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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

unstated in that article: Bloomberg is, at a minimum, 10x richer than Trump, and Trump is very very angry about it.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

eventually there will be a real pandemic that will kill a whole lot of people. but itll probably be boring ol influenza.

https://twitter.com/UN/status/1089434835997810690?s=20

But lets talk some more about this new t-virus spreading in China.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Asproigerosis posted:

Is it sexual harassment if I buy a coworker a dragon dildo as a thank you present? She unprovoked informed me she has a dildo collection if that helps.

yes, buying your coworker a sex toy is potentially sexual harassment and is not a safe decision, you do not really need to be told this

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



aren't a bunch of the Bloomberg ads running on Fox News too

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Your dog amuses me so much and maybe one day I will stop being dumb about being social and actually meet you and hopefully rub that dogs tummy.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
wait the president is doing loss editos now??

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

All billionaires are terrible and evil, but I gotta give it up for Bloomberg for dumping a lot of money on tv ads that annoy trumo and voter registration

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Asproigerosis posted:

Is it sexual harassment if I buy a coworker a dragon dildo as a thank you present? She unprovoked informed me she has a dildo collection if that helps.

E-mail this to your HR department and report back.

Purr Objectives
Mar 3, 2017

Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse.

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

ALERT ALERT FIRST INFECTION ON US SOIL! A HORRIFYING BUG EYED CHINESE, SICK WITH CORRUPTION, SHAMBLED OFF AN AIRPLANE AND PUKED ON A GRANDMOTHER! STAND BY FOR CASUALTY UPDATES!

hosed up if true

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

LGD posted:

yes, buying your coworker a sex toy is potentially sexual harassment and is not a safe decision, you do not really need to be told this

If you have even the slightest doubt re: is it sexual harassment the best answer is always okay lets do something else

this advice also applies to is it racist, is it homophobic, is it bigoted, etc...

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin



this guy fuckin owns

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

aren't a bunch of the Bloomberg ads running on Fox News too

Yeah

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tacodaemon posted:

In an August 2007 survey commissioned by the McCormick Tribune Foundation, Americans polled voted MacGyver as the favorite fictional hero they would want to have if they were ever caught in an emergency.

i've been thinkin about macgyver all day fyi

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
C spam is no fun, why cant dragon dildos in delaware be a consensual appreciation of art?

NOT EVERYTHING IS HORNY. GOSH.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

yeah but a white kid who was a citizen probably have had something just as bad or worse happen to this provably common situation which is an actual argument ive heard for our border policies

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



motherfucker i dropped this as it was happening c'mon c-spam

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Lmao new round of protesting in PR and they had this out last night :hai:



fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

slopJoe 2020330 posted:



this guy fuckin owns

lol if you haven’t seen the pic of the dude with a hole in his mask for his cigarette smoking and surfing the web at his computer

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hamelekim, thank you for posting that story about the guillotine

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
*3 weeks later*

AITA for buying my [28Goon] coworker [??F] the biggest, most uncomfortable, most extremely online dildo I know of?


So today I was walked out of the door of my lovely call center job...

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


i'm being erased in real time

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


demon cracker nation

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


powerful

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/PoliticsWolf/status/1220494436527796229

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



you know what rock and bug type pokemon I really like?







Crustle

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/JoshuaPotash/status/1220475659031580672

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
lmao
https://twitter.com/ktullymcmanus/status/1220490419198480384
https://twitter.com/ktullymcmanus/status/1220491051816890369

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

mODS!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

she sucks

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/41Strange/status/1220493590633172992

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

i'm being erased in real time

drat that Bill Maher

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
that's a start

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

they're literally all garbage and Trump's gonna be acquitted on a party line vote by next Saturday.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Epic High Five posted:

you know what rock and bug type pokemon I really like?







Crustle

That's not even a real pokemon!!!!

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Intel&Sebastian posted:

All billionaires are terrible and evil, but I gotta give it up for Bloomberg for dumping a lot of money on tv ads that annoy trumo and voter registration

same

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

same but

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





this is the funny trumo, who does silly tweets on politics people instead of the bad prez trumkp who sets up the dominoes for a canny totalitarian to sweep into power in the next decade

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Slumfrog posted:

Indeed, he is now moved by a greater hand.

Like this


hehehehehe

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