its about me rating dogs but now the dogs are all nazis and homophobes and trump and its VERY SMART and funny

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Mine is about a grizzled internet detective working the rough Twitter streets.

What happens when they get to youtubes comment section?

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
I'm eying those pies Lowtax

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Gonna get me a vageode cake

https://www.goldbelly.com/nadia-cakes/famous-vageode-cake

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Heather Papps posted:

No its about me rating dogs but now the dogs are all nazis and homophobes and trump and its VERY SMART and funny

those dogs seem like theyd get bad ratings tbh

Heather Papps
Nov 1, 2007

hello friend


idiotsavant posted:

those dogs seem like theyd get bad ratings tbh

Yeah that was the punchline...


Welp, back to the drawing board!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Heather Papps posted:

What happens when they get to youtubes comment section?

He doesn't go into the youtube comments anymore. He promised himself he'd never take a case that takes him there. Not again. Last time he got dragged in there, things got bad.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

idiotsavant posted:

those dogs seem like theyd get bad ratings tbh

I think just about every kind of dog, even German Shepherds and Doberman Pinschers, can be Good Boys. If a dog is a Bad Boy or a Proud Boy, it's the owner's fault.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I think just about every kind of dog, even German Shepherds and Doberman Pinschers, can be Good Boys. If a dog is a Bad Boy or a Proud Boy, it's the owner's fault.

Lol my dog is a racist failson pls advise.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Heather Papps posted:

It stands for
Wedding
Embarrassment?
BANNED!!!

Master.

It's a web 0.3 thing I think I read about it on know your meme after trying to figure out whatever the hell a "webring" was.

Lowtax just posted the webring on the last page, try to keep up.

Lowtax posted:

Www dot Goat sex. Dot com

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Rad-daddio posted:

Lol my dog is a racist failson pls advise.

Sounds like you got a cat by accident.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I have also been divorced twice, OP

I wish you well

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

The Bloop posted:

I have also been divorced twice, OP

I wish you well

Tell me how to not get divorced. It sounds horrible.

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 31, 2003

Scratchmo

UltraRed posted:

Tell me how to not get divorced. It sounds horrible.

dont get married, for one

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Snazzy Frocks posted:

dont get married, for one

So far, so good!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Snazzy Frocks posted:

dont get married, for one

oh gently caress!

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
hey lowtax I'm on my way to the something awful office right now!!! can't wait to be in the headquarters of the best internet in the world! we're gonna have a really good time, together, in the something awful official headquarter office and i'm ready to experience the best pleasant hill has to offer

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Lucavi posted:

Wizard Master

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Let's talk about something fun.

You think food tastes better or worse after a divorce?

Lucavi
May 12, 2002

Seizon
Oct 10, 2011



stealth hog

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

this feels like a gatcha game glitch

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

A webmaster inspects his kingdom

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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018


HEY

HEY PIG

HI!!

:)

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